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cutn' heads · 02-16-2009, 12:06 PM

real wreckonize real

KERZO · 02-16-2009, 12:11 PM

Another one...

"Back when i had a paperrun when i was 14, I didnt like the owner of the little newsagent (his name was Stan Forest,hhaha) so i thought I'd rob his ass for not paying us what he told us.

The golden oportunity came when his retarded son told us that stan had went on holiday for the weekend and our eyes lit up.

There was a taxi rank right next door to the newsagent and i knew they had a spare key to the place so i just walked in and said i was to have the key so i could do 'some stuff' (my exact words,lmao) and they just gave me the key.

We broke in, stole all the cash, i pissed all over his cd/tape player, my mate 'bean' done a shit on his table and slammed a latch table door on it,hahahhahaha He then wrote on the wall in shit "STAN, YOUR BUSINESS IS SHIT" <-----RAW REALNESS!!

We then phoned porn lines and said we just wanted the girls to talk for as long as possible but we were gonna stay quiet then fucked off and left the phone bill to sky rocket..hahahahahhaa

i obviously didnt go back but we stole about £300 and bought tons of alcohol and weed (remember, we were only 14,hahahhahahaha)"

REAL

TSA · 02-16-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by FERMI PARADOX

Damn, thats really real wolf.

Ok i can be real up in here...I'll drop more jewels as i try and overcome my memory deficiency

When i was 15 we broke into my local school and got my mate (aptly nicknamed 'Bean') to run around the halls naked and climb onto the roof and jump off simply because he was nuts enough to do it...the funny part is that we stole his clothes and he had to return home covering his 'family jewels' with an empty packet of crisps...

ITS THAT REAL!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, all this from the dude that copped out of pussy due to a coke head wigger....Your family are gonna kick your arse if they heard what happened!!!

Buildin....

i think they would kick my ass if it happened due to the quality or the women as human beings.

Tectrus Moa · 02-16-2009, 12:29 PM

I saw a man jump from an eight story window and survived.

He was running from the police. He ran in an apartment building, up the stairs. He got cornered by the police and he just jumped from the eighth floor and landed on high grass. He just got up and started running again. The police caught him, though.

SHRAP · 02-16-2009, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by FERMI PARADOX

£300

wait youre a eurofag? thought u was american

cutn' heads · 02-16-2009, 12:35 PM

when i was 13 i was forced to go live with my grandparents in "da hood". i would ride a bus to the burbs everyday to go to school. i was waiting for the bus one morning when this crackhead bitch came up and asked me if i wanted a blowjob. i told her i only $3, my lunch money. she said that was fine and took me behind this shopping center. i came in about 4 mins. then got on the bus and went to school with a wet dick. i didn't get lunch that day but it the first sexual experience of my life... the realness...

SHRAP · 02-16-2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cutn' heads

i was 21, chillin' at home, alone, high on heroin and coke, watching some tv. my lil' brothers friend, a 16 year old girl, and her step-sister,17, came knocking on the door. she said she wanted her sister to meet me because i was "hot". so i invited them both inside and we ended up in my room listening to music. all a sudden the 17 started kissing on me so i kissed back and began groping. then the 16 jumped in and started kissing on me too. i asked if they wanted fuck and they said yes. awesome, right? no. when high on heroin, or any opiates, it is extremely difficult to get an erection. even with these two topless, tight bodied teenage girls grabbing and kissing on my junk, i was limp like a wet noodle. there was nothing i could do. i was cursing god and crying inside. they both left. i later nailed the 17, but the thought of what could have been still haunts me...

fake shit

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutn' heads

when i was 13 i was forced to go live with my grandparents in "da hood". i would ride a bus to the burbs everyday to go to school. i was waiting for the bus one morning when this crackhead bitch came up and asked me if i wanted a blowjob. i told her i only $3, my lunch money. she said that was fine and took me behind this shopping center. i came in about 4 mins. then got on the bus and went to school with a wet dick. i didn't get lunch that day but it the first sexual experience of my life... the realness...

real shit

KERZO · 02-16-2009, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHRAP

wait youre a eurofag? thought u was american

hahahahaha are you dumb? (it's rhetorical, don't answer)

skampoe has been slagging me for living in scotland for about 4 months now,lol

JehovAllah · 02-16-2009, 12:47 PM

lol no offense^

cutn' heads · 02-16-2009, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SHRAP

fake shit

real shit

i wish it was fake... every now and then i will rub one out thinking about that day, but minus the dysfunction. realness...

