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Old 08-15-2005, 10:11 PM   #16
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Fuck that!!! I'll show a stalker how its done I'll be watching him while he thinks he's watching me
thats whats up bigpain........
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Haha, peace to BB, Machete and Sicka, Ill post up later. Fuck the feds, doubt they be checkin shit like wu tang sites anyhow.

I done a questionaire for a chick I was talkin to, she done 1 back. Had a good laugh so I copied them into here and flung in some extras. Was bored as fuck last night man.
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Old 08-16-2005, 08:26 AM   #21
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Lol, ok, here i go

Basics

Name?......................Real name??? Sven
Age?................................22
Height?................................6.3
Weight?..............................220 Pounds
Gender?...............................Male
Race?.....................................White
Nationality?...........................Belgian
Hairstyle?.............................Slick
Hair Colour?...............................Black/Brown - Dark Brown
Eye Colour?.............................Dark Brown
Sexuality?................................Hetro Sexual
Religion?.....................................None
Star Sign?.....................................Taurus
Profession?....................................... ..Childcare
Marital Status?.................................Involved
If single, do u have a gf/bf?
Children?......................................./
Education?........................................ .......Cook/Educator

The boring stuff

U smoke?..............................Sometimes
U drink?..................................Yes
U use drugs?...........................Not Anymore
Interests?................................Swords,H istory,GFX,Asia,Kung-Fu,......
Right or Left handed?................Right and left / Born right handed
Weaknesses?............................Stomach, Heart
Fears?........................................Spid ers
Ambitions in life?.................................. . . .
Physical feature yer most proud of?.................Arms,legs,Shoulders
Do u swear?................................Yes
Do u sing?....................................No
Do u dance?.................................Sure
Shower or bath?..........................Prefer shower but own bath
How often do u shower/bath each day?..............................Once a day bath, summertimes, 2 or 3 times.
Do you go to a gym?...........................Yes
If so how many days / week?..............................6

The good stuff

If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called?......................
Do you masturbate?....................................... Sure thing
How often?...................................Once a month LOL
Are you a virgin?.............................No
If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"?.........................13
Have you slept with more than 10 people?............................Yes
More than 20?............................................... ..........Yes
More than 30?...................................Don't think so no
More than 40?.....nope
More than 50?.....nope
If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?.........Not more then 50 but have been tested tho
Favourite sexual position?....................................Spoon
Ever had a 3 some?............................................. ..Yeah,twice
Ever had a 4 some or more?...................................No
Do you enjoy roleplay?..................................LOL no
Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled?................................Yeeeeeea aaahhh
Ever used any toys in bed?....................................Yeah
Own any? If yes what are they?..................yeah, well not me, my girl has them, she has a bump,clitoris stimulator. Rubber thing, goes around my dick,every times it bumps it vibrates LOL, also own handcuffs with fur and some heat ltions with mint taste etc....
Favourite place to get freaky?..................................My bed ofcourse
Music you bang to?............................................... ...Soul
U like giving or recieving oral sex better?......................LOL receiving ofcourse HAHA
If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be?.................................Tia Carrere
Do you watch pornos?..................Yup
Do you own pornos?.................Nope
Would you ever do a porno?...................Think so, if offered
Seriously?.....................Yeah, but a nice one, not a kinky one
You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam?........I might lol
You ever been naked on a cam?..................................Yeah
You ever got a chick / man naked on cam?.....................Yeah, my girl (ain't gonna show y'all!!!)
Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin.........Yup
If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1?...................................Probable
Wanna go camping?........................................I hate camping...Ain't no hill billie
Do you shave down south?..................................Not all, some
Ever had an STD? Hahaha!............................ . . .
Do you wear condoms?..................................No....no t with my girl....
Do you like wearing them?....................Hate it...take away the feeling....
Ever shagged a celebrity?.....................................Hav en't shagged, made out with one tho
Maddest place you had sex?................................Bar (toilet), My gramps bathroom during family reunion
Any fetishes?......................................... .No......hmm.....like it RAAAAAWW

