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Old 08-16-2005, 02:56 PM   #31
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Old 08-16-2005, 03:09 PM   #32
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Basics

Name? Lewis
Age? 17
Height? 6' 0''
Weight? around 150 i dont know.
Gender? Male
Race? Caucasion.
Nationality? British.
Hairstyle? Short Back And Sides.
Hair Colour? Brown.
Eye Colour? Green, hint Of Hazel.
Sexuality? Straight.
Religion? None.
Star Sign? Aries.
Profession? Mc.
Marital Status? Single
If single, do u have a gf/bf? ^
Children? Someday.
Education? College.

The boring stuff

U smoke? Sometimes, Only herb though.
U drink? No.
U use drugs? Marijuana, shrooms before.
Interests? Mcing, Writing, Basketball, Tagging, Music, the usual.
Right or Left handed? Right.
Weaknesses? Saying Yes.
Fears? Paranoia. ^
Ambitions in life? Leave Somthing To Be Proud Of.
Physical feature yer most proud of? errr, i dont know.
Do u swear? Yes.
Do u sing? Somtimes.
Do u dance? Only When Im In Work.
Shower or bath? Shower.
How often do u shower/bath each day? 1.
Do you go to a gym? No.
If so how many days / week? ^

The good stuff

If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? Nope.
Do you masturbate? Who Doesnt.
How often? Once a day or every other, depends.
Are you a virgin? Yes.
If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? ^
Have you slept with more than 10 people? No.
More than 20?
More than 30?
More than 40?
More than 50?
If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?
Favourite sexual position? Doggy.
Ever had a 3 some?
Ever had a 4 some or more?
Do you enjoy roleplay? Try almost anything once.
Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled? indeed.
Ever used any toys in bed? : \ no
Own any? If yes what are they? No.
Favourite place to get freaky? Wherever.
Music you bang to? Deffinately some Warcloud. LOL. joking.
U like giving or recieving oral sex better? Either.
If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be? Jessica Alba.
Do you watch pornos? Yea.
Do you own pornos? Not atm.
Would you ever do a porno? No.
Seriously? Yes.
You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam? Wouldnt do it.
You ever been naked on a cam? No.
You ever got a chick / man naked on cam? No.
Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin...
If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1? i dont want to go there..
Wanna go camping? sure.
Do you shave down south? Wtf?
Ever had an STD? Hahaha! no.
Do you wear condoms? would do yes.
Do you like wearing them? hmm i dont care.
Ever shagged a celebrity? Yes every time i clsoe my eyes.
Maddest place you had sex?
Any fetishes? Pink.

The cheese

Do you want to marry some day? Yes
Do you want kids? Yes
If so how many? 3-4
Are you in love with anybody? No
Ever been in love? No
Have you ever been dumped? Yes
Ever been in a proper relationship? Yes
How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? i dont know. 6-7.

Im curious

Do you have any pets? Yes
Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? Dog, Eric, Loads of Tropical Fish.
Do you get on with your family? Yes
Who do you live wit? My Dad.
Any Tattoos? No
Where?
Any piercings? No
Where?
Can you drive? Not Yet
What do you drive? Not Yet
Have you tried sushi? No
Which countries have you visited? Germany, France, Holland.
Which countries do you want to visit? Aussie, Usa.
Which political party do you vote for? None.
Do you like giraffes? sure.
Ever stole anything? yes.
Ever been beaten up? Nope.
Ever been shot? no.
Ever been stabbed / slashed? no.
Ever beat any1 up? Not really.
Ever shot any1? No.
Ever stabbed / slashed any1? No.
Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? hmm, dunno.
Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with? dunno.
Ever done time in jail? Nope.
Ever witnessed murder? Nope.
Ever seen a dead body? Nope.
U wanna? Sure.

