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KERZO · 02-02-2009, 03:44 PM

dude likes to get high, so what...I wonder if him his other swimmer friends see who can smoke a blunt down to the lips first and they get to keep a gold medal off of someone for the prize,lmfao

snapple · 02-02-2009, 06:22 PM

yo this was front page news....FRONT PAGE NEWS....fuck is that

drippie k · 02-02-2009, 07:18 PM

he shouldn't even apolagize...he should just be like "yeah, i'm high right now bitch AND WHAT...see my gold medal?...i said SEE MY GOLD FUCKIN MEDAL??...lets go half on a sack"

MAYOR QUIMBY · 02-02-2009, 08:13 PM

I'm a college swimmer. Been swimming since freshman year of high school. Almost every cat i know on my teams through the years blazes at least once in a while.

Phelps is 22, a mutli-millionare, and can get any young bitch he wants. WTF do you expect the cat to do? Go to church while he's not swimming?!

prof zooruka · 02-02-2009, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drippie k

he shouldn't even apolagize...he should just be like "yeah, i'm high right now bitch AND WHAT...see my gold medal?...i said SEE MY GOLD FUCKIN MEDAL??...lets go half on a sack"

hahaha lets go half on a sack lmao

phelps should just get on t.v quote yeah i smoke weed and in the words of snoop spit ....."muthaf*cka I got 5 on a 20 sack"

peace

prof zooruka · 02-02-2009, 08:18 PM

theoretically everyone should blaze !

peace

JehovAllah · 02-03-2009, 11:58 AM

THIS IA HE SHOULD HAVE SAID INSTEAD OF APPOLIOGIZING LIKE A AUSSIE FAG

Dear America,

I take it back. I don’t apologize.

Because you know what? It’s none of your goddamned business. I work my ass off 10 months a year. It’s that hard work that gave you all those gooey feelings of patriotism last summer. If during my brief window of down time I want to relax, enjoy myself, and partake of a substance that’s a hell of a lot less bad for me than alcohol, tobacco, or, frankly, most of the prescription drugs most of you are taking, well, you can spare me the lecture.

I put myself through hell. I make my body do things nature never really intended us to endure. All world-class athletes do. We do it because you love to watch us push ourselves as far as we can possibly go. Some of us get hurt. Sometimes permanently. You’re watching the Super Bowl tonight. You’re watching 300 pound men smash each while running at full speed, in full pads. You know what the average life expectancy of an NFL player is? Fifty-five. That’s about 20 years shorter than your average non-NFL player. Yet you watch. And cheer. And you jump up spill your beer when a linebacker lays out a wide receiver on a crossing route across the middle. The harder he gets hit, the louder and more enthusiastically you scream.

Yet you all get bent out of shape when Ricky Williams, or I, or Josh Howard smoke a little dope to relax. Why? Because the idiots you’ve elected to make your laws have, without a shred of evidence, beat it into your head that smoking marijuana is something akin to drinking antifreeze, and done only by dirty hippies and sex offenders.

You’ll have to pardon my cynicism. But I call bullshit. You don’t give a damn about my health. You just get a voyeuristic thrill from watching an elite athlete fall from grace–all the better if you get to exercise a little moral righteousness in the process. And it’s hypocritical righteousness at that, given that 40 percent of you have tried pot at least once in your lives.

Here’s a crazy thought: If I can smoke a little dope and go on to win 14 Olympic gold medals, maybe pot smokers aren’t doomed to lives of couch surfing and video games, as our moronic government would have us believe. In fact, the list of successful pot smokers includes not just world class athletes like me, Howard, Williams, and others, it includes Nobel Prize winners, Pulitzer Prize winners, the last three U.S. presidents, several Supreme Court justices, and luminaries and success stories from all sectors of business and the arts, sciences, and humanities.

So go ahead. Ban me from the next Olympics. Yank my endorsement deals. Stick your collective noses in the air and get all indignant on me. While you’re at it, keep arresting cancer and AIDS patients who dare to smoke the stuff because it deadens their pain, or enables them to eat. Keep sending in goon squads to kick down doors and shoot little old ladies, maim innocent toddlers, handcuff elderly post-polio patients to their beds at gunpoint, and slaughter the family pet.