The cheese

Do you want to marry some day?..........................No
Do you want kids?...................................Yes
If so how many?..............................I want 4 but my girl settles with 3, so.....we'll have 3
Are you in love with anybody?......................Yes
Ever been in love?...........................................Ye s
Have you ever been dumped?...........................No
Ever been in a proper relationship?...................Right now
How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10?...................LOL, I can't answer that, that's not for me to say LOL

Im curious

Do you have any pets?..........................................LOL yeah
Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name?.................Hamster called Hanzo
Do you get on with your family?................................Sort off...nah not realy...
Who do you live wit?..........................................My mom
Any Tattoos?...................................Yes 2
Where?............................................ Both upperarms
Any piercings?............................No
Where? /
Can you drive?.......................Yes
What do you drive?...........................Don't own car, drive various cars, mostly a Skoda Fabia right now
Have you tried sushi?................Sure
Which countries have you visited?.......................Hungary,Holland,Ger many,France,Sicily,Tunesia,Sardinia....
Which countries do you want to visit?.......................Japan,China,Cuba
Which political party do you vote for?.................................. . . . Green
Do you like giraffes?............Yeah LOL
Ever stole anything?......................Yup
Ever been beaten up?...................................Yup
Ever been shot?........................................Nope
Ever been stabbed / slashed?....................Yup
Ever beat any1 up?....................................Yup
Ever shot any1?..................................Nope
Ever stabbed / slashed any1?....................Yup
Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with?.......................Beer glass
Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with?.....................Sword
Ever done time in jail?...................Few months
Ever witnessed murder?...............Yes
Ever seen a dead body?.................Yes
U wanna?............No

Random

Ever had a major operation?..........................No
How do you want to die when your time comes?..................................None natural
How would you NOT wanna go out?...........................Getting old
What did you wanna be as a kid?............................Archeologist
Who do you look up to in life?....................My Uncle (RIP), Ché
Any regrets in life so far?..........................Yes
3 words that best describe you?...........................Funny,Raw,emotional (like an egg, soft inside, hard outside)
Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite?.........................No LOL
Was your birth an accident?..........................Yes
Do you know your father?............................Yes
U sure?...............Hope so
Are you homophobic?..............................Was...
Do you accept homosexuality?...........................Yes
What about lesbians though?..............................Yes
And bi bitches?................................Fuck 'em!!!
Did OJ do it?.........................No way
If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ?..........hell no
Wit about Michael Jackson?..............Hell yeah
If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be?..................Meiko Kaji
If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be?..................................To see God
If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol..........No, not enough place LOL
Do you even believe in God?........No
Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else?.................Yes
D you believe in ghosts?...........................Yes
Have you ever seen a ghost?........................No
Have you ever seen a goat?.................LMAO ofcourse
Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man?..........No, he's a real boy now
Do you want another Wu-Tang album?..........................yeeeah

Favourite...

Sports Teams?..........................None, hate sports
Music?....................................... Harcore Hip-Hop
Food?....................................French Fries...no BELGIAN Fries...fucking French stole it.....
Breakfast Cereal?........................Honey balls
Ice cream flavour?...........................Banana
Clothing Labels?.....................................Dunno
Fragrance / Perfume?.........................Boss Badisarini
TV Show?..........................................Sop ranos
Author?........................None
Movies?......................Pulp Fiction,Seven Samuraï,menace II Society,Saw,Once upon a time in America,Goodfellas,Kill Bill, Lady Snowblood,Azumi,The Odd Couple
Actor?.....................Robert DeNiro,Sammo Hung,Joe Pesci,Steve Buscemi,Herbey keitel
Actress?...................Uma Thurman,Meiko Kaji,Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts
Animal? .....................Cat
Colour? ..............................Black.....Red
Car / Bike?..........................Chevy Impala '59
Magazine?...........................Ché
Website?.......................................... .. www.warcloud-forum.r8.org
Trainers / Sneakers?...........................Adidas, And1