Random

Ever had a major operation? Yes.
How do you want to die when your time comes? Heroically.
How would you NOT wanna go out? Bysomthing that should got the guy infront of me.
What did you wanna be as a kid? Many things, a lawyer i think.
Who do you look up to in life? People who respect others.
Any regrets in life so far? Yes.
3 words that best describe you? Funny, Sarcastic, GoodPersonality. oops i cheated.
Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite? Who cares.
Was your birth an accident? No, i was meant to be a twin but i killed my twin :\
Do you know your father? Yes
U sure? Yes
Are you homophobic? No
Do you accept homosexuality? People are Free to be their own person.
What about lesbians though? Yes.
And bi bitches? Yes.
Did OJ do it? Lol. If i was black i woulda though OJ was innocent.
If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? I dont know, i wasnt reallyold enough to understand what it was.
Wit about Michael Jackson? Dont care.
If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be? Jessica Alba.
If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be? Immortality.
If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol. umm why would i need one.
Do you even believe in God? I beleive there is some higher form of being out there.
Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? Yes.
D you believe in ghosts? No.
Have you ever seen a ghost?No.
Have you ever seen a goat? No.
Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man? I beleive he had none.
Do you want another Wu-Tang album? Yes.

Favourite...

Sports Teams? Liverpool, St Louis Rams.
Music? HIP_HOP!
Food? Chinese, KFC.
Breakfast Cereal? Cornflakes, Coco pops 8)
Ice cream flavour? Vanilla.
Clothing Labels? I prefer Specific Styles, not Labels.
Fragrance / Perfume? Calvin Klein.
TV Show? Whatevers worth watching.
Author? Dont Read much.
Movies? Fear n loathing in las vegas.. lots more.
Actor? Jonny Depp, Samuel L.
Actress? Cant Think of Any. Jessica Alba.
Animal? Meer Kat.
Colour? Yellow.
Car / Bike? Honda.
Magazine? XXL.
Website? Numerous.
Trainers / Sneakers? ES.
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Old 08-16-2005, 03:11 PM   #33
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Old 08-16-2005, 03:39 PM   #34
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Basics

Name?...............harry
Age? .................42
Height? ................5'3
Weight? ..................273.2
Gender? .............m
Race? .............some times i win
Nationality? ............usa
Hairstyle?..............horse shoe
Hair Colour?.............a mix of salt and pepper
Eye Colour? ...............dark red
Sexuality?....................o i get horny
Religion? ....................uhhh god
Star Sign?............p
Profession? ...................a true gamer
Marital Status? .........................i know a lil kung fu but y do u want to know my martil arts statis.....ok blue belt
If single, do u have a gf/bf?..................yea .. we talk all the time on line
Children?........................................1 0 ...10 fingers
Education?.,.....................jedi

The boring stuff

U smoke? ...........smoken hot
U drink? ..............hell yea its cool
U use drugs? ...........yea ,,,some hart burn stuff once in awhile
Interests?...................to be the best of the best at unrealtournament
Right or Left handed?...........i use both its to big to use only one hand
Weaknesses?.........................the shotgun i allways get killd when i use that
Fears?.........................................bei ng last place of the stat list after a good online game
Ambitions in life?.................................i told u
Physical feature yer most proud of?..................my 4the nip...its huge
Do u swear? .................................................y ea...all gammers do
Do u sing? ....................................only when i take a shit.....it calms me down
Do u dance? ...........................................yea when i win....i do the moon walk....on carpit
Shower or bath? .................................................n one...i let my cat lick the dirt off me
How often do u shower/bath each day? ..............well once a day...dont want her toung to falloff
Do you go to a gym?.............................naw got one in the house.....2 1/2 pounds waights
If so how many days / week?...................once a month

The good stuff

If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called?...............cyborg iliminater
Do you masturbate? .................................................. .............ahh yea who dosent
How often? ...................................20......20 mins for atleast 2 or 3 times a day
Are you a virgin?........................................... ...ahh no...i mastebate duh that counts
If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"?..............12
Have you slept with more than 10 people?........o yea........100's u know how much porn i watch

More than 20?
More than 30?
More than 40?
More than 50?-------------------------------------------------------
If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?.....................o its safe
Favourite sexual position?.......................................i like to but mu foot on the desk and stroke real hard and slow...like im doing doggie


Ever had a 3 some?
Ever had a 4 some or more?........................ahh yea...
Do you enjoy roleplay?...................................yes
Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled?,,,,to accutly sleep with a women in my bed....my mom still wont let me

Ever used any toys in bed?......................yea i got a good amount of power ranger action guys

