my gurlfriend asked me if i'm gay....

[DUMBO]

because i told her that i only want to "finish" in her mouth or on her face from now on. don't get me wrong, i like to creampie these broads too, but in terms of maximum pleasure/effect i want to concentrate on painting from here on out.

is something wrong with me?

[Art Vandelay]

there is nothing better in this world than finishing in a girl's mouth. finishing in the vagina is overrated

[DUMBO]

Originally Posted by Art Vandelay

there is nothing better in this world than finishing in a girl's mouth. finishing in the vagina is overrated

exactly. i explained to her that when a man is bussing his nerve endings become very sensitive and a women's mouth and tongue is the most ill treatment. vagina's don't "slurp" and when i buss in the vagina i quick pumping when i cum and therefore short-circuit the full potential of the bussing. only a commanding woman with a mouth of gold can a man to the promised land.

but she didn't understand because she is a stup-pid cunt.

[11th Chamber]

Originally Posted by "...."

because i told her that i only want to "finish" in her mouth or on her face from now on. don't get me wrong, i like to creampie these broads too, but in terms of maximum pleasure/effect i want to concentrate on painting from here on out.

is something wrong with me?

No, you'd be gay not wanting to finish in her mouth or on her face.

She's got some fucked up logic obviously.

[Professor Poopsnagle]

Show her the business of the cock, holmes.

A girl who don't want no mouthwash better like it in stink. Word to Muhammad.

[Sky Blue Danny Kid]

Busting on her face is cool for aesthetic purposes, but I say nothing beats busting in a hot wet pussy.

Sure it is conventional, but if you time it so that you come right when she's coming, you get those muscle contractions that practically milk your cock.

[Art Vandelay]

i hate those muscle contractions. it feels like her pussy is checking the blood pressure in my cock. i don't like that feeling

[Sky Blue Danny Kid]

Originally Posted by Art Vandelay

i hate those muscle contractions. it feels like her pussy is checking the blood pressure in my cock. i don't like that feeling

Well, then, you, my friend, are a gay. Have fun spending an eternity in hell for your blasphemous thoughts, you sodomite.

God will punish your crimes against nature.

[Professor Poopsnagle]

I wish I could make a girl come, but I think my penis is too small.

[Sky Blue Danny Kid]

Originally Posted by iove

I wish I could make a girl come, but I think my penis is too small.

<Insert Generic Ironman Joke Here>

[11th Chamber]

Originally Posted by iove

I wish I could make a girl come, but I think my penis is too small.

CJ has your back

[DUMBO]

Originally Posted by LadiesLoveCoolDan

Busting on her face is cool for aesthetic purposes, but I say nothing beats busting in a hot wet pussy.

Sure it is conventional, but if you time it so that you come right when she's coming, you get those muscle contractions that practically milk your cock.

what's more dependable, her luscious lips and tongue milking your man-rod or your coin-toss, lottery ticket, hail mary of a method of timing her intricate and irrational orgasm with your clockwork spunk shot? that is why i have chosen the mouth. i make the bitch cum, give her a minute to recompose, and then skeet skeet where the tooth fairy is afraid to go.

[Sgt Holly Wood]

im the complete opposite

i hate bustin in the bitch mouth or face, the sight of semen anywhere around anyone's face makes me wanna vomit.. dunno why

i always do that shit inside the bitch pootang..

[drippie k]

theres nothing less gay than wanting to cum on a girls face

tell her all your friends on the wu-tang clan internet message board say so

[DUMBO]

i'll tell her that tonight when i squeeze one out on her grill, and the corp know the results of our discussion.