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Basics

Name?
Age? 21
Height? 6FT
Weight? 10 ST
Gender? M
Race? WELSH
Nationality? WELSH
Hairstyle? NONE
Hair Colour? LIGHT BROWN
Eye Colour? BROWN
Sexuality? STR8
Religion? NONE
Star Sign? ARIES
Profession? ACCOUNTS
Marital Status? SINGLE
If single, do u have a gf/bf? YES
Children? N
Education? YES

The boring stuff

U smoke? DOPE
U drink? NO
U use drugs? YES WEED
Interests? LADIES, WEED, SELF ASSESMENTS
Right or Left handed? RIGHT
Weaknesses? RATS I HATE EM
Fears? RATS
Ambitions in life? I THINK A FAMILY IS MOST IMPORTANT
Physical feature yer most proud of? MY FACE
Do u swear? YES
Do u sing? YES
Do u dance? YES (BADLY)
Shower or bath? SHOWER
How often do u shower/bath each day? 1 OR 2
Do you go to a gym? NAH
If so how many days / week? NONE I GOT SHIT

The good stuff

If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? NAH
Do you masturbate? YES
How often? PLENTY ITS HEALTHLY FOR YOU
Are you a virgin? NAH
If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? @15 TOO YOUNG IMO
Have you slept with more than 10 people? NO
More than 20?
More than 30?
More than 40?
More than 50?
If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?
Favourite sexual position? HER ON TOP CHYEAH!
Ever had a 3 some? NAH NOT YET
Ever had a 4 some or more? NAH
Do you enjoy roleplay?
Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled? YEAH I 3SOME WIT TWO BANGIN GIRLS
Ever used any toys in bed? UM NAH
Own any? If yes what are they?
Favourite place to get freaky? BEDROOM 4 ME COUCHES ARE COOL TOO
Music you bang to? SOME SMOOTH SHIT
U like giving or recieving oral sex better?
If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be?
Do you watch pornos? OCCASIONALLY
Do you own pornos? YES 2
Would you ever do a porno? UM YEAH I WOULDNT WANT MY FACE INIT THO
Seriously? CHYEAH!
You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam? NAH
You ever been naked on a cam? NAH
You ever got a chick / man naked on cam? NAH
Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin... LOL
If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1? FUCK YEAH
Wanna go camping? LOL
Do you shave down south? TRIM
Ever had an STD? Hahaha! NAH
Do you wear condoms? ONLY WHEN I NEED TO!
Do you like wearing them? NAH I DONT
Ever shagged a celebrity? NAH
Maddest place you had sex? OUTDOORS
Any fetishes? NOT THAT I KNOW OF

The cheese

Do you want to marry some day? YEH
Do you want kids? HELL YEAH PLENTY OF..
If so how many? AT LEAST 4
Are you in love with anybody? NAH
Ever been in love? YUP
Have you ever been dumped? YUP
Ever been in a proper relationship? YUP
How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? 8/10

Im curious

Do you have any pets? YES
Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? DOG, OLLIE
Do you get on with your family? HELL YEAH THEY MOST IMPORTANT TO ME
Who do you live wit? MAM
Any Tattoos? YES
Where? DRAGON, THE GATE TO HEAVEN AND A TIGER ALL ON MY ARMS
Any piercings? NAH
Where?
Can you drive? YEAH
What do you drive? FIAT PUNTO CHYEAH!
Have you tried sushi? YEA
Which countries have you visited? ENGLAND, SCOTLAND, SPAIN, GREECE, IBIZA, HONG KONG
Which countries do you want to visit? THAILAND
Which political party do you vote for? UKLCA
Do you like giraffes? SO SO I LIKE THEIR NECKS
Ever stole anything? YUP IM NOT PROUD
Ever been beaten up? YEAH BY MY OLDER BROTHER LOADS
Ever been shot? NOPE
Ever been stabbed / slashed? NAH
Ever beat any1 up? YEP ONLY IT WAS FOR A VERY GOOD REASON!
Ever shot any1? NAH
Ever stabbed / slashed any1? NOPE
Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? I BEEN HIT WIT ALLSORTS
Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with? UM A KROOKLOCK
Ever done time in jail? NO
Ever witnessed murder? NO
Ever seen a dead body? NO
U wanna? MAYBE

