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Old 01-22-2009, 12:24 AM   #1
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His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
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Old 01-22-2009, 03:21 AM   #2
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Kung fu gland, LOL

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Old 01-22-2009, 11:15 AM   #3
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lol some funnt shit!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-22-2009, 11:21 AM   #4
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Old 01-22-2009, 11:29 AM   #5
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ahahhahhahahahahaha

some of them were funny as fuck, good thread
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Old 01-22-2009, 12:20 PM   #6
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LMFAO@ radioactive ooze...kungfu gland? hilarious!
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Old 01-22-2009, 12:23 PM   #7
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Old 01-22-2009, 12:39 PM   #8
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the elephant ones the all time classic
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Old 01-22-2009, 02:04 PM   #9
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anyone got anymore of these?
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Old 01-22-2009, 02:15 PM   #10
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Shiiit...dude spelt aesthetically perfectly and yet straight was incorrect.


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Old 01-22-2009, 02:18 PM   #11
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I love the 'I don't negotiatiate w/terrorists' one...and I thought all exam markers were joyless gits.
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:30 PM   #12
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I've already seen some of these LOL but the new ones are fucking great ...I see alot of red x' tho
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:11 PM   #13
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LOL "i don't negotiate with terrorists"

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Old 01-22-2009, 05:37 PM   #14
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:43 PM   #15
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forget this post... image fucked up
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