The Wackest Verse Thread

[Luther Large]

If anybody gets a hold of a horrible verse from anybody in wutangcorp paste it in here it will be funny as hell this is just for fun tho everybody got a wack verse so dont get mad..i'll probably have 1 in here too...lets get to pasting

[Robert]

Originally Posted by dickridah

i vote for me, because i am a very good mcee,
killing rock boy on the mic aint shit to a g,
thats what i am, a real, OG,
like twista and his crew,
i thought u knew, i type really fast meaning that u eat a garbage stew,
this is my last post for the night,
i like to get into a fight,
with any bitch,
today i saw te movie hitch,
this rhyme took me two year to prepare,
so nas, 50, mos, kweli better beware,
cause in 1 short year i got to this stage,
imagine what ill be like after 1 month of battleing rage,
i am a mc sage,
i wish it was cold here, it is hot, i wish it were tha mutherfukin ice age,
im nice with the mic, but better behind a computer,
rock head is a bitch, like a public transport commuter,
yes yall heard, i just dropped a prodigal line,
cause i live my life on the edge, the dickridahs built a shrine,
cause my rhymes are like money, yeah is it still funny,
i dont think so, u are a ho.
i have a teddy bear which is actually the last dodo,
cause my boss at the pizza shop's name is bobo,
he has a chainsaw,
which could cut down ur door,
this battle has finished, i am in a bore,
not literally like in a pig or anything,
i mean this battle aint no loner got sting,
bling bling, i have lots, zing,
that line was hot,
like illmatic, i am an from the year 1991,
if i in that year had a son,
he would now be 14,
isnt that ur age,
well i did fuk ur mum..................cheeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a

bitch.

Worthy of the wakest verse thread for sure....hahahahahaha
peace

[SurreaL]

hahaha.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Oct_Blast

1.2.3
Just watched you take a shot and fall from the tree...
Your body was the plot and Im the killing spree...
1.2.3
This is elementry....does my verbal command excite thee...
O by the way.... i Think you got poision ivy....
1.2.3
You rang my bell and ran...But yet your my biggest fan....
Dont be afraid of my mentals...there based on instrumentals...
1.2.3
I dont want to kill you... o wait.... its to late...
damn that was a soft rape.....
1.2.3
By the way did you bring your cleaver...
Cause i'm ready to cut of your beaver.....

also worthy of the thread
peace

[Luther Large]

originaly posted by understand

What what what what!
I have super ideas about your dead.I have super ideas about your life.Kill`em twice-don't think twice- just make it happen .It's about to make it happen. Make it clap or step back.
I'm just a German Nightmare. I'm ready to fuck with this bitches.I want a Queen Bitch to make her happy. It's about to suck my Dick an I make it longer!
check:

D-A-N-I-E-L D-I-G-T-A-L

From Berlin to the Big Apple.

It's all the same- just sucker's_I want to battle them on the battlefield!!!!

Watch out-I analyze them than I center them I watch them hidden and then= we like to play and than we fuck their wives and grap all the money it's about Paris and Berlin !
! Suckers just hidden!


this was fuckin horrible

i just figured how to copy and paste

[tekunique]

Originally Posted by greeneyes63

originaly posted by understand

What what what what!
I have super ideas about your dead.I have super ideas about your life.Kill`em twice-don't think twice- just make it happen .It's about to make it happen. Make it clap or step back.
I'm just a German Nightmare. I'm ready to fuck with this bitches.I want a Queen Bitch to make her happy. It's about to suck my Dick an I make it longer!
check:

D-A-N-I-E-L D-I-G-T-A-L

From Berlin to the Big Apple.

It's all the same- just sucker's_I want to battle them on the battlefield!!!!

Watch out-I analyze them than I center them I watch them hidden and then= we like to play and than we fuck their wives and grap all the money it's about Paris and Berlin !
! Suckers just hidden!


this was fuckin horrible

i just figured how to copy and paste

^^ LOL.. hes probably short on english..

and how ?

[Luther Large]

i really dont know what that kid was thinkin either when he made that verse

[Robert]

Heres another......