Random

Ever had a major operation? NOPE
How do you want to die when your time comes? UM MAYBE HEAD CHOPPED OFF
How would you NOT wanna go out? FR
What did you wanna be as a kid? AN ARTIST
Who do you look up to in life? DAD
Any regrets in life so far? LIFES TOO SHORT 4 REGRETS
3 words that best describe you?
Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite? I HONESTLEY DOUBT IT
Was your birth an accident? MAYBE
Do you know your father? YUP
U sure? YES
Are you homophobic? NO
Do you accept homosexuality? NO
What about lesbians though? I LIKE WATCHING
And bi bitches? AS ABOVE
Did OJ do it? I DUNNO
If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? NO
Wit about Michael Jackson? I DUNNO
If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be? THE RZA
If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be?
If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol.
Do you even believe in God? YEA
Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? NOPE
D you believe in ghosts? YES
Have you ever seen a ghost? NO BUT I SEEN PHYSICAL MANIFESTATIONS OF ONE
Have you ever seen a goat? LOL WTF YEAH THEY COOL
Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man? HELL YEAH
Do you want another Wu-Tang album? OF COURSE I DO

Favourite...

Sports Teams? LIVERPOOL FC
Music? THE CLAN
Food? FRUIT
Breakfast Cereal? RICE CRISPIES
Ice cream flavour? NOPE
Clothing Labels? NO PREFERENCE I DO LIKE MAKAVELI CLOTHING THO
Fragrance / Perfume? BOSS
TV Show? SPACED
Author? MARIO PUZO
Movies? FRIDAY
Actor? DE NIRO
Actress? NICOLE KIDMAN
Animal? TIGERS
Colour? YELLOW
Car / Bike? PORSCHE
Magazine? NONE FULL OF ADS THESE DAYS
Website? WU-TANG CORP BABY!
Trainers / Sneakers? PUMA'S, REEBOKS OR NIKE'S
Shit Im bored @ work so I filled it in now you all know me!
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Basics

Name? Boby
Age? 20 on 23 august
Height? dunno.... average
Weight? don't know...
Gender? male
Race? romanian... heheh....i think one of my great grandpaz was greek
Nationality? romanian
Hairstyle? very short
Hair Colour? brown
Eye Colour? brown
Sexuality? straight
Religion? none
Star Sign? don't believe in this shit... i think leo
Profession? tax free shit
Marital Status? single
If single, do u have a gf/bf? not really
Children? no
Education? about 8 years of this shit

The boring stuff

U smoke? just weed
U drink? yea, i drink beer all the time
U use drugs? no
Interests? art.... whateva makes me think.... cause that's my fav thing to do
Right or Left handed? right
Weaknesses? 1. i'm a good person 2. i care about 3 ppl
Fears? none....
Ambitions in life? stay high
Physical feature yer most proud of? eyes. nahmsayin
Do u swear? yea
Do u sing? no
Do u dance? no
Shower or bath? shower. no time for bath
How often do u shower/bath each day? dunno... sometimes i don't shower at all
Do you go to a gym? no... i used to go to a boxin club
If so how many days / week? ...