Own any? If yes what are they?.......................
Favourite place to get freaky?..............................on my hand
Music you bang to?..........................................tecno or what ever my games have in them
U like giving or recieving oral sex better?..............................ahhh hell yea...never done it yet
If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be?....allredy did
Do you watch pornos?.................duh
Do you own pornos?........duh
Would you ever do a porno?...........ahh yea
Seriously?
You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam?i do it all the time no biggie
You ever been naked on a cam?..................duh
You ever got a chick / man naked on cam?...................ahh no
Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin...
If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1?
Wanna go camping?
Do you shave down south? o yea ...my ass gets real hairy at times
Ever had an STD? Hahaha!...............mmmm no
Do you wear condoms?...............yea some times when my hand is dirty
Do you like wearing them?.............its ok...keeps falling off they make them way to big
Ever shagged a celebrity?......................aahh yea
Maddest place you had sex?......................................i did it in fron of a high school..just me and my hand....good times


Any fetishes?.........yea i...told u i own a cat

The cheese

Do you want to marry some day? ....hell no
Do you want kids? ....................y u gonna kick my balls...thats a trick q...
If so how many?
Are you in love with anybody? ..........yea ...this chick across the street...untill she close the blinds....bitch

Ever been in love? ............................duh
Have you ever been dumped?............................what ...yea ..i take a shit atleast 2 times a day

Ever been in a proper relationship?....................................w hat
How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? .........o def a 9 im not that good looking but im good looking

Im curious

Do you have any pets?...........................................ho w many times u gonna ask ..a cat
Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? ..............yugio
Do you get on with your family? .................................ahh some times...with my mom. she gets horny too

Who do you live wit? .......mom
Any Tattoos?..............................no
Where?
Any piercings?no
Where?
Can you drive?........................yea i drive go carts every summer when i go out on vac
What do you drive?...............................go carts...damn
Have you tried sushi? .............................ahh what the hell is that
Which countries have you visited? ..............well i visited atleast 3...yea...uhhh la, md, and ny

Which countries do you want to visit? .........ttexes seems cool
Which political party do you vote for? ....none
Do you like giraffes? .................yea
Ever stole anything? ....................ahh yea .. i hacked my frinds game account..it was a rush

\Ever been beaten up? .........yea a lot ...how did u know
Ever been shot?
Ever been stabbed / slashed?
Ever beat any1 up?
Ever shot any1?
Ever stabbed / slashed any1?
Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with?...................a rocket..in unrealtounament
Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with?
Ever done time in jail?
Ever witnessed murder?...................all the time ..in my game
Ever seen a dead body?................ahh yea
U wanna?
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Thats deep

Right, spose I better do mine...


Basics

Name? Allan
Age? 22
Height? 6,1"
Weight? 210-230? will check in 4 weeks...
Gender? Male
Race? White
Nationality? Scottish, 1/4 Irish
Hairstyle? Hair is for females
Hair Colour? Blonde I hink, shaved it since I was bout 10
Eye Colour? Blue
Sexuality? Straight
Religion? Catholic
Star Sign? Aries (lotta shite though)
Profession? Fighter, coach, personal trainer, pt bouncer
Marital Status? Single
If single, do u have a gf/bf? Naw
Children? Dont hink so
Education? Higher National Diploma in Sport and Exercise Science

The boring stuff

U smoke? Naw, never have, never will
U drink? No anymore naw
U use drugs? Naw, my body is a temple
Interests? Fight shit, training, bodybuildin, women, rap, films, football, NFL, athletics, chessboxin, etc;
Right or Left handed? Right
Weaknesses? Loss my temper too easy, my loyalty gets me into other peoples troubles so I spose thats a weakness I just cant fix
Fears? Defeat! Big time, cant lie. Can and will not accept it ever.
Ambitions in life? Stay healthy and undefeated, win titles in muay thai and do well in Pride FC if its still going, make my paper, buy a gym, train others who never had the chance, settle n start a family.
Physical feature yer most proud of? Traps.
Do u swear? Aye.
Do u sing? Naw.
Do u dance? Naw.
Shower or bath? Shower.
How often do u shower/bath each day? trainin about 5, off twice
Do you go to a gym? Aye. A few.
If so how many days / week? Every day for different shit.

