unanswered questions - Wu-Tang Corp. - Official Site of the Wu-Tang Clan

MantiZ · 07-26-2005, 06:12 PM

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

thwak · 07-26-2005, 06:14 PM

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
Why did Judas, rat to Romans while Jesus slept?

MantiZ · 07-26-2005, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thwak

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
Why did Judas, rat to Romans while Jesus slept?

this was meant to be a funny thread...
lol.
peace!

Wu-Tality · 07-26-2005, 06:16 PM

funny, especially 1st one

ufa · 07-26-2005, 06:33 PM

2 most mysterious questions:
1.where do the dust gets from??
2.where do all the money goes to??

Big Bad Man · 07-26-2005, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MantiZ

this was meant to be a funny thread...
lol.
peace!

Also meant to be a wu board. Peace to thwak and Ghostface. Classic shit.

triggahappy187 · 07-26-2005, 11:39 PM

Why is my dick a lil crooked? lol
why do i grow long hairs on my balls but not on my elbows
if a spiderman movie can be made, why hasnt a sanford an son movie been remade?
Can God microwave a burrito so hot that even God couldn eat?
Was there ever anyone by the name of Dirk Diggler?
why am i blessed wif a big dick?

deadlymelody · 07-27-2005, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by triggahappy187

Can God microwave a burrito so hot that even God couldn eat?

This had me rolling

mashqauck · 07-27-2005, 12:46 AM

why do signs at schools say drug free zone? do they give you free drugs? been wondering that for so many years

Bedlam · 07-27-2005, 01:02 AM

^^^ omg, this guy is crackin me up, akabobbyd

Why'd they come up with the witness protecton?
Why did the Terminator win the election? come on pay attention

mashqauck · 07-27-2005, 01:03 AM

how come we shit green sometimes? not sayin i do, i keep it red

mashqauck · 07-27-2005, 01:19 AM

is michael jordan's balls hairless like his head?

does my grandpa in china have 4 fingers from making the hairless balls michaels shoes?

Wu-Tality · 07-27-2005, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ufa

2 most mysterious questions:
1.where do the dust gets from??
2.where do all the money goes to??

Haha simple

1. It's made from those little ass insects and they shit out dust
2. To the rich (most of it) :P

Rebel_INS · 07-27-2005, 05:00 AM

Shit thast crazy aha

MASTER PAI MEI · 07-27-2005, 11:27 AM

Answer the Questions

07-26-2005, 06:12 PM	#1
MantiZ Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Latvia, United Streets of Adazhi (near Riga)) Age: 26 Posts: 1,046 Rep Power: 9	unanswered questions 1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping? 2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 4. Is there another word for synonym? 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" 6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 14. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? 17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? 19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? __________________ I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr.Clean.. "G-Unit's full of bitches Banks is a bitch Young Buck is a Bitch Tony Yayo is a bitch Fifty is a bitch Olivia's a bitch...HOLD UP! Olivia's a man!" The Game i can't commit suicide. suicide committed me. so my suicide is dead.

07-26-2005, 06:14 PM	#2
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07-26-2005, 06:16 PM	#4
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07-26-2005, 11:39 PM	#7
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07-27-2005, 12:46 AM	#9
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Bedlam Making cream Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Gainesville, FL Age: 24 Posts: 3,030 Rep Power: 13	Re: unanswered questions ^^^ omg, this guy is crackin me up, akabobbyd Why'd they come up with the witness protecton? Why did the Terminator win the election? come on pay attention __________________

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07-27-2005, 01:19 AM	#12
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07-27-2005, 05:00 AM	#14
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