Tell you what. I’ll make you a deal. I’ll apologize for smoking pot when every politician who ever did drugs and then voted to uphold or strengthen the drug laws marches his ass off to the nearest federal prison to serve out the sentence he wants to impose on everyone else for committing the same crimes he committed. I’ll apologize when the sons, daughters, and nephews of powerful politicians who get caught possessing or dealing drugs in the frat house or prep school get the same treatment as the no-name, probably black kid caught on the corner or the front stoop doing the same thing.

Until then, I for one will have none of it. I smoked pot. I liked it. I’ll probably do it again. I refuse to apologize for it, because by apologizing I help perpetuate this stupid lie, this idea that what someone puts into his own body on his own time is any of the government’s damned business. Or any of yours. I’m not going to bend over and allow myself to be propaganda for this wasteful, ridiculous, immoral war.

Go ahead and tear me down if you like. But let’s see you rationalize in your next lame ONDCP commercial how the greatest motherfucking swimmer the world has ever seen...is also a proud pot smoker.

Yours,

Michael Phelps

drippie k · 02-03-2009, 06:49 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^high^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Twiztid-Wutang · 02-03-2009, 06:50 PM

My man was like:

''Fuck them medals, I gots the sticky icky''

the silencer · 02-03-2009, 06:57 PM

i wonder how much the dude who snapped the pic got for it...he probably made a killing on that shit..

Ghost In The 'Lac · 02-03-2009, 07:16 PM

^tru

HE HAS EARNT THE RIGHT TO DO A LIL WEED!!!!

the guy just worked his ass off for like years and won 9 gold medals, he can do what he likes

JehovAllah · 02-03-2009, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the silencer

i wonder how much the dude who snapped the pic got for it...he probably made a killing on that shit..

I BET HE WAS EUROPEAN AND DID FOR FREE FOR THE LOVE OF THE ART

THE SNITCHIN ART

Longbongcilvaringz · 02-04-2009, 03:04 AM

I think it's fairly likely he was not european, and was in fact, American.

Probably a Puerto Rican.

diggy · 02-04-2009, 03:07 AM

Word is getting around that he may be charged.

diggy · 02-05-2009, 08:18 PM

Michael will be suspended for 3 months from swimming at his university.

I heard it on the news.

02-02-2009, 03:44 PM	#16
KERZO ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀ Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: ⌛ Posts: 7,866 Rep Power: 35	dude likes to get high, so what...I wonder if him his other swimmer friends see who can smoke a blunt down to the lips first and they get to keep a gold medal off of someone for the prize,lmfao __________________

02-02-2009, 06:22 PM	#17
snapple i think i'm high Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: on da wave~ Posts: 6,231 Rep Power: 21	yo this was front page news....FRONT PAGE NEWS....fuck is that __________________ Realness

02-02-2009, 07:18 PM	#18
drippie k este sitio es una mierda Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: cadiz, spain...portland, oregon Age: 25 Posts: 4,089 Rep Power: 17	he shouldn't even apolagize...he should just be like "yeah, i'm high right now bitch AND WHAT...see my gold medal?...i said SEE MY GOLD FUCKIN MEDAL??...lets go half on a sack" __________________ cash rules. still don't nothin move but the money

02-02-2009, 08:18 PM	#21
prof zooruka . Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,801 Rep Power: 16	theoretically everyone should blaze ! peace __________________ "Love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your strength, and with all your mind' and "Love your neighbor as you love yourself." - Luke 10:27

