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Old 05-23-2007, 04:52 PM   #1
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Old 05-23-2007, 05:17 PM   #2
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Old 05-23-2007, 05:37 PM   #4
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Last Sunday I became a platinum selling rap artist. Let me tell you the story behind this one, it's a real doozy. I broke into the local coal mine determined to stomp on some lumps until they submitted to my willpower and turned into diamonds. Unfortunately, these places apparently have heavily armed guards these days and they shot me several times. I fell down in the coal and it got all over my skin as I writhed in agony.

Luckily, there just so happened to be a jewish record label CEO strolling through who was getting truckloads of coal to place in poor and impoverished childrens' stockings on Christmas to remind them of the awesome presents their parents can't afford. He saw me flailing in agony, all covered in coal, and spotted my handy snotrag in my back pocket that I've carried since I picked up the habit from my grandfather. Of course, lots of blacks and mexicans like to wear these snotrags on their heads, color coordinated to signify which snotrag wearers are affiiliated with fellow snotrag wearers. He put two and five together and came out with eleven: I was obviously a gangsta rapper who was shot down in some sort of drug deal gone awry. Which means, in jew CEO language, that I immediately needed a record deal to capitalize on the monstrous black-people-who-got-shot demographic that's been sweeping the nation.

He used his powers of tax evaluation to wrench the bullets from my chest (assumedly the same powers he used to crucify jesus) and wrote them off as business expenses on my tax forms. I thanked him for his help and asked for some spare change; he vehemently denied me of the scant few pennies and nickels in his Armani suitcoat pocket. I don't hold it against him, though. It's in his dirty jew blood.
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Old 05-23-2007, 06:13 PM   #5
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Last Sunday I became a platinum selling rap artist. Let me tell you the story behind this one, it's a real doozy. I broke into the local coal mine determined to stomp on some lumps until they submitted to my willpower and turned into diamonds. Unfortunately, these places apparently have heavily armed guards these days and they shot me several times. I fell down in the coal and it got all over my skin as I writhed in agony.

Luckily, there just so happened to be a jewish record label CEO strolling through who was getting truckloads of coal to place in poor and impoverished childrens' stockings on Christmas to remind them of the awesome presents their parents can't afford. He saw me flailing in agony, all covered in coal, and spotted my handy snotrag in my back pocket that I've carried since I picked up the habit from my grandfather. Of course, lots of blacks and mexicans like to wear these snotrags on their heads, color coordinated to signify which snotrag wearers are affiiliated with fellow snotrag wearers. He put two and five together and came out with eleven: I was obviously a gangsta rapper who was shot down in some sort of drug deal gone awry. Which means, in jew CEO language, that I immediately needed a record deal to capitalize on the monstrous black-people-who-got-shot demographic that's been sweeping the nation.

He used his powers of tax evaluation to wrench the bullets from my chest (assumedly the same powers he used to crucify jesus) and wrote them off as business expenses on my tax forms. I thanked him for his help and asked for some spare change; he vehemently denied me of the scant few pennies and nickels in his Armani suitcoat pocket. I don't hold it against him, though. It's in his dirty jew blood.
ha. i laugh quietly just in case someone thinks i am laughin for the wrong reasons...did you write this Jasp? Also, is there a good rationalization for another sub-forum in gen chat? Curious.
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Old 05-23-2007, 06:21 PM   #6
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krizy i would eat a fart out of your ass providing it was created by digesting a carne asada burrito.
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Old 05-23-2007, 06:42 PM   #7
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krizy i would eat a fart out of your ass providing it was created by digesting a carne asada burrito.
Im sure you say that to all the ladies CeD Digi...but it's so smooth i suppose it's worth recycling...ooh, bad choice of words for topic I think. I got work to do...Im out. Hope uncovering reality is going well.

This place gets more complicated everytime I come back...not a fan of this sub-forum thing.
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Old 05-23-2007, 06:44 PM   #8
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krizy can you just pee on me next time we hook up. kthx
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Old 05-23-2007, 06:53 PM   #9
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Old 05-23-2007, 06:58 PM   #10
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ive been saying that for like 7 years now.
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