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BlahCulo · 09-01-2008, 10:56 PM

... I have to confess something that has been buggin me for a while now ....

I have been getting PM's from Robert for about two months now... all the PM's consist of him asking me for advice on real life situations but mostly girls. I have been chuckling at these pm's for a while they all seem laughable and a bit entertaining. I have been going along with them and been giving him advice on how to approach girls. There's this one particular girl whom he supposedly told me is 16yrs old O_o ... He has been kind of infatuated with. I told him to just leave her alone and maybe wait till she was 18, but I guess his infatuation with the little girl is turning into a obsession so much so that he's telling me in full detail about what he does at night when he thinks about her. I don't wanna give out too much but here's one of the pm's he's been giving me ... I kind of ROFL!!!!!!!!'d at .... this shit had me in tears i found it so funny .. and I know this dudes gonna be so furious with me but Hey fuck you Rob ... I don't know you....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robert

And here it is, fuck this is gonna make me look like a serial rapist/pedophile. Hahahaha!

Hi Blackula,

This might seem kind of weird but you seem like a nice , down-to-earth girl. I was wondering if you could give me some advice about women? I've been noticing this girl on my weekly paper route. She's nice looking, dark skinned, with a big booty. Anyway I want to approach her but don't know how. Sometimes I leave her house till last on my run and hide in her garden waiting to catch a glimpse of her. I think she saw me once.

This is beside the point, I really like this girl. I've been obsessing over her for weeks. I won't lie, I'm a little intimidated by black people. We don't see too many over here in Perth. I probably see more kangaroos then black women. How can I start a conversation with her??

If I don't do something soon I feel like I could do something crazy. You feel me?

I have a photo of her on my bedroom wall and I have the best orgasms over it. I even broke my foreskin once.

Please help me. Oh, and I like your noods

.

btw rob sorryyyy.

Rob Swanson · 09-01-2008, 11:01 PM

BUAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHH

I think his buddy there Mr. bateman is the mastermind behind these well crafted pm's

Robert · 09-01-2008, 11:04 PM

Wow, wtf is this? I thought we had an arrangement? Please delete this now.

BlahCulo · 09-01-2008, 11:06 PM

^ haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaahahhahaha

Robert · 09-01-2008, 11:07 PM

Honestly though you are a fucking bitch for doing this. I think this pretty much sums it up!

Rob Swanson · 09-01-2008, 11:08 PM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

SID · 09-01-2008, 11:09 PM

Oh shit dude.......

hahahahahahahaaa

BlahCulo · 09-01-2008, 11:09 PM

hahahahaha OH No COOOOOOLD AAAAAASS IIIIICE

Olive Oil Goombah · 09-01-2008, 11:10 PM

whoa...roberto...I'll help you out if you send me that chick you drunkingly made out with

Robert · 09-01-2008, 11:12 PM

For real though, this is bullshit. I mean really I don't know why the fuck you would do this.

Olive Oil Goombah · 09-01-2008, 11:14 PM

im scared blackula is going to post my serenades now.....you better not!!!

BlahCulo · 09-01-2008, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robert

For real though, this is bullshit. I mean really I don't know why the fuck you would do this.

I'm sorry but ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robert

And here it is, fuck this is gonna make me look like a serial rapist/pedophile. Hahahaha!

I have a photo of her on my bedroom wall and I have the best orgasms over it. I even broke my foreskin once.

^^^^ ahjsdhfsdkjfhhahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

diggy · 09-01-2008, 11:18 PM

I've come to the realization that pedofiles are more prevailent than previously thought.

A photo on the bedroom wall?

How fuckin old are u?

You might be a latent pedofile-rapist!!

Robert · 09-01-2008, 11:18 PM

THIS IS STRAIGHT BITCH MADE! SERIOUSLY YOU MUST BE SOME SORT OF DEVILISH WHORE TO TRY THIS SHIT ON! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON VAGINA FLAPS YOU MUD HUT DWELLING BEAVER!!!!!

Olive Oil Goombah · 09-01-2008, 11:20 PM

I thought you were older.....you have a paper route???!!! what are you 10 years old??

09-01-2008, 11:04 PM	#3
Robert 1% Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Invisible College Posts: 7,392 Rep Power: 52	Wow, wtf is this? I thought we had an arrangement? Please delete this now. __________________

09-01-2008, 11:06 PM	#4
BlahCulo The ABBOTT Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 6,524 Rep Power: 0	^ haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaahahhahaha __________________

09-01-2008, 11:07 PM	#5
Robert 1% Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Invisible College Posts: 7,392 Rep Power: 52	Honestly though you are a fucking bitch for doing this. I think this pretty much sums it up! __________________

09-01-2008, 11:09 PM	#7
SID I see you dawg Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Planning some trill shit Posts: 7,079 Rep Power: 24	Oh shit dude....... hahahahahahahaaa __________________ Bank heist in Kathmandu, it was a slaughter The day Buddha was born it rained tea instead of water http://rapidshare.com/#!download\|818...Mix.zip\|207205

09-01-2008, 11:09 PM	#8
BlahCulo The ABBOTT Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 6,524 Rep Power: 0	hahahahaha OH No COOOOOOLD AAAAAASS IIIIICE __________________

09-01-2008, 11:10 PM	#9
Olive Oil Goombah Anglophile Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Big Plum Posts: 21,800 Rep Power: 49	whoa...roberto...I'll help you out if you send me that chick you drunkingly made out with __________________ Look eye, always look eye.

09-01-2008, 11:12 PM	#10
Robert 1% Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Invisible College Posts: 7,392 Rep Power: 52	For real though, this is bullshit. I mean really I don't know why the fuck you would do this. __________________

09-01-2008, 11:14 PM	#11
Olive Oil Goombah Anglophile Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Big Plum Posts: 21,800 Rep Power: 49	im scared blackula is going to post my serenades now.....you better not!!! __________________ Look eye, always look eye.

09-01-2008, 11:18 PM	#14
Robert 1% Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Invisible College Posts: 7,392 Rep Power: 52	THIS IS STRAIGHT BITCH MADE! SERIOUSLY YOU MUST BE SOME SORT OF DEVILISH WHORE TO TRY THIS SHIT ON! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON VAGINA FLAPS YOU MUD HUT DWELLING BEAVER!!!!! __________________

09-01-2008, 11:20 PM	#15
Olive Oil Goombah Anglophile Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Big Plum Posts: 21,800 Rep Power: 49	I thought you were older.....you have a paper route???!!! what are you 10 years old?? __________________ Look eye, always look eye.

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