02-03-2009, 11:58 AM	#22
JehovAllah -Skampoe- Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: I BE WHERE IM @ Age: 32 Posts: 42,920 Rep Power: 194	THIS IA HE SHOULD HAVE SAID INSTEAD OF APPOLIOGIZING LIKE A AUSSIE FAG Dear America, I take it back. I don’t apologize. Because you know what? It’s none of your goddamned business. I work my ass off 10 months a year. It’s that hard work that gave you all those gooey feelings of patriotism last summer. If during my brief window of down time I want to relax, enjoy myself, and partake of a substance that’s a hell of a lot less bad for me than alcohol, tobacco, or, frankly, most of the prescription drugs most of you are taking, well, you can spare me the lecture. I put myself through hell. I make my body do things nature never really intended us to endure. All world-class athletes do. We do it because you love to watch us push ourselves as far as we can possibly go. Some of us get hurt. Sometimes permanently. You’re watching the Super Bowl tonight. You’re watching 300 pound men smash each while running at full speed, in full pads. You know what the average life expectancy of an NFL player is? Fifty-five. That’s about 20 years shorter than your average non-NFL player. Yet you watch. And cheer. And you jump up spill your beer when a linebacker lays out a wide receiver on a crossing route across the middle. The harder he gets hit, the louder and more enthusiastically you scream. Yet you all get bent out of shape when Ricky Williams, or I, or Josh Howard smoke a little dope to relax. Why? Because the idiots you’ve elected to make your laws have, without a shred of evidence, beat it into your head that smoking marijuana is something akin to drinking antifreeze, and done only by dirty hippies and sex offenders. You’ll have to pardon my cynicism. But I call bullshit. You don’t give a damn about my health. You just get a voyeuristic thrill from watching an elite athlete fall from grace–all the better if you get to exercise a little moral righteousness in the process. And it’s hypocritical righteousness at that, given that 40 percent of you have tried pot at least once in your lives. Here’s a crazy thought: If I can smoke a little dope and go on to win 14 Olympic gold medals, maybe pot smokers aren’t doomed to lives of couch surfing and video games, as our moronic government would have us believe. In fact, the list of successful pot smokers includes not just world class athletes like me, Howard, Williams, and others, it includes Nobel Prize winners, Pulitzer Prize winners, the last three U.S. presidents, several Supreme Court justices, and luminaries and success stories from all sectors of business and the arts, sciences, and humanities. So go ahead. Ban me from the next Olympics. Yank my endorsement deals. Stick your collective noses in the air and get all indignant on me. While you’re at it, keep arresting cancer and AIDS patients who dare to smoke the stuff because it deadens their pain, or enables them to eat. Keep sending in goon squads to kick down doors and shoot little old ladies, maim innocent toddlers, handcuff elderly post-polio patients to their beds at gunpoint, and slaughter the family pet. Tell you what. I’ll make you a deal. I’ll apologize for smoking pot when every politician who ever did drugs and then voted to uphold or strengthen the drug laws marches his ass off to the nearest federal prison to serve out the sentence he wants to impose on everyone else for committing the same crimes he committed. I’ll apologize when the sons, daughters, and nephews of powerful politicians who get caught possessing or dealing drugs in the frat house or prep school get the same treatment as the no-name, probably black kid caught on the corner or the front stoop doing the same thing. Until then, I for one will have none of it. I smoked pot. I liked it. I’ll probably do it again. I refuse to apologize for it, because by apologizing I help perpetuate this stupid lie, this idea that what someone puts into his own body on his own time is any of the government’s damned business. Or any of yours. I’m not going to bend over and allow myself to be propaganda for this wasteful, ridiculous, immoral war. Go ahead and tear me down if you like. But let’s see you rationalize in your next lame ONDCP commercial how the greatest motherfucking swimmer the world has ever seen...is also a proud pot smoker. Yours, Michael Phelps __________________

02-02-2009, 08:13 PM	#19
MAYOR QUIMBY Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Francisco, USA. Posts: 4,594 Rep Power: 23	I'm a college swimmer. Been swimming since freshman year of high school. Almost every cat i know on my teams through the years blazes at least once in a while. Phelps is 22, a mutli-millionare, and can get any young bitch he wants. WTF do you expect the cat to do? Go to church while he's not swimming?!

02-03-2009, 06:49 PM	#23
drippie k este sitio es una mierda Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: cadiz, spain...portland, oregon Age: 25 Posts: 4,089 Rep Power: 17	^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^high^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ __________________ cash rules. still don't nothin move but the money

02-03-2009, 06:50 PM	#24
Twiztid-Wutang Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Buffalo,NY Age: 30 Posts: 947 Rep Power: 12	My man was like: ''Fuck them medals, I gots the sticky icky'' __________________

02-03-2009, 06:57 PM	#25
the silencer king disguised as beggar. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: i roam the earth's surface Age: 27 Posts: 6,613 Rep Power: 32	i wonder how much the dude who snapped the pic got for it...he probably made a killing on that shit.. __________________

02-03-2009, 07:16 PM	#26
Ghost In The 'Lac crushed out heavenly Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 20,420 Rep Power: 65	^tru HE HAS EARNT THE RIGHT TO DO A LIL WEED!!!! the guy just worked his ass off for like years and won 9 gold medals, he can do what he likes __________________ ....2m22s.......

02-04-2009, 03:04 AM	#28
Longbongcilvaringz . Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 23,131 Rep Power: 94	I think it's fairly likely he was not european, and was in fact, American. Probably a Puerto Rican. __________________

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