Originally Posted by visualeipstm

i hope you bleed out yo ass when you get raped in prison
i aint seeing the niggas on this board, im on a mission
to get rid of the fake shit surrounding you whores
you think you do well wit that gun, i'll hold your head wit a sword
keep talkin all that shit and i'll strangle you wit a mic chord
each bar is worth a million dollars, more than you could afford
fuck around in my vicinity and you will get attacked
by my guerilla lyrics splashin ya wit acid-like facts
ya hear dat? that is the sound of your last breath
painful is your brain as i stomp you to death
you just a pussy nigga trynna bite me like a candy bar
fuck whut ya heard nigga, im the best by far
your problem is your thoughts after i bludget your ribcage
trynna season me, you aint spicy like sage
quit talkin shit coz do all of dat
im te only nigga not rappin, eat my rhymes like fat
i impact and break apart your body like mcdonalds
lyrical sexual predater, im gonna fondle
your small ass dick and rip it off
you scream in pain yet you beggin for more
i rhyme, i kill, i hunt niggas off like you
you talkin all that shit while im spittin the truth
you are just an example of the stupidity in the youth
sayin you better than me, im gonna need proof
yappin at the mouth, i'll clean yo shit out like a douch
i'll lock yo ass in a tomb and bury you alive
been slayin rap niggas since the early age of five
your gonna die nigga, shut the fuck up nigga
trynna fuck wit me is just gonna make me bigga

While the first part of this verse is actually ok the second part is pure garbage......
for example "trynna season me, you aint spicy like sage
quit talkin shit coz do all of dat
im te only nigga not rappin, eat my rhymes like fat
i impact and break apart your body like mcdonalds
lyrical sexual predater, im gonna fondle
your small ass dick and rip it off
you scream in pain yet you beggin for more" this is some weak shit right there SurreaL put Charging Fagits raps in here.......
peace

[Luther Large]

he said he's gonna fondle a dick

[Robert]

Originally Posted by greeneyes63

he said he's gonna fondle a dick

what an idiot that visual guy is, anyway we seem to be the only two postin in this thread, gotta spread the word homie. btw have you replied yet to the battle thread you dropped? I posted a verse a while ago
peace

[Luther Large]

naw not yet i'm workin on a verse for harlemsfinest

[Luther Large]

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Re: Open battle
Ma ninja rhymes feedin on ur hidden weakness
Ninjutsu shogun slice thru ur rap crap
silently,movin quickly thru the darkness
bitch,u ma definition of "Unrap"

Nigga ya soft like aus pussy ned kelly
ya cant come up with a venomous line
so i stick ya with the livin blade in ya belly
come on,u noe it,ur ass is mine

Disciples bitchslappin ur weak defense
with our fuckin black ninjutsu offense
watch me as i build up the suspense
with the style of the Crane,that shit's intense

Watch me as i fuckin rock this rhyme
kid ya make me laugh like Mr"Has"Bean
Bitch,stop wasting ma precious time
slash thru ur verbal crap quickly unseen
__________________
Divine intervention aint a protection against Ninjutsu poison pen infection

[Luther Large]

^^^^^ just monotonous

[hollywoodrealty]

ok this one os from blu-warriah, he had the nerve to drop this same weak verse in 2 different threads

Fuck U,u,u,
O Yeah Yo Mama Too
Dont Think U Gangsta Cuz U Have A Fredship Wit "clue"

Im Standin Here In Muh B-boy Stance
Muh Ryhmez Soo Scary I Made U Shit In Yo Pants!

Yo' Ryhmez Arr Wack Yo' Ryhmez Arr Smelly
Nigga U Hidin' In Tha Closet Wit R.kelly

2 B Rapped And Taped And Posted All Ova The' Innanet Ill Beat U Ill Punch U Like Wat I Do To Muh Pet!


Yo' Skin Soo Blaq U Touch Yo' Self All Tha' Tyme
Wen U Scatch Yo' Self It's Like Blaq On Blaq Crime!

Im Only 13 And I Fuck Dis' Nigga Up
Now Remebah U Gpt Dissed By Tha "blu-wurriah"!

if that isnt garbage i dont know what is

[Luther Large]

that could be the worst yet