SHRAP · 02-16-2009, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutn' heads

i wish it was fake... every now and then i will rub one out thinking about that day, but minus the dysfunction. realness...

i didnt mean u made the shit up, i mean it aint real enough to be classified as real shit.

i mean fuck, just look at the first line

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i was 21, chillin' at home, alone, high on heroin and coke, watching some tv.

cutn' heads · 02-16-2009, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHRAP

i didnt mean u made the shit up, i mean it aint real enough to be classified as real shit.

i mean fuck, just look at the first line

i'm not saying i condone that shit. i been clean for 8 years. but that shit is as real as it gets. i been to prison over that shit, you saying that's not real? you wouldn't survive im my world...

SHRAP · 02-16-2009, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutn' heads

i'm not saying i condone that shit. i been clean for 8 years. but that shit is as real as it gets. i been to prison over that shit, you saying that's not real? you wouldn't survive im my world...

u wouldnt survive in your world bitch, u was a drug addict, bitch i was the one gettin paid off punks like u who cant handle reality so u give me all your money for some worthless shit that does nothing but kill u

cutn' heads · 02-16-2009, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHRAP

u wouldnt survive in your world bitch, u was a drug addict, bitch i was the one gettin paid off punks like u who cant handle reality so u give me all your money for some worthless shit that does nothing but kill u

lol, you's a sensetive lil' motherfucker, huh? who said i was an addict? anyways, that's not the point here and i won't argue with a canadian on the internet about "realness"... lol.

SHRAP · 02-16-2009, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutn' heads

lol, you's a sensetive lil' motherfucker, huh? who said i was an addict? anyways, that's not the point here and i won't argue with a canadian on the internet about "realness"... lol.

whos sensitive ho, im not the faggot thats shooting heroin to kill the pain of daddy fucking him in his ass. queer

02-16-2009, 12:11 PM	#32
KERZO ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀ Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: ⌛ Posts: 7,866 Rep Power: 35	Another one... "Back when i had a paperrun when i was 14, I didnt like the owner of the little newsagent (his name was Stan Forest,hhaha) so i thought I'd rob his ass for not paying us what he told us. The golden oportunity came when his retarded son told us that stan had went on holiday for the weekend and our eyes lit up. There was a taxi rank right next door to the newsagent and i knew they had a spare key to the place so i just walked in and said i was to have the key so i could do 'some stuff' (my exact words,lmao) and they just gave me the key. We broke in, stole all the cash, i pissed all over his cd/tape player, my mate 'bean' done a shit on his table and slammed a latch table door on it,hahahhahaha He then wrote on the wall in shit "STAN, YOUR BUSINESS IS SHIT" <-----RAW REALNESS!! We then phoned porn lines and said we just wanted the girls to talk for as long as possible but we were gonna stay quiet then fucked off and left the phone bill to sky rocket..hahahahahhaa i obviously didnt go back but we stole about £300 and bought tons of alcohol and weed (remember, we were only 14,hahahhahahaha)" REAL __________________

02-16-2009, 12:47 PM	#39
JehovAllah -Skampoe- Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: I BE WHERE IM @ Age: 32 Posts: 42,918 Rep Power: 194	lol no offense^ __________________

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02-16-2009, 12:06 PM	#31
cutn' heads mic fury Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,416 Rep Power: 22	real wreckonize real

02-16-2009, 12:29 PM	#34
Tectrus Moa {-_-} Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 26 Posts: 7,990 Rep Power: 37	I saw a man jump from an eight story window and survived. He was running from the police. He ran in an apartment building, up the stairs. He got cornered by the police and he just jumped from the eighth floor and landed on high grass. He just got up and started running again. The police caught him, though.

02-16-2009, 12:35 PM	#36
cutn' heads mic fury Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,416 Rep Power: 22	when i was 13 i was forced to go live with my grandparents in "da hood". i would ride a bus to the burbs everyday to go to school. i was waiting for the bus one morning when this crackhead bitch came up and asked me if i wanted a blowjob. i told her i only $3, my lunch money. she said that was fine and took me behind this shopping center. i came in about 4 mins. then got on the bus and went to school with a wet dick. i didn't get lunch that day but it the first sexual experience of my life... the realness...