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Old 01-15-2009, 05:46 AM   #1
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Default I have glandular fever, how to pay the bitch back?

I was with a girl the other weekend and I kissed her hello when I saw her, that led to a lot more kissing in the hotel. She then stopped and said "I'm really sick we probably shouldn't kiss" and I'm cool with that shit cause I'm into my hookers. We fucked, she left.

3 days later I get a text saying "i've got glandular fever".

I was ok for about a week, now my throats playing up, glans are swollen to shit all over the place and my usual morning jog turned into 1k before I was fucked. Go to the doctor, he tells me it's probably glandular fever and does some tests (Awaiting the results).

What should I do to pay this whore back? She coulda told me BEFORE kissing me, the cunt.
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Old 01-15-2009, 06:09 AM   #2
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Old 01-15-2009, 06:28 AM   #3
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Old 01-15-2009, 06:41 AM   #4
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Old 01-15-2009, 06:50 AM   #5
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:02 AM   #6
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glandular fever??

I heard that's Aussie slang for AIDS
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:03 AM   #7
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Nah, thats Tooheys.
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:07 AM   #8
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:08 AM   #9
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Wow she gave you MONO? Dude thats like a form of herpes. She probably was slobbing dirty knob.

I say you post it inn her neighborhood for everybody to know. Tell her dad you hit the skins. Something. Ugh, I'd bleach my mouth daily for a month with a scrub brush.
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:10 AM   #10
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HAHAHA! shit was like fucking a coke bottle it was so tight.
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:11 AM   #11
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lol....so glandular fever is mono??

haha....good luck with that Dylan...you'll be sick for weeks.

I almost got mono this summer but i got an anonymous tip.
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:13 AM   #12
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Yeah, didnt know yanks called it something different, its aka "the kissing disease" apparently. Got me pretty rooted right now.
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Old 01-15-2009, 11:18 AM   #13
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She prolly had some big wart invested nigga dick in her mouth the previous night
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She prolly had some big wart invested nigga dick in her mouth the previous night
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