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Old 02-16-2009, 09:22 AM   #1
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This is the official thread for sharing real shit that you've done.

None of that fake shit.

Just that real shit.

Build, faggits......



Once as a joke I hid my friends new bike behind a bus stop so he'd think it had been stolen. After about 10 minutes of him panicking, I told him what I'd done. Much laughter ensued as we went to fetch his bike back. But it had been stolen fo real.

Real Shit.
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:35 AM   #2
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the fakest faggot nigga on this site talkin about ''real shit''? now thats funny shit!
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:38 AM   #3
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Faggit.

Did you read this shit?

I hid my friends BRAND NEW BIKE behind a PISS SOAKED BUS STOP!!!!

And your claiming im not real?

Fuck you talking about. faggit!

Go giggle at a photoshop, faggit!

This thread is fo' the real, faggit!
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:41 AM   #4
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My friends were playing catch or some shit, I don't know, but I stole their ball when they weren't looking'. Went to the bushes and pissed on it. Then I gave back to them.
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:43 AM   #5
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My friends were playing catch or some shit, I don't know, but I stole their ball when they weren't looking'. Went to the bushes and pissed on it. Then I gave back to them.

The Above Post Is Senator C. Palantine Approved 'Real Shit'.
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Faggit.

Did you read this shit?

I hid my friends BRAND NEW BIKE behind a PISS SOAKED BUS STOP!!!!

And your claiming im not real?

Fuck you talking about. faggit!

Go giggle at a photoshop, faggit!

This thread is fo' the real, faggit!
this act of faggotry towards a friend of urs doesnt make u REAL! theres the real niggaz''ME'', and theres the bitch niggaz''U''!!
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:48 AM   #7
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looks like Jigsaw hid your bike, and trainers, at birth.

Faggit.
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:54 AM   #8
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i was young as hell and this bitch we was supposed to be doin business with was playin this fuckin game with me. when the ho was sleeping i had her keys copied and when i knew her stank hooker ass wasnt gonna be home i broke into her house and went in all the drawers and everything lookin for any money or anything since she owed me. aint found a fuckin dime but i found some papers sayin that shes diagnosed with schizophrenia or some shit we had to drop this crazy bitch she just wasnt worth fuckin with
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:55 AM   #9
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i was young as hell and this bitch we was supposed to be doin business with was playin this fuckin game with me. when the ho was sleeping i had her keys copied and when i knew her stank hooker ass wasnt gonna be home i broke into her house and went in all the drawers and everything lookin for any money or anything since she owed me. aint found a fuckin dime but i found some papers sayin that shes diagnosed with schizophrenia or some shit we had to drop this crazy bitch she just wasnt worth fuckin with

Real Shit.

Skampoe, diabetes doesn't count as real shit.
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Old 02-16-2009, 10:08 AM   #10
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I was trying on some pants at the H&M and a 6 year old girl walked in the changing room and took my shoe. I quickly pulled up my pants and chased her though the store. I got my shoe back though, but shit was embarrassing.
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Old 02-16-2009, 10:20 AM   #11
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once during and oral sex session by a resident head doctor (oh yea boys...she's female too..) i discovered the head doctors refusal to injest the semen. I therefore flipped her over and busted on her feet. She limped back into her house. She thinks my name is Darren till this day.


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Old 02-16-2009, 10:23 AM   #12
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This thread is ridiculously real.

Even Skampopoe the snitch couldn't de-real this shit.

Good work, faggits.
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Old 02-16-2009, 10:24 AM   #13
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I once saw i girl drenched in cocaine getting fingered (3 fingers) butt naked in a wu-tang pose..and it was somebodies wife.... i'll post pictures and a video as soon as my friend sends them. It's the grimiest shit you've ever seen.


I once convinced 2 sisters to dyke out, it was less arousing then it sounds and then i assumed it would be cause i kept thinking "jesus...they're grew up together"..mind you they were fiercly whorey.


I once clobbered a faggot cause he had like 9 zebra cakes on his tray and wouldn't give me one. For some reason i thought i was justified at the time but looking back at it, it was totally my fault. He told me to get the fuck away and i just started clobbering the queer. Niggas was hungry. Shit got real.


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Old 02-16-2009, 10:27 AM   #14
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I once boned a ho on the strength of being in a famous English band.

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Old 02-16-2009, 10:32 AM   #15
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