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Old 10-23-2007, 12:34 PM   #16
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wow... this is some weird shit... haha...
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Old 10-23-2007, 12:36 PM   #17
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how da fuk did you discover this technique. doing an elbow drop on my dick sounds painful.
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Old 10-23-2007, 12:37 PM   #18
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When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?

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Old 10-23-2007, 01:28 PM   #19
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Old 10-23-2007, 01:32 PM   #20
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shits not working, you obviously have a very unique gift
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Old 10-23-2007, 01:44 PM   #21
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Old 10-23-2007, 02:02 PM   #22
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Emperoress - I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you have a vagina.
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Old 10-23-2007, 03:44 PM   #23
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that's impossible, i've been doing it for 4 minutes now
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Old 10-23-2007, 03:54 PM   #24
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Old 10-23-2007, 04:01 PM   #25
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when i entered this forum and read the first posts i saw back then...
you know... i don't want to sound insulting but... i learned that there are some fuccin freaks here...

i can't imagine a guy cummin with this technique...
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Old 10-23-2007, 04:01 PM   #26
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Old 10-23-2007, 04:59 PM   #27
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Old 10-23-2007, 06:22 PM   #28
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Sounds weird. However, I use to bust a nut by climbing poles when i was in elementary school.
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Old 10-23-2007, 06:30 PM   #29
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Lmfao, this is pretty fuckin' weird dog, no offense at all.
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Old 10-23-2007, 06:38 PM   #30
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