The good stuff

If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? The Allaconda!
Do you masturbate? No anymore.
How often?
Are you a virgin? Naw.
If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? 14.
Have you slept with more than 10 people? Aye.
More than 20? Aye.
More than 30? Aye.
More than 40? Aye.
More than 50? Aye.
If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV? Indirectly aye lol.
Favourite sexual position? Doggystyle.
Ever had a 3 some? Aye.
Ever had a 4 some or more? Aye but it was shite.
Do you enjoy roleplay? Aye, nurses and cop bitches turn me the fuck on.
Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled? Aye, lots. Wanna be tied up, blindfolded, raped and tortured by a real aggressive bitch lol.
Ever used any toys in bed? Aye.
Own any? If yes what are they? Furry handcuffs, a whip, blindfold.
Favourite place to get freaky? Couch / Sofa. More leverage than a bed.
Music you bang to? Nuttin. I like it raw.
U like giving or recieving oral sex better? Recieving easy.
If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be? Amerie.
Do you watch pornos? Aye.
Do you own pornos? A couple.
Would you ever do a porno? Done 1 kinda.
Seriously? Aye.
You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam? I have no pussy in me anywhere
You ever been naked on a cam? Hahaha, shit I fucked up. Aye.
You ever got a chick / man naked on cam? A few bitches aye.
Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin... No anymore hahaha!
If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1? Would ya?
Wanna go camping? Do ya?
Do you shave down south? Aye, but no recently. The porno penis is after that natural look.
Ever had an STD? Hahaha! Dont hink so.
Do you wear condoms? Aye.
Do you like wearing them? Naw, depends. I do if she taking orders fae the back door.
Ever shagged a celebrity? Aye.
Maddest place you had sex? In a classroom in high school
Any fetishes? High heels and stockings.

The cheese

Do you want to marry some day? Aye.
Do you want kids? Aye.
If so how many? At least 5 boys. About 7 seeds.
Are you in love with anybody? Naw.
Ever been in love? Naw.
Have you ever been dumped? Naw.
Ever been in a proper relationship? Naw.
How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? 10. Wit? lol.

Im curious

Do you have any pets? Dog.
Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? German Shepherd called Zak (got him at 8 months, he wouldnt respond to nuttin else, tried Kahn, Saddam, Biggie, Kadafi etc; but he just looked at me funny)...
Do you get on with your family? Aye.
Who do you live wit? Either myself, parents or elsewhere lol.
Any Tattoos? Naw.
Where?
Any piercings? Their gay.
Where?
Can you drive? Aye.
What do you drive? Depends lol.
Have you tried sushi? Naw, need to.
Which countries have you visited? Usa (florida), Ireland, England, Wales.
Which countries do you want to visit? Brasil, Thailand, Japan, Italy, Jamaica, Cuba, Australia, Canada and more of USA.
Which political party do you vote for? Fuck politics, no point man.
Do you like giraffes? Aye.
Ever stole anything? Aye.
Ever been beaten up? Never.
Ever been shot? Aye.
Ever been stabbed / slashed? Aye.
Ever beat any1 up? lol. Aye...
Ever shot any1? Aye.
Ever stabbed / slashed any1? Aye.
Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? A dildo.
Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with? A spade lmao.
Ever done time in jail? Short term. No evidence
Ever witnessed murder? Aye, Im Scottish...
Ever seen a dead body? Oh aye.
U wanna? No more please.

Random

Ever had a major operation? Naw.
How do you want to die when your time comes? In my sleep wit a boner.
How would you NOT wanna go out? Tied up and fed to pigs or rats, nuh uh.
What did you wanna be as a kid? Fighter.
Who do you look up to in life? Rickson Gracie and his family, Mike Tyson, Bruce Lee, Ronnie Coleman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, LT, Ray Lewis, Hugh Heff, The Wu (for real), Ali, Gotti, Al Capone, Che Guevara, Castro, Michael Collins (tiocfaidh ar la), Bobby Sands, Mandella, Pele, Maradonna, Jinky Johnstone, Michael Jordan, etc;
Any regrets in life so far? No going to Thailand when I had the chance.
3 words that best describe you? Strength, Loyalty, Determination.
Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite? Fuck naw.
Was your birth an accident? Donno.
Do you know your father? Aye.
U sure? Aye, he is a shorter, fatter, lazier version of me, wit a bit more hair
Are you homophobic? Naw.
Do you accept homosexuality? Fuck naw.
What about lesbians though? Naw, thier gay.
And bi bitches? Hehehe, all good.
Did OJ do it? Aye.
If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? Fuck naw! Bitch deserved to go.
Wit about Michael Jackson? I donno man. He prolly guilty.
If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be? Rickson Gracie.
If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be? Read womens minds (fantasy) or fluency in many languages (realistic).
If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol. Ppppfff, Nahhh.
Do you even believe in God? Aye.
Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? Naw.
D you believe in ghosts? Aye.
Have you ever seen a ghost? Kinda.
Have you ever seen a goat? Aye.
Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man? Aye.
Do you want another Wu-Tang album? Aye, long as they come together right for 1 last message.

