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I banged a chick in Vegas and took pictures! (Pics included!)
I was kickin it at some fancy shmancy club in Las Vegas and i saw this FFYYYNNNEEE ass honey with green eyes, brown hair, and smokin' body just sitting down. I approached her and asked her for one dance.
Next thing you know, the God is tongue wrestling with this German princess in the VIP section. She didn't speak English and was maaadd drunk!!!  We both get REAALLY fucked up and we catch a cab back to my place at the MGM! (No, Rae nor Ghost were nowhere in sight.) I open the door and grabbed this young honey by the thighs and slammed her on the bed. We did some licking, nibbling, biting. We then tried banging for a bit but i was so drunk i couldn't get hard! It was like trying to push string cheese through a donut! But a couple hours later while she was sleeping next to me, I got sober and tapped it while she was passed out!! The God strikes again!!!!! I then stole her panties in the morning and kicked that bitch out the room! BBAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! SUUU!!!!!!!! 
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01-28-2009, 09:16 PM
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01-28-2009, 09:18 PM
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 Sad but True... cool thread though
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01-28-2009, 09:22 PM
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(I forgot to mention i didn't slap a raincoat on my hairy mutt, but when you're in the zone, you're in the zone!)
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01-28-2009, 09:25 PM
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How much did she run you?? i heard some escorts can get pricey in Vegas.
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01-28-2009, 09:27 PM
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^^Haha, very funny Dr. Jones! Very funny!
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01-28-2009, 09:41 PM
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01-28-2009, 10:08 PM
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Great story!
 Was the pussy good?
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01-28-2009, 10:23 PM
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yo best thread in GD right now.....lol you stupid!.....oh snap good stuff...
" (I forgot to mention i didn't slap a raincoat on my hairy mutt, but when you're in the zone, you're in the zone!) " wasn't she passed out you grimeball LOL...
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01-28-2009, 10:25 PM
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It would be even better if it was a true story.
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LMAO at ironman! AHAHAhahha!
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hhhhahahahahahahahaahhahaaa
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