The Official Wu Corp Profile Thread

[JehovAllah]

dope

[Sgt Holly Wood]

Originally Posted by sergeant steels

name- Jairo Ruiz
age-18 (august 7,1990)
physical- 5'11 145 pounds slim build,black hair,brown eyes
education-gettin my GED, going to college but not anytime soon
affiliation- nobody that posts anymore,i used to kno this guy called Create that used to post on here, and this other guy Mixtape Mutt who was cool with him



and this is me

iight im bored, so i'll add more to the 411


i live in the desert valley aka queens new york
im colombian
heads from the music industry that have influenced me the most are: nas,ghostface, and kool keith (not all three are my fave emcees though)
my fave movies are: the departed,city of god
meagan good is the female i would most wanna fuck on earth
my fave porno bitch is "august"
fave tv shows are seinfeld and south park
my fave all time beat is raekwon -rainy days remix
http://www.zshare.net/audio/50194874986c027e/
i have been a member of wu corp since 04 but ive deleted 2 accounts and will permanently use this one
fave book is the 48 laws of power
fave actor is robert deniro
fave type of liquor is vodka-smirnoff
i hate eggs
i dont really smoke weed no more
i will bring an 8-ball of yak with me on halloween
i am one of the few people that enjoys spending days sick in the hospital for some odd reason
i want obama to win the election
i have an IQ of 149
i developed a very deep voice at age 14
i was never caught masturbating
ive met all wu members except u god and deck
i usually dont go out earlier than 7pm
i usually dont wake up earlier than 2pm on weekends
i dont plan on gettin married
i still have my 36 chambers cassette



thats it for now.... PEACE!

[KERZO]

Whatya wanna know, Here's my chops -




You like blunts???....No?...Fuck off then!!!





...or BUILD

[Longbongcilvaringz]

Stuff Fermi.

If anyone is adding to their profile or whatever whatever, just edit your initial post, because then the link will redirect to their.

Too complicated having more than one link for each person.

[Energy Turtle]

Name: Brad

DOB: 11-05-1987 <---- that's may 11 for the yanks

Height: about 5'10/11 some shit

Weight: not too sure but around the mid 90s last time i checked

Hair Colour: black

Eye Colour: blue

Pubic Hair Colour: when i grow them you'll be the first to know

Nationality: Australian, German heritage with a tinge of Irish

Favourite Musicial Acts: Black Sabbath + Wu-Tang Clan

Favourite Movie: Godfather 1

Religious Status: I believe in god not religion. And Harvey Dent

Hobbies: Football (soccer), doing weights, boxing, drinking until dangerously intoxicated, smoking weed, hangin out being a dumb cunt all that shit

Favourite Sporting Teams: Sydney Roosters, FC Bayern München, NSW (cricket + origin) Australia, Germany & Indiana Pacers

Interesting Facts:

• I used to have a legendary status of being a class clown in the legendary class of year 6 and used to get out of trouble by pulling a face. To this day i swear on my grave i never pulled any fucking face except my regular 24/7 face and thus that was deemed hilarious ... my pride died that day
• I hold the record for longest Toastmasters Speech at my public. Spoke for 11 minutes about summerslam 97 off the top of my head, didn't get half way through and was told to sit down EVEN THOUGH i ignored the little buzzings
• First kiss was 5 ... First school kiss was 7 when for some reason i can't remember we made out with the girls in our year 2 class (obviously not make out like yoooo do when you're older peck on the lips or some shit)
• First time i saw a vagina a girl was taking a piss squating in the back playground in primary school
• I threw a brick threw a window in year 1 (6 years old) trying to throw it on to the roof and failed miserably
• I punched a guy in the face 5 times for no reason but was suspended from school for saying the principal was "fucking shit" YEAH GO PEAKHURST
• In year 2 me and duh boyz thought it was a ridiculously hilarious idea to throw rocks at the beehinve inside of the tree at our school. We got cashed by a motherfucking enermous swarm and poor old clinton took about 6 bee stings to the face
• Someone had tagged "Joker" on the pillar infront of one of the unused class rooms at our school and we believed the joker from batman lived in there
• Used to believe the out of bounds area at primary (which ran alongside this electrical powerbase, hard to explain) was the path to a secret underground city and spent an entire school year devising a plan to get there

Education: Year 11

About Me: Born in St George Hospital, Sydney, NSW, Australia, Southern Hemisphere, Earth at 1:52 pm to simple people ... spent 5 years living at Carlton where such legendary events occure such as;

• Feelin sorry for my dog when eating a meat pie i offered him a little bite. I SPECIFICALLY SAID FOR HIM TO HAVE A BITE but the bastard took the whole thing. I cried
• Another time i cried was when mummy went to work. I cried for mummy and dad told me to shut the fuck up
• I knocked my parents bong over spilling bong water on the table. I laughed and thought it was called a thong then went back to bed

eh i cbf continuning ...

Photographical Evidence:


#1 ... yes there are two bottles of alize and two more you can't see ... there are also 11 other bottles of alcohol on there ... SO WHUHT?

#2 ... yes duh shirt is shitty ... but my lil cousin gave it to me so HOW COULD I REFUSHE?