Favourite...

Sports Teams? Football - Celtic (club), Brasil and Ireland (country), NFL - Ravens.
Music? Rap n some reggae. Wu, Biggie, Big L, 2pac, Busta, Nas, Cypress Hill, Canibus, DMX, Xzibit, Snoop (older shit), Onyx, Ice Cube, Ice T, some Jigga, Jeru, Luda, Mobb Deep, Redman, Rakim, Kool G Rap, Kane, Sizzla, Bounty Killer, Bob and Damion Marley, etc;
Food? Italiano, soprattutto il maccherone
Breakfast Cereal? Weetabix.
Ice cream flavour? Chocolate, but I dont discriminate
Clothing Labels? Lacoste, Timberland
Fragrance / Perfume? Lacoste
TV Show? Fight Night on SKY
Author? Sun Tzu, the art of war cannot be matched. I dont read fiction.
Movies? Braveheart, Scarface, Godfathers, City Of God, Pootie Tang, Any Given Sunday, Belly, Menace 2 Society, Freddy Got Fingered, Enter the Dragon, Big Boss, lots... Depends on my mood.
Actor? Bruce Lee and Al Pacino tied
Actress? Gabrielle Union lol, could watch her ass all fuckin day. Or Halle Berry.
Animal? Dogs, Wolves, Lions and Crocs. Love all animals part fae midgies (Scottish version of mosquitos - die already)
Colour? Green.
Car / Bike? Red Ferrari F40. No question.
Magazine? Flex or Fightsport.
Website? www.wutangcorp.com murfuckers!
Trainers / Sneakers? Adidas Superstar Low (I only buy em in all white, but buy diff designs - got 8 pair of the shits).
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If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1? hell yeah, but i would be like its cool though he cummed on my head and not on my lips
Wanna go camping?not really

Do you shave down south? i shaved the sides yesterday, it gets too itchy so i doubt i will anymore
Ever had an STD? Hahaha! syphilis, and gonnorea
Do you wear condoms? no, not regularly
Do you like wearing them? once in a while
Ever shagged a celebrity? haha no
Maddest place you had sex? girlfriends mom's room while she was sleeping in there
Any fetishes? yeah piss, poop, anuses so big rocks can be thrown in them

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Name? Craig
Age? Refuse to answer on the grounds it may concern me
Height? 5'11
Weight? 200 lbs
Gender? Male
Race? African American/Italian
Nationality? Guess
Hairstyle? Low cut fade
Hair Colour? Black
Eye Colour? brizown
Sexuality? Woman Only
Religion? God's
Star Sign? A queer e ous
Profession? Comerica Park - Security
Marital Status? Married to pussy
If single, do u have a gf/bf? Maybe
Children? Not that I know of
Education? grade 12 diploma

The boring stuff

U smoke? - Squares no
U drink? - Fa Sheezy
U use drugs? - Chyeah
Interests? - Bulidin my mind, plus my body
Right or Left handed? - right, but i have the ability ta masturbate wif my left
Weaknesses? - um 2 nice
Fears? - Livin this way till um dead
Ambitions in life? - Do good for myself as well as my family an friends
Physical feature yer most proud of? - Biceps an my buddy
Do u swear? - Fuck no
Do u sing? - Chyeah
Do u dance? - Hell ya
Shower or bath? - Both dependin on the female
How often do u shower/bath each day? - deuce
Do you go to a gym? - Of course
If so how many days / week? - 5 days a week

