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L~>1<~NKS · 01-27-2009, 06:12 PM

UR THOUGHTS?

snapple · 01-27-2009, 06:18 PM

ive had a bird shit on me before....sucks....i hate birds.....my car plenty of times...

but that guy got shitted on...2 times...on camera.....ouch...

Tage · 01-27-2009, 06:18 PM

hahahahaha... i didnt see that coming

but seriously, im like a bird.. always droppin fly shit

L~>1<~NKS · 01-27-2009, 06:55 PM

but really tho, a bird did shit on me (L~>1<~NKS)

not the news dood

it happend outside a subway 2day durin my lunch break

i didn't notice until about 1/2 hour later when I was checking if my hair was falling out. i felt sumthin wet when i saw it and said GOTDAMN FFFFUCKIN MOCKIN BIRDS!!!

it had to be them cuz they was allover my cypher - begging for me to thow them a piece a bread like they were quacks. Thankfully they werent pigeons... nasty ass birds

and no im not talkin bout WOMEN - ironic isn't it?

ur thoughts

Visionz · 01-27-2009, 07:02 PM

that video was fuckin funny

I've heard it was good luck to be shitted on by a bird but that was probably made up by some chinese dude that got shitted on about 2,000 years ago

NIKLZ · 01-27-2009, 07:10 PM

L~>1<~NKS · 01-27-2009, 07:45 PM

^^^

what are the odds ock

TAURO · 01-27-2009, 07:51 PM

Years ago I got shitted on by a whole flock of birds when I was in spain, the worst part about it was it happened in front of this chick I was trying to fuck. Everything was going sweet till we got caught under but she managed to get away in time. I had to run back and shower which just fucked up the momentum I had going with her and just ruined my day.

Professor Poopsnagle · 01-27-2009, 08:00 PM

A few weeks ago an albatross hit me in the face when I was riding my bike. It just flew into my cheek and left a scar. Also I fell off the bike and landed on my fist and broke two fingers.

Next time I see an albatross I will put lipstick on it's beak and ass fuck him till I like it. Which is never, because I don't having sex with animals.

JehovAllah · 01-27-2009, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by L1NKS

UR THOUGHTS?

hhahahahahahaha oh shit ahahahahaha i wasnt expectin the second drop lmao damn , sum say its good luck!

L~>1<~NKS · 01-27-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by iove

A few weeks ago an albatross hit me in the face when I was riding my bike. It just flew into my cheek and left a scar. Also I fell off the bike and landed on my fist and broke two fingers.

Next time I see an albatross I will put lipstick on it's beak and ass fuck him till I like it. Which is never, because I don't having sex with animals.

baaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaa

Tage · 01-27-2009, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by camoflaugeninja

^hahahahahaha

Art Vandelay · 01-27-2009, 10:08 PM

i don't understand, how is it ironic that you got shit on by a bird? i don't see the irony.

Sgt Holly Wood · 01-27-2009, 10:20 PM

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NIGHT MAYOR · 01-28-2009, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Visions Unseen

I've heard it was good luck to be shitted on by a bird

i think its only on your wedding day, and also when a bird shits on your new car.

01-27-2009, 06:12 PM	#1
L~>1<~NKS Magic Cities Noonsunn Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: CHANCLETERLANDIA Age: 63 Posts: 6,084 Rep Power: 20	Ironically...A Bird Shitted On Me 2day... UR THOUGHTS? __________________ \\\ Some [REAL] serious shit is going down... no theories, no debate - With the [Daze] we get through the [Maze], in the spectrum of [Haze] we see the thorugh the [Straynje] ///

01-27-2009, 06:18 PM	#2
snapple i think i'm high Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: on da wave~ Posts: 6,231 Rep Power: 22	ive had a bird shit on me before....sucks....i hate birds.....my car plenty of times... but that guy got shitted on...2 times...on camera.....ouch... __________________ Realness

01-27-2009, 06:18 PM	#3
Tage John W. Henry Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: U.K. Age: 25 Posts: 6,570 Rep Power: 32	hahahahaha... i didnt see that coming but seriously, im like a bird.. always droppin fly shit __________________

01-27-2009, 06:55 PM	#4
L~>1<~NKS Magic Cities Noonsunn Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: CHANCLETERLANDIA Age: 63 Posts: 6,084 Rep Power: 20	but really tho, a bird did shit on me (L~>1<~NKS) not the news dood it happend outside a subway 2day durin my lunch break i didn't notice until about 1/2 hour later when I was checking if my hair was falling out. i felt sumthin wet when i saw it and said GOTDAMN FFFFUCKIN MOCKIN BIRDS!!! it had to be them cuz they was allover my cypher - begging for me to thow them a piece a bread like they were quacks. Thankfully they werent pigeons... nasty ass birds and no im not talkin bout WOMEN - ironic isn't it? ur thoughts __________________ \\\ Some [REAL] serious shit is going down... no theories, no debate - With the [Daze] we get through the [Maze], in the spectrum of [Haze] we see the thorugh the [Straynje] ///

01-27-2009, 07:02 PM	#5
Visionz The People's Champ Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 34 Posts: 13,663 Rep Power: 48	that video was fuckin funny I've heard it was good luck to be shitted on by a bird but that was probably made up by some chinese dude that got shitted on about 2,000 years ago __________________ Support the Real. Click HERE

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01-27-2009, 07:45 PM	#7
L~>1<~NKS Magic Cities Noonsunn Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: CHANCLETERLANDIA Age: 63 Posts: 6,084 Rep Power: 20	^^^ what are the odds ock __________________ \\\ Some [REAL] serious shit is going down... no theories, no debate - With the [Daze] we get through the [Maze], in the spectrum of [Haze] we see the thorugh the [Straynje] ///

01-27-2009, 07:51 PM	#8
TAURO El Don of this shit Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the minds of women everywhere Age: 32 Posts: 16,094 Rep Power: 60	Years ago I got shitted on by a whole flock of birds when I was in spain, the worst part about it was it happened in front of this chick I was trying to fuck. Everything was going sweet till we got caught under but she managed to get away in time. I had to run back and shower which just fucked up the momentum I had going with her and just ruined my day. __________________ "I pledge allegiance to the hip hop" Method Man

01-27-2009, 08:00 PM	#9
Professor Poopsnagle Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Amsterdam Age: 28 Posts: 5,373 Rep Power: 0	A few weeks ago an albatross hit me in the face when I was riding my bike. It just flew into my cheek and left a scar. Also I fell off the bike and landed on my fist and broke two fingers. Next time I see an albatross I will put lipstick on it's beak and ass fuck him till I like it. Which is never, because I don't having sex with animals.

01-27-2009, 10:08 PM	#13
Art Vandelay Importer/Exporter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 1344 Queens Blvd. (with my parents) Posts: 13,677 Rep Power: 72	i don't understand, how is it ironic that you got shit on by a bird? i don't see the irony. __________________

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