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Old 07-26-2005, 05:50 PM   #1
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(English Phrase) I think you need a facelift

(Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat



(English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive?

(Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding?



See me A.S.A.P.

Kum Hia Nao



Stupid Man

Dum Gai



Small Horse

Tai Ni Po Ni



Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan?



I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Ni



It's very dark in here

Wai So Dim



This is a tow away zone

No Pah King



You are not very bright

Yu So Dum



I got this for free

Ai No Pei



I am not guilty!

Wai Hang Mi?



Please stay a while longer

Wai Go Nao?



They have arrived

Hai Dei Kum.



Stay out of sight

Lei Lo



He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Sing Ka.



Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki



I thought you were on a diet?

Wai Yu Mun Ching?
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Old 07-26-2005, 05:53 PM   #2
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hahaha
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Old 07-26-2005, 05:57 PM   #3
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those 3 are the illest:
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I got this for free

Ai No Pei
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Stay out of sight

Lei Lo
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Your body odor is offensive

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Old 07-26-2005, 06:07 PM   #4
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i loved this one :

Stupid Man

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Banks is a bitch
Young Buck is a Bitch
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Olivia's a bitch...HOLD UP! Olivia's a man!" The Game

i can't commit suicide. suicide committed me. so my suicide is dead.
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Old 07-26-2005, 06:18 PM   #5
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ahhaa ":P
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Old 07-26-2005, 11:45 PM   #6
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you guys like cream of sum yung gai?
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Old 07-26-2005, 11:48 PM   #7
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LOL dam thats some funny ish!
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Old 07-26-2005, 11:50 PM   #8
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Ni hao..
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Old 07-27-2005, 05:05 AM   #9
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Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-27-2005, 09:20 AM   #10
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your a pedo!

Fuk im yung
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Old 07-27-2005, 09:32 AM   #11
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they are all sick lmao.
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Old 09-26-2005, 09:16 AM   #12
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Nice, LOL.
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