The good stuff

If u have named yer private part/s lol, whats it/they called? - Kermit
Do you masturbate? - Chyeah
How often? - Wow kinda gay
Are you a virgin? - nahhhh
If no, at what age did you get "corrupted"? - 15
Have you slept with more than 10 people? - Chyeahhhh
More than 20? Hmmmm possibly
More than 30? Prob nat
More than 40? Nah
More than 50? hell na
If more than 50, have you been tested for HIV?
Favourite sexual position? - Me on top feedin her
Ever had a 3 some? - Of coarse
Ever had a 4 some or more? - Nah
Do you enjoy roleplay? - Sometimes
Any sexual fantasies still to be fulfilled? - Nah
Ever used any toys in bed? - Nah
Own any? If yes what are they?
Favourite place to get freaky? - Anywhere
Music you bang to? - Gangsta shit
U like giving or recieving oral sex better? - Recievin of coarse
If you could fuck any woman / man in the world tonight, who would it be? - Cant choose jus 1
Do you watch pornos? - I guess when um lonely
Do you own pornos? - Nah
Would you ever do a porno? - Maybe I have
Seriously?
You wouldnt pussy out when you got butt naked on cam? - Hell nah
You ever been naked on a cam? - Chyeah
You ever got a chick / man naked on cam? - Chyeahhh
Do you own a webcam? hhahahaah! Just messin...
If you are a sexy female, and you got raped 1 night out camping would you tell any1?
Wanna go camping?
Do you shave down south? - Its a rumble in the jungle babay
Ever had an STD? Hahaha! - Nah
Do you wear condoms? - Sometimes
Do you like wearing them? - Hell nah
Ever shagged a celebrity? - Does a midget one count?
Maddest place you had sex? - Comerica park
Any fetishes?

The cheese

Do you want to marry some day? - Chyeah one day
Do you want kids? - Hell ya
If so how many? - 3?
Are you in love with anybody? - Nah G's Up Ho's dizown
Ever been in love? - Puppy Love
Have you ever been dumped? - Chyeah
Ever been in a proper relationship? - Chyeah
How attractive would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 - 10? - Um like pretty boy floyd

Im curious

Do you have any pets? - My Dogz Iz My Gunz
Wit kinda animal is it? Wits the fuckers name? - Animal:Gat Name:Brrrrrrrat
Do you get on with your family? - Get it on no - Get along Chyeah
Who do you live wit? - Me Myself an Irene
Any Tattoos? - Chyeah
Where? - Across my back, On my shoulder, On my chest, Teardrop
Any piercings? - Chyeah
Where? - Ears
Can you drive? Legally? No
What do you drive? - Shoppin cart wif spinners
Have you tried sushi? - Nah
Which countries have you visited? - Canada
Which countries do you want to visit? - All of them
Which political party do you vote for? - None
Do you like giraffes? - Hell ya
Ever stole anything? - Chyeah
Ever been beaten up? - Chyeah
Ever been shot? - 21 stiches above my dick to prove it
Ever been stabbed / slashed? - Slashed
Ever beat any1 up? - Hell ya I gots a mad knuckle game
Ever shot any1? - Refuse to answer that on the grounds that it may concern me
Ever stabbed / slashed any1? - Same as the above
Whats the weirdest object you ever been hit with? - Recyclin Bin
Whats the weirdest object you ever hit some1 with? - Rake
Ever done time in jail? - Chyeah
Ever witnessed murder? - Um from Detroit
Ever seen a dead body? - Um from Detroit
U wanna? - Wanna what see a dead body? No one does

Random

Ever had a major operation? - Chyeah
How do you want to die when your time comes? - Gunned down hollerin 7 Mileeeeee
How would you NOT wanna go out? - Drowin
What did you wanna be as a kid? - A rapper
Who do you look up to in life? - God
Any regrets in life so far? - Not goin to college
3 words that best describe you? - Short, Dark, Handsome
Do you hink Ciara is really a hermaphrodite? - Nah
Was your birth an accident? - Maybe
Do you know your father? - Nah
U sure?
Are you homophobic? - Nah
Do you accept homosexuality? - Um coo if they coo wif me bein straight
What about lesbians though? - They coo
And bi bitches? - They coo
Did OJ do it? - Helll ya
If you were on the jury would you have convicted OJ? - Chyeah
Wit about Michael Jackson? - Chyeah
If you could meet any1 in the world who would it be? - Undecided
If God gave you a new talent, wit would it be? - Ability to see the future
If God offered you an extra penis or punani would you take it? lol. - Um happy wif the 1 I got
Do you even believe in God? - Chyeah
Do you believe we re-enter this world as some1 else? - Nah
D you believe in ghosts? - Chyeah I guess
Have you ever seen a ghost? - Nah
Have you ever seen a goat? - Nah
Does Pinocchio have wooden balls man? - lol prob ill have to examine the movie
Do you want another Wu-Tang album? - Hell ya

Favourite...