The good stuff

If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? dunno
Do you masturbate? no.. i'm gettin pussy...
How often? ....
Are you a virgin? no
If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? 13
Have you slept with more than 10 people? y
More than 20? y
More than 30? y
More than 40? y
More than 50? yea
If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV? no...
Favourite sexual position? doggy
Ever had a 3 some? no
Ever had a 4 some or more? no
Do you enjoy roleplay? no
Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled? no
Ever used any toys in bed? no
Own any? If yes what are they? no
Favourite place to get freaky? the girl's place
Music you bang to? MF Doom, Madlib
U like giving or recieving oral sex better? receivin
If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be? Angelina Jolie
Do you watch pornos? not really
Do you own pornos? no
Would you ever do a porno? no
Seriously? nah, man
You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam? i wouldn't like that
You ever been naked on a cam? nah
You ever got a chick / man naked on cam? nah
Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin... heh, no way
If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1? yea.... i'd find those fuckers and kill'em
Wanna go camping? haha
Do you shave down south? haha...
Ever had an STD? Hahaha! yea, small shit
Do you wear condoms? nah. never wore one
Do you like wearing them? no way... what is that shit?!
Ever shagged a celebrity? no
Maddest place you had sex? da opera
Any fetishes? no

The cheese

Do you want to marry some day? fuck no
Do you want kids? nah... wouldn't want to bring anyone into this world
If so how many? ...
Are you in love with anybody? i think so... dunno
Ever been in love? ^^
Have you ever been dumped? never
Ever been in a proper relationship? just one
How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? 8

Im curious

Do you have any pets? i had...
Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? wolves. Astor and ... can't remember
Do you get on with your family? don't have one any more
Who do you live wit? alone
Any Tattoos? yea... a suicidal clown... some E.Cioran and Nietzche quotes... and i wanna make a Vlad the Impaler tatoo, haha
Where? hands, chest
Any piercings? no
Where? ...
Can you drive? don't have a car....
What do you drive? everything i get my hands on
Have you tried sushi? yea
Which countries have you visited? none
Which countries do you want to visit? Jamaica.....
Which political party do you vote for? never voted.. never will
Do you like giraffes? no
Ever stole anything? haha... fuck yea, i'm romanian, hehe
Ever been beaten up? hell yea
Ever been shot? no
Ever been stabbed / slashed? yea
Ever beat any1 up? yea
Ever shot any1? no
Ever stabbed / slashed any1? no
Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? one of them cocktail cans
Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with? no weird obj
Ever done time in jail? no
Ever witnessed murder? no
Ever seen a dead body? a lot
U wanna? no

Random

Ever had a major operation? no
How do you want to die when your time comes? no. i'd like to live forever
How would you NOT wanna go out? like a sucker
What did you wanna be as a kid? can't remember.... to much shit ever since
Who do you look up to in life? some dude in my dreams.... it's actually me...
Any regrets in life so far? tons
3 words that best describe you? mentally fuckin invincible
Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite? dunno..
Was your birth an accident? no
Do you know your father? yea, he was a great man, but too honest... this shit killed him
U sure? yea, i'm sure, bro
Are you homophobic? nah... don't really care
Do you accept homosexuality? don't care
What about lesbians though? don't care
And bi bitches? they cool
Did OJ do it? yea
If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? yea
Wit about Michael Jackson? i don't know, man... not sure
If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be? my girl... she's in London
If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be? ...
If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol........
Do you even believe in God? no. there's no such thing
Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? nah
Have you ever seen a ghost? nah
Have you ever seen a goat? yea
Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man? nah
Do you want another Wu-Tang album? no. it'd be wack

Favourite...

Sports Teams? Steaua Bucharest. AC Milan
Music? rap
Food? pork steak, suckas
Breakfast Cereal? nah.. what is that wack shit?!
Ice cream flavour? vanilla, chocolate
Clothing Labels? wu wear, some nike.... puma
Fragrance / Perfume? don't really have a favorite
TV Show? romanian talkshows bout football... fuckin hilarious... fightin and shit
Author? .....
Movies? Cool Hand Luke, Casablanca, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction... all of Hitchcock's shit
Actor? Pacino... Bogart, Cagney.... Steve Buscemi is hilarious..... Brando
Actress? Lauern Baccal, Bette Davis... Sharon Stone.... Angelina Jolie...
Animal? wolf, lion...
Colour? purple
Car / Bike? Ferarri 250 Maranello 1958
Magazine? comics.... love;em
Website? no favorite....
Trainers / Sneakers? pumas... simple shit.....


