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Tage · 01-22-2009, 12:24 AM

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His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my studentsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s as if you didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C

Dusty Bones · 01-22-2009, 03:21 AM

Kung fu gland, LOL

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Originally Posted by Wutage

fuckin genius

Ninja · 01-22-2009, 11:15 AM

lol some funnt shit!!!!!!!!!!

begongo · 01-22-2009, 11:21 AM

I like

Durag · 01-22-2009, 11:29 AM

ahahhahhahahahahaha

some of them were funny as fuck, good thread

ilzPotent · 01-22-2009, 12:20 PM

LMFAO@ radioactive ooze...kungfu gland? hilarious!

NAKHI the SOLORIAN · 01-22-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninja

lol some funnt shit!!!!!!!!!!

yeah that shit had me dying............

hi Illz

Ghost In The 'Lac · 01-22-2009, 12:39 PM

the elephant ones the all time classic

Tage · 01-22-2009, 02:04 PM

anyone got anymore of these?

-The A to the Z- · 01-22-2009, 02:15 PM

Shiiit...dude spelt aesthetically perfectly and yet straight was incorrect.

Lovely.

-The A to the Z- · 01-22-2009, 02:18 PM

I love the 'I don't negotiatiate w/terrorists' one...and I thought all exam markers were joyless gits.

Jeru · 01-22-2009, 04:30 PM

I've already seen some of these LOL but the new ones are fucking great

...I see alot of red x' tho

swizz-chef · 01-22-2009, 05:11 PM

LOL "i don't negotiate with terrorists"

xD

Tage · 01-22-2009, 05:37 PM

Tage · 01-22-2009, 05:43 PM

forget this post... image fucked up

01-22-2009, 12:24 AM	#1
Tage John W. Henry Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: U.K. Age: 25 Posts: 6,570 Rep Power: 31	Stupid Exam Answers Code: Code: His professor sent him an e-mail the following day: Dear Michael, Every year I attempt to boost my studentsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points. There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s as if you didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year! May God have mercy on your soul. Sincerely, Professor William Turner P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on. B is the new C __________________

01-22-2009, 11:29 AM	#5
Durag RaizaBlade Join Date: Nov 2006 Age: 27 Posts: 5,333 Rep Power: 30	ahahhahhahahahahaha some of them were funny as fuck, good thread __________________

01-22-2009, 12:20 PM	#6
ilzPotent Teflon Imperial Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,645 Rep Power: 21	LMFAO@ radioactive ooze...kungfu gland? hilarious! __________________ CONservative goverMENt

01-22-2009, 12:39 PM	#8
Ghost In The 'Lac crushed out heavenly Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 20,420 Rep Power: 65	the elephant ones the all time classic __________________ ....2m22s.......

01-22-2009, 02:04 PM	#9
Tage John W. Henry Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: U.K. Age: 25 Posts: 6,570 Rep Power: 31	anyone got anymore of these? __________________

01-22-2009, 11:15 AM	#3
Ninja ADEPT Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 559 Rep Power: 0	lol some funnt shit!!!!!!!!!!

01-22-2009, 02:15 PM	#10
-The A to the Z- Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,314 Rep Power: 11	Shiiit...dude spelt aesthetically perfectly and yet straight was incorrect. Lovely.

01-22-2009, 02:18 PM	#11
-The A to the Z- Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,314 Rep Power: 11	I love the 'I don't negotiatiate w/terrorists' one...and I thought all exam markers were joyless gits.

01-22-2009, 04:30 PM	#12
Jeru Non Ignorant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Urban's, Gigy's, Queen's, Roze's wildest dreams Age: 28 Posts: 7,476 Rep Power: 29	I've already seen some of these LOL but the new ones are fucking great ...I see alot of red x' tho __________________ Winner of The Masta Killa Award 2007 New and Improved Cool List © : *Everybody* *© The Cool List name and product is protected under the laws of I used it first.All rights reserved*

01-22-2009, 05:11 PM	#13
swizz-chef i'm from s-WU-tzerland Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Bern City, Switzerland Age: 24 Posts: 680 Rep Power: 0	LOL "i don't negotiate with terrorists" xD __________________

01-22-2009, 05:37 PM	#14
Tage John W. Henry Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: U.K. Age: 25 Posts: 6,570 Rep Power: 31	__________________

01-22-2009, 05:43 PM	#15
Tage John W. Henry Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: U.K. Age: 25 Posts: 6,570 Rep Power: 31	forget this post... image fucked up __________________ Last edited by Tage; 01-22-2009 at 11:00 PM.

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