Sports Teams? - Detroit Lion, Tigers.
Music? - Gangsta rap
Food? - Ribs
Breakfast Cereal? - Count Nigga
Ice cream flavour? - Chocolate
Clothing Labels? - Zanini
Fragrance / Perfume? - Aqua Digio
TV Show? - Sanford an son
Author? - Donald Goines
Movies? - 2 many 2 name
Actor? - Deniro, Pacino,
Actress? - I done know
Animal? - Shark
Colour? - Orange
Car / Bike? - Car
Magazine? - None
Website? - www.wutangcorp.com
Trainers / Sneakers? - Boots
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Basics

Max
Straight
Italiano
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170lbs


The boring stuff

smoke
drink
weed
shower once a day
right handed
my hands


The good stuff

Yes
4 times a week around
No
16
No, under 10
Standing Doggy or Reverse Cowgirl
No, but I would consider it
No Roleplay, this is the real world
of course
yes
no don't own any
don't know
whatever
equivilant exchange(depends on the woman too)
jessica alba
Yes
No
Yes
Yea, but i'm not hung for it, i have an average joe penis
of course id be, but i can act
had pics taken of my ass
titties
funny...
wtf?
I trim it
there was a red bump near it the other day, it went away
of course
mentally yes.
no
Ass, shes gotta work that ass

The cheese

yes
yes
1, a son
hmmm
no
yes, plenty of times i wont lie
define "proper" relationship
6 out of 10 based off of looks.

Im curious

I drive
right now a jetta(it's not my fuckin car shut up)
i eat pussy, i eat sushi
USA
I don't know what countries, but i wanna visit asia, africa, and europe.
Depends, they all suck though.
i guess, they have long necks
yes
yes, but not too bad
no
by accident
yes
no
no
hahaha don't remember but i can bet me and my boys have slapped eachother wit some STUPID shit
no hahah, why would i want any of that?

Random

yes
seppuku! nah but i don't wanna die yet so i couldn't say, just not in an old people's home
wouldn't want to be murderd
never had 1 thing set
people who i feel have impacted our world in a positive way
of course, but most of them i have solved
wise, chill, stoner
if she is, id prolly still fuck her in the ass, cause she looks good in those videos.
yes it was.
no i don't know my real father, but i'm not a bastard i was raised with a father(non biological)
no, but i do say homo and faggot i should stop sayin that shit
i accept it legally, not morally.
gay is gay my friend.
OJ was guilty of both murders.
yes i would have convicted him.
i don't know enough about the MJ case
shiit there are a lot of options...maybe the dali lama or someshit
art, i wish i could draw
of course i would, who wouldn't want a massive penis, prolly does 1 to 1s ego though.
some form of it
no i don't belive in re-encarnation
yea sure ghosts exist
there will never be another wu-tang album, the clan will never be what they use to be, most of them just don't have it anymore, people need to let it die. maybe one last album, a tribute to ODB thing.

Favourite...

Knicks from the 90s (starks, euing, houston, johnson, ward, all that good shit)
rap, reggae, classic rock, blues, jazz, electronica, i love music.
mexican, indian, japanese, italiano, BBQ
cinamin toast crunch
chocolate / cookie dough
whatever looks dope, i wear a lot of like underground labels and whatnot, shit like zoo york, temple effectives, buddah, ecko, represent, all that shit
addidas colonge, oldspice deoderant, the ladies love it.
history channel
too many to name
ranges, from kids to city of god
samuel L jackson
jessixa alba
kuwala
green
STI / r6
any hiphop releated mags
wutangcorp, srk, ughh.com
right now i'm feelin some oldschool low nike dunks
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