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Old 08-16-2005, 01:57 PM   #24
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nobody fucks w/ romanian food, just look at this shit, sarmale

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Old 08-16-2005, 02:09 PM   #25
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^it looks like 4 bits of jobby with a side order of vomit

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Old 08-16-2005, 02:17 PM   #26
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yea, maybe, but you got tourists fuckin sellin their houses and movin here, man, for real.

edit: there's meat inside that shit. haha
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:18 PM   #27
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Haha, peace to 09, WKB and oo2. 09 had me in stitches, whats mad is every1 who posted got mad shit in common wit each other.
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:21 PM   #28
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^it looks like 4 bits of jobby with a side order of vomit

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Basics

Name? Alex
Age? 13
Height? 5'10''
Weight? 120
Gender? male/ sometimes not
Race? winner
Nationality? asian
Hairstyle? shit i donno, cavehead
Hair Colour? dark brown
Eye Colour? brown
Sexuality?hella horny
Religion? fuck religion
Star Sign? big dipper son!
Profession? masturbation/techniques
Marital Status? single
If single, do u have a gf/bf? no son! im single!
Children? little ones floatin in the sack
Education? not too smart, learning quickly

The boring stuff

U smoke? yeah
U drink? yeah
U use drugs? yeah
Interests? dirty pussy, eating out young girls
Right or Left handed? left
Weaknesses? ball kicking, dangerouse men, big bad men
Fears? the forest filled with DEMONS!
Ambitions in life? to have sex?
Physical feature yer most proud of? my huge cock son
Do u swear? yeah
Do u sing? yeah
Do u dance? i play the wall
Shower or bath? shower, baths get your shit back on you
How often do u shower/bath each day? everyday, on occasion i skip to get funky for ya
Do you go to a gym? no
If so how many days / week? never, im a little bitch

The good stuff

If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? penis is big ass willy, balls fred and joehanesburg asshole is dirtycavedweller
Do you masturbate? hell yeahhhhhhhh
How often? everyday, once i did ten times and my cock was throbbing with pain.
Are you a virgin? yes, cause i only suck cock. but no, im just wack
If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? my mind is pretty fucked, not my syphilis dick
Have you slept with more than 10 people? yeah, didnt fuck any, most were men
More than 20? i donno about that many
More than 30?NO
More than 40?NONONONO
More than 50? fucking gay questions
If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV? i was when i masturbated 10 times in a row
Favourite sexual position? shit in my eyes and piss in her mouth
Ever had a 3 some? jackoff festival with my friends girlfriend and my cousin who was like touch my vaginaaaaa
Ever had a 4 some or more? no
Do you enjoy roleplay? not really
Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled? sex with my cousin, sex with little girls at the park, sex with my ex
Ever used any toys in bed?
Own any? If yes what are they? some of you know about my incounter with the pencil in my asshole
Favourite place to get freaky? at friends houses so i can jiz on their pillows
Music you bang to? bloodsandcrips bangin on wax because they bang aswell
U like giving or recieving oral sex better? giving, especially when im coifed on
If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be? my ex girlfriend, just cause i like girls i know more than stars
Do you watch pornos? yeah
Do you own pornos? yeah, just the gay ones
Would you ever do a porno? hell yeah, i know some fine gimps
Seriously? yeah....?
You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam? NO SON@!#z25
You ever been naked on a cam? yeah when i talk to girls online and they are like seecockplease?
You ever got a chick / man naked on cam? nope
Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin... i do, you want some big boy?
If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1? hell yeah, but i would be like its cool though he cummed on my head and not on my lips
Wanna go camping?not really
Do you shave down south? i shaved the sides yesterday, it gets too itchy so i doubt i will anymore
Ever had an STD? Hahaha! syphilis, and gonnorea
Do you wear condoms? no, not regularly
Do you like wearing them? once in a while
Ever shagged a celebrity? haha no
Maddest place you had sex? girlfriends mom's room while she was sleeping in there
Any fetishes? yeah piss, poop, anuses so big rocks can be thrown in them

