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Old 11-02-2008, 08:04 PM   #1
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Hi wuCorp!

I was in a meeting for the past hour or so with my boss and the human resources girl. All was going good but all of a sudden she started giggling. She whispered something to my boss and I assumed it was just about work and he started laughing too.

I am a very serious businessman and took offence to this. I wondered why were they laughing what did I do! I thought I had something on my face or between my teeth and it made me really self concious.

They continued with the meeting and she just burst out laughing again.

I stood up for myself and demanded to know what was funny! She tried to control her laughter but couldn't, then my boss said "you look like a pidgeon".

I was hurt, I am a good worker and they insult my looks because I look like a pidgeon? I'm very attractive in my eyes and it hurt my self esteem, so I left work early and am now at home. I think i'm going to quit.

Do I look like a pidgeon?

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Nooooo thats not you hahahahah no way
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Since we out here, since they made reservations
For first Nations and they never made reparations
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lmao omg if it is him ... lmaooo he has to be lying about all those girls
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Thanks guys.

after 4,000+ posts I think I'd earned not to be abused. I may never come back now.

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I just got a message from one of my co-workers saying "Dont shit on my car"
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Had the funny accent, look who's laughing now
See Samir came here to grind, and he slaved at
Every minimum wage job, but he saved that
Brought his sis here on scholarship to make stacks
Working as a surgeon she bought a whip, and payed cash
No time to whine, we just face facts
Lets fit 6 in the back and lets take that
To the best restaurants, make reservations
Since we out here, since they made reservations
For first Nations and they never made reparations
The Natives probably relate more to immigration
So this for y'all too, and I can't forget the Haitians
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I got another one "now i know where all the bread went"

This is why work places get shot up fo real.
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Old 11-02-2008, 08:16 PM   #14
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hahahhaah/....wtf???

Methods? i lost all respect for you!

but yea they are right man. the resemblence is uncanny
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dammit!

altho nobody would set themselves up like that on wucoorp
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