#3 ... yes shit is messy

#4 ... notice duh $15? ... nucca is rich

Originally Posted by SKAMPOE

dope sig tone, FINISH HIM!

damn straight mang ... i spent too many hours as a youf on duh mega drive thrashing MK2

[Sgt Holly Wood]

Originally Posted by Pat Bateman

Stuff Fermi.

If anyone is adding to their profile or whatever whatever, just edit your initial post, because then the link will redirect to their.

Too complicated having more than one link for each person.

IIGHT COOL I JUST ADDED THE INFO FROM THE SECOND TO MY FIRST POST

[Longbongcilvaringz]

piece piece

[KERZO]

Originally Posted by Pat Bateman

Stuff Fermi.

I don't know how to take that...as a diss or a sexual innuendo,haha

Originally Posted by Tonearm Terrorwrist

i spent too many hours as a youf on duh mega drive thrashing MK2

ditto bro

[Energy Turtle]

Originally Posted by SKAMPOE

dope sig tone, FINISH HIM!

[Longbongcilvaringz]

I meant "Good Stuff Fermi"

Nice profile Tone, very elucidating.

[Energy Turtle]

thank you sean patrick ... i hope you have an understanding of where the dickheadness comes from now

[Longbongcilvaringz]

I have great empathy for dickheads and cunts the world over.

[TSA]

Originally Posted by Tonearm Terrorwrist

Name: Brad

DOB: 11-05-1987 <---- that's may 11 for the yanks

Height: about 5'10/11 some shit

Weight: not too sure but around the mid 90s last time i checked

Hair Colour: black

Eye Colour: blue

Pubic Hair Colour: when i grow them you'll be the first to know

Nationality: Australian, German heritage with a tinge of Irish

Favourite Musicial Acts: Black Sabbath + Wu-Tang Clan

Favourite Movie: Godfather 1

Religious Status: I believe in god not religion. And Harvey Dent

Hobbies: Football (soccer), doing weights, boxing, drinking until dangerously intoxicated, smoking weed, hangin out being a dumb cunt all that shit

Favourite Sporting Teams: Sydney Roosters, FC Bayern München, NSW (cricket + origin) Australia, Germany & Indiana Pacers

Interesting Facts:

• I used to have a legendary status of being a class clown in the legendary class of year 6 and used to get out of trouble by pulling a face. To this day i swear on my grave i never pulled any fucking face except my regular 24/7 face and thus that was deemed hilarious ... my pride died that day
• I hold the record for longest Toastmasters Speech at my public. Spoke for 11 minutes about summerslam 97 off the top of my head, didn't get half way through and was told to sit down EVEN THOUGH i ignored the little buzzings
• First kiss was 5 ... First school kiss was 7 when for some reason i can't remember we made out with the girls in our year 2 class (obviously not make out like yoooo do when you're older peck on the lips or some shit)
• First time i saw a vagina a girl was taking a piss squating in the back playground in primary school
• I threw a brick threw a window in year 1 (6 years old) trying to throw it on to the roof and failed miserably
• I punched a guy in the face 5 times for no reason but was suspended from school for saying the principal was "fucking shit" YEAH GO PEAKHURST
• In year 2 me and duh boyz thought it was a ridiculously hilarious idea to throw rocks at the beehinve inside of the tree at our school. We got cashed by a motherfucking enermous swarm and poor old clinton took about 6 bee stings to the face
• Someone had tagged "Joker" on the pillar infront of one of the unused class rooms at our school and we believed the joker from batman lived in there
• Used to believe the out of bounds area at primary (which ran alongside this electrical powerbase, hard to explain) was the path to a secret underground city and spent an entire school year devising a plan to get there

Education: Year 11

About Me: Born in St George Hospital, Sydney, NSW, Australia, Southern Hemisphere, Earth at 1:52 pm to simple people ... spent 5 years living at Carlton where such legendary events occure such as;

• Feelin sorry for my dog when eating a meat pie i offered him a little bite. I SPECIFICALLY SAID FOR HIM TO HAVE A BITE but the bastard took the whole thing. I cried
• Another time i cried was when mummy went to work. I cried for mummy and dad told me to shut the fuck up
• I knocked my parents bong over spilling bong water on the table. I laughed and thought it was called a thong then went back to bed

eh i cbf continuning ...

Photographical Evidence:


#1 ... yes there are two bottles of alize and two more you can't see ... there are also 11 other bottles of alcohol on there ... SO WHUHT?

#2 ... yes duh shirt is shitty ... but my lil cousin gave it to me so HOW COULD I REFUSHE?

#3 ... yes shit is messy

#4 ... notice duh $15? ... nucca is rich



damn straight mang ... i spent too many hours as a youf on duh mega drive thrashing MK2

this was good, looks like i'll have to update mine. WHEN THE TIME COMEs

[Energy Turtle]

you still changing photo's? ... damn, you too lame

[supreme M]

even if im smoked out i cant be scooped out
im to ill, represent park hill, put my face on duh 20 dolla bill







just a dope line that came to mind,, im not saying ur ill fermi or anything, but i can see a picture off a dick and think off pussy, its what i do