The cheese

Do you want to marry some day? yeah
Do you want kids? yeah
If so how many? 3
Are you in love with anybody? yeah
Ever been in love? yeah
Have you ever been dumped? yeah
Ever been in a proper relationship? yeah
How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? i would rate myself 4, you guys would all rate me 10

Im curious

Do you have any pets? no
Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? penis, big ass willy
Do you get on with your family? uhhhhh horny with them???
Who do you live wit? dad
Any Tattoos? no, just the syphilis scars
Where? penis and arms
Any piercings? no
Where? no
Can you drive? yes i can, but am not allowed
What do you drive? i got an alfaremayo or w/e that my uncles giving me
Have you tried sushi? yeah
Which countries have you visited? california, mexico, canada, phillipines, toronto, san francisco, etc...
Which countries do you want to visit? south africa
Which political party do you vote for? the guy who was green colored and liked trees
Do you like giraffes? they are okay, smaller penis then me
Ever stole anything? yeah
Ever been beaten up? hell yeah
Ever been shot? with cum yes
Ever been stabbed / slashed? slashed a few times
Ever beat any1 up? yeah
Ever shot any1? no
Ever stabbed / slashed any1? yes
Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? a frisbee, a fork, and a boot all purposely thrown
Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with? maybe my balls or a pencil
Ever done time in jail? no
Ever witnessed murder? yeah
Ever seen a dead body? yeah
U wanna? i have

Random

Ever had a major operation? no
How do you want to die when your time comes? with pussies on my cock
How would you NOT wanna go out? with no pussies on my cock
What did you wanna be as a kid? i wanted to be a fucking explorer and i was
Who do you look up to in life? honestly all you wucorp guys, i love you all and i dont have too many good friends.
Any regrets in life so far? yeah, trying to kill myself
3 words that best describe you? weird, sexual, a kid
Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite? yeah i seen her balls
Was your birth an accident? nope, i wish. that would piss my dad off a lot hahahaha
Do you know your father? yeah
U sure? pretty sure
Are you homophobic? on ocassion
Do you accept homosexuality? not if they biting on my cock
What about lesbians though? lesbians are dope
And bi bitches? my ex is one, she still has a nice pussy
Did OJ do it? i dont even know this story
If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? yeah, he is black....lol jk, i dont know the story!
Wit about Michael Jackson? he is a good dancer
If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be? thats hard, AK Spray, G, Lucky, Skale, Sicka, Ron, Wucorpers...... or U-God
If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be? probably a no gag reflex
If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol. i dont need three dicks
Do you even believe in God? yeah, but i dont believe in religion. god is just a man that im cool with
Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? yeah, we comeback as cameltoes
D you believe in ghosts? yes
Have you ever seen a ghost? yes i have
Have you ever seen a goat? yeah, WUTANGCLAN
Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man? no, they are real boys' balls
Do you want another Wu-Tang album? YES!!!!!!

Favourite...

Sports Teams? Expos International Baseball
Music? Wu tang, MF DOOM, AK SPRAY, G, Tuco, etc....
Food? french fries
Breakfast Cereal? i havent ate breakfast for a couple years now, seriously
Ice cream flavour? ummm whatcha call it??? uhhhh, damn umm... yellow custard!
Clothing Labels? anything
Fragrance / Perfume? origional
TV Show? dave chapelle
Author? j.d. salinger
Movies? sin city
Actor? brad pitt, matt damon, johnny depp
Actress? denzel washington
Animal? PUGS!
Colour? red
Car / Bike? MONGOOSE!
Magazine? hustler
Website? wutangcorp.com and gaypornos.com
Trainers / Sneakers? adidas and wallys
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:54 PM   #30
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Cheers Bobby, u just made my day for real lol.

Favourite place to get freaky? at friends houses so i can jiz on their pillows

Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? yeah, we comeback as cameltoes

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