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maestro wooz · 08-20-2007, 03:13 AM

This is a sad reality for most humans to accept, but we are mostly fish. Water is the gas in our body. We have our skin and bone casing, but everything else is made out of water. We drink water like a beached whale needs to be sprayed down with water. Juice, soda, anything you drink, is watering your body. Dont feel ashamed, sea creatures are intelligent. Sure you can catch bass with a shiny thing, but sharks and dolphins are not stupid creatures. But our body types do bear a striking similarity to monkeys, this cannot be denied. The missing link is the aliens mated a great white with a monkey and created the human.

Longbongcilvaringz · 08-20-2007, 03:58 AM

it all starts to make sense...

Kriszy Substance · 08-20-2007, 05:02 AM

hmm...perhaps....or not at all...but.....

This is actually an interesting subject to me Wooz. 90% water they say, humans...or something close. Anway, water has intriguing and scientifically studied qualities of it's own....perhaps...either way, I feel none less substaintail. Links from a better connection in the AM to come...if anyone gives a shit...and if i remember...

Urban_Journalz · 08-20-2007, 09:24 AM

Huggasaurus Sex · 08-20-2007, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maestro wooz

The missing link is the aliens mated a great white with a monkey and created the human.

what a frightening experience for that poor monkey!

not sure what to make of this thread. i mean on the one hand, pretty much every single sentence, starting with the thread title, is factually incorrect. on the other hand, it made me laugh and i like to laugh.

also, mermaids are fucking hot.

Sexy Jasper · 08-20-2007, 10:20 AM

Cthulhu · 08-20-2007, 10:39 AM

Can't tell which side of the argument this is supposed to be satirizing, but it's funny anyway.

Suga Duga · 08-20-2007, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sean michael

it all starts to make sense...

mwhahahahahahahahaha

Big Risk · 08-20-2007, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humanface Huggah

what a frightening experience for that poor monkey!

not sure what to make of this thread. i mean on the one hand, pretty much every single sentence, starting with the thread title, is factually incorrect. on the other hand, it made me laugh and i like to laugh.

also, mermaids are fucking hot.

besides the aliens and title, what was incorrect about what he said?

whitey · 08-20-2007, 02:01 PM

^ water is the single most important thing to humans. dolphins are quite smart animals. and somewhere down the line we came from something, that came from something a bunch of times back, that was some sort of fish like animal. hard for some people to wrap their domes around i know, but so is a lot of stuff in life.

Big Risk · 08-20-2007, 02:10 PM

Its easy to grasp if you have some knowledge of evolution, but to except it is the hardest part I think.

Longbongcilvaringz · 08-20-2007, 02:39 PM

wow this thread is powerful.

have you ever wondered why humans can swim?

or why some people have webbed feet?

ive been thinking about these questions and others for a few years now, and been building with some people over at mudsociety about them.... we're nearly there.

Cthulhu · 08-20-2007, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Risk

besides the aliens and title, what was incorrect about what he said?

Well, for one thing, water in our bodies isn't in gas form, and we don't breathe water vapor, as in gaseous dihydrogen oxide, but rather pure oxygen.

Big Risk · 08-20-2007, 07:28 PM

im pretty sure the gas part was a typo. he knows its not gas.

maestro wooz · 08-20-2007, 08:05 PM

...like the gas you put in your car

08-20-2007, 03:13 AM	#1
maestro wooz Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Maryland Age: 25 Posts: 4,787 Rep Power: 0	Humans Are Fish This is a sad reality for most humans to accept, but we are mostly fish. Water is the gas in our body. We have our skin and bone casing, but everything else is made out of water. We drink water like a beached whale needs to be sprayed down with water. Juice, soda, anything you drink, is watering your body. Dont feel ashamed, sea creatures are intelligent. Sure you can catch bass with a shiny thing, but sharks and dolphins are not stupid creatures. But our body types do bear a striking similarity to monkeys, this cannot be denied. The missing link is the aliens mated a great white with a monkey and created the human.

08-20-2007, 03:58 AM	#2
Longbongcilvaringz . Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 23,187 Rep Power: 94	it all starts to make sense... __________________

08-20-2007, 05:02 AM	#3
Kriszy Substance And in the end..? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Relocated Age: 36 Posts: 3,384 Rep Power: 15	hmm...perhaps....or not at all...but..... This is actually an interesting subject to me Wooz. 90% water they say, humans...or something close. Anway, water has intriguing and scientifically studied qualities of it's own....perhaps...either way, I feel none less substaintail. Links from a better connection in the AM to come...if anyone gives a shit...and if i remember... __________________ www.myspace.com/kriszysubstance

08-20-2007, 09:24 AM	#4
Urban_Journalz KINGA PINGA Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Inner Realms of Outer Space Posts: 2,060 Rep Power: 13	__________________ If you make your enemy react, you've won.

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08-20-2007, 10:39 AM	#7
Cthulhu Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 812 Rep Power: 9	Can't tell which side of the argument this is supposed to be satirizing, but it's funny anyway.

08-20-2007, 02:01 PM	#10
whitey Wu Vatican Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ny Age: 28 Posts: 8,252 Rep Power: 34	^ water is the single most important thing to humans. dolphins are quite smart animals. and somewhere down the line we came from something, that came from something a bunch of times back, that was some sort of fish like animal. hard for some people to wrap their domes around i know, but so is a lot of stuff in life. __________________ The earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. People are too stupid to effectively conspire to do anything, but not too stupid to come up with conspiracy theories.

08-20-2007, 02:39 PM	#12
Longbongcilvaringz . Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 23,187 Rep Power: 94	wow this thread is powerful. have you ever wondered why humans can swim? or why some people have webbed feet? ive been thinking about these questions and others for a few years now, and been building with some people over at mudsociety about them.... we're nearly there. __________________ Last edited by Longbongcilvaringz; 08-20-2007 at 02:43 PM.

08-20-2007, 08:05 PM	#15
maestro wooz Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Maryland Age: 25 Posts: 4,787 Rep Power: 0	...like the gas you put in your car

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