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when hoes MACK
i come to find bitches have the worst game ever, and if they were men the human race would end cause nobody would get pussy.
but i, yesterday, got MACKED at the mall by a really fine girl trying to sell pillows. obviously she was just trying to sell pillow but i came to notice the bitch had serious game lol. I was walking with a slut that thinks she isn't a slut but will be revealed cause i'll be layin it on her soon, and my nigga the archbishop all of a sudden this really fine bosnian looking girl literally jumps infront of my holding a pillow, i busted out laughing cause it startled me. anyways she wanted me to buy a therapudic pillow and shit and kept feeling up on me lol, the worst part was she had an accent...WOOD. she was really good at selling shit, but i wasn't gonna by, i just liked the warmth of the pillows and her intense sexual harassment. anyways, the funny part is i asked where she was from....bitch said... .....get this.... ......guess.... seriously guess... Israel.... lol what a fuckin jew, but i was astounded cause it was one of a rare breed of bitches that had serious game. |
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12-21-2008, 02:48 PM
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She was horny and wanted some nigger dick, obviously. Yeah, you guys probably would've had unprotected sex and what not. And if you guys would've gotten together, you'd have been her little secret. A jew girl bringing a...................forget it.
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12-21-2008, 03:14 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHhahahahAHAHHAhahahaHAHH!!!
WHAT IS THIS GUY?! LOL! |
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12-21-2008, 03:30 PM
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there are some seriously hot isreali girls in my university. they the types dat dnt look like your typical jew.
anyway, i cannot tell you how many times i been fooled into buying the dumbest shit cause a fine lady was promoting it. its always those creams or gels which sooth the muscles. when you got some sexy ho rubbing some cream on your bicep in the middle of the store. my friend you are buying that product. even if it cost £50.
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12-21-2008, 03:33 PM
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yeah, i had it firmly planted that i wouldn't break in the face of her impeccable jewy-game, and didn't, but it took nerve...it took nerve
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12-21-2008, 03:45 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA...............HA. She probably thought "If I talk some game to this black guy, he'll buy it. I mean, come on. I'm white! He'll LOVE ME!!!"
Hmmm............. |
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12-21-2008, 03:53 PM
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I like the Jewish girls that don't have the Pinnochio noses and the Don King bushes.
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12-21-2008, 03:58 PM
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I stopped reading after i read "but i, yesterday, got MACKED"
lmao! ... Tissa got jokes.
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12-21-2008, 04:56 PM
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I was in a similar situation to this about a month ago. I went to the mall and some foreign chick was tryna sell me some nail care product or something. She was all over me.
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12-21-2008, 05:27 PM
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Ok Retards, Thos Fuckers The Work The Halls In The Malls, They Take A Real Intensive Class On How To Up Sale, So All That Touchin N Feelin On U Its Just Going By The Book To Try N Get That Sale.... I Always Spend Like 15 Minutes Tellen Them Mu Fuckaz How I Hate Retarded Sales People That Suck So Much The Have To Work In The Halls Of The Mall, Couldnt Even Get A Store Lmao And Just Like Dicky Gooch nobodycares...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAA
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12-21-2008, 05:29 PM
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tell em fatmack.
but if thats the only attention they get from women......maybe you shouldnt be so harsh
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