my gurlfriend asked me if i'm gay....

[Durag]

Good thread.

My girlfriend has big titis so i like busting on them, she doesnt like it on the face or in the mouth though.

Nutting in a bitch ear is the new thing. Shit trickles down her nose after.

[drippie k]

personally, i prefer bustin on a nice pair of ass cheeks

[beautifulrock]

Originally Posted by Durag

Good thread.

My girlfriend has big titis so i like busting on them, she doesnt like it on the face or in the mouth though.

Nutting in a bitch ear is the new thing. Shit trickles down her nose after.

I don't know. When I read the first post, my Spidey poker senses kicked in and i immediately thought the thread starter is lying.

Look, girls talk. They talk to each other about everything sensitive, especially sex, and although they may not like getting blasted in the face, they certainly would understand the porno-cultural statement of a pearl necklace to the grill. Any woman that would accuse you of being gay for wanting to blast on her motif is simply unrealistic, unreal, or living under a rock. Sexual openness is about crossing bridges in the culture, for example, in the late seventies and early eighties it was fashionable to have cousin It pubic hair, but then the nineties came and we went from triangles, to airstrips, to Brazilian nothingness in the blink of an eye. The eighties and nineties also saw a renaissance in the age of fellatio, as every young girl who reached sexual maturity saw it as a landmark in her development, and in an odd twist became a peer pressure talking point to the fact that everybody, especially teenage girls, was doing it.

Unfortunately for woman, we are currently in the seemingly unending renaissance of cunnilingus, as most men are too prideful to even do research or ask questions regarding a womans vagina, scientifically, the holy grail of sexuality (we still don't know enough). The mafia and other strong "men only" groups have permeated the culture with this nonsense taboo that pussy licking somehow makes you less of a man.

If you ask me, if you can't get a woman off, you aren't a man at all. You are Blackula.

Ah yes, my point. The where to put it argument is an old one, and while some woman can't stand the smell, texture, and taste of jizz, most have seen a porno and realize where a guy really wants it. (in their stomach)

[beautifulrock]

I think, more than anything, spelling girlfriend with a "U" makes you gay.

[ilzPotent]

[NAKHI the SOLORIAN]

Originally Posted by beautifulrock

I don't know. When I read the first post, my Spidey poker senses kicked in and i immediately thought the thread starter is lying.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha

Originally Posted by beautifulrock

If you ask me, if you can't get a woman off, you aren't a man at all. You are Blackula.

ahahahahhahahahahahahhaha


oh shit I almost fell out of the chair with these two wisecracks..........



nice way to enjoy this snow day...

[Durag]

[ilzPotent]

wtf? you googled that pic?


pfft weird.

Wait. Do men like seeing other men gizz? I need to know.

[NAKHI the SOLORIAN]

actually I like to see women jizz...


more so the crazy looks they give makes me crack up.........

[Durag]

Got it from skampoe's thread of awsome shit in the CC. Lots of jewles there.

[Charles Barry]

Busting in a girls mouth is a beautiful thing, one of life's true joys. When I see a woman I like, I'm usually thinking more about what my dick would feel like in her mouth instead of how it would be to fuck her. However, how can you not like busting while in the pussy? When that shit is feeling right, I'm not even trying to break rhythm. I'm trying to feel every inch of that pussy and bust my medicine inside that joint.

[snapple]

ohhh shit you know your girl is creeping when she calls you gay LOL

[NAKHI the SOLORIAN]

hahahahahahaa


iiiight I am out gotta brave this bad weather to pick up some money

[Senator C. Palantine]

Bussing in a girls ass is the realest shit.

Cos you get to see her run off to the bathroom, and you can just lie back and laugh.

Life jewell.

[DUMBO]

Originally Posted by beautifulrock

I don't know. When I read the first post, my Spidey poker senses kicked in and i immediately thought the thread starter is lying.

Look, girls talk. They talk to each other about everything sensitive, especially sex, and although they may not like getting blasted in the face, they certainly would understand the porno-cultural statement of a pearl necklace to the grill. Any woman that would accuse you of being gay for wanting to blast on her motif is simply unrealistic, unreal, or living under a rock. Sexual openness is about crossing bridges in the culture, for example, in the late seventies and early eighties it was fashionable to have cousin It pubic hair, but then the nineties came and we went from triangles, to airstrips, to Brazilian nothingness in the blink of an eye. The eighties and nineties also saw a renaissance in the age of fellatio, as every young girl who reached sexual maturity saw it as a landmark in her development, and in an odd twist became a peer pressure talking point to the fact that everybody, especially teenage girls, was doing it.

Unfortunately for woman, we are currently in the seemingly unending renaissance of cunnilingus, as most men are too prideful to even do research or ask questions regarding a womans vagina, scientifically, the holy grail of sexuality (we still don't know enough). The mafia and other strong "men only" groups have permeated the culture with this nonsense taboo that pussy licking somehow makes you less of a man.


Ah yes, my point. The where to put it argument is an old one, and while some woman can't stand the smell, texture, and taste of jizz, most have seen a porno and realize where a guy really wants it. (in their stomach)

she was raised in a religious cult and diddled as a child. she has friends but is too coy to discuss sex - she's is fun to fuck but decidedly prim and proper. the whole idea of porn makes her become irate. if she's seen porn before she probably ran out of the room before bussa buss performed.