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Old 03-05-2009, 01:34 AM   #1
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A non-living one that is.

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Old 03-05-2009, 01:36 AM   #2
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Yeah heaps.

I used them to masturbate.

Anymore info?
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Old 03-05-2009, 01:41 AM   #3
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Well, what sort of aids? Fake cunts? Blow up dolls? Vibrating mermaid auto-stroker vaginas? etc. Were you pleased with your purchases?
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Old 03-05-2009, 01:44 AM   #4
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Prosthetic hands.
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Old 03-05-2009, 01:45 AM   #5
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Oh, and yes, i am very pleased.

Shelled out a little more than some people might find reasonable, but i think i have got value for money out of the purchase.

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Old 03-05-2009, 01:45 AM   #6
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hahahahahahahaha!


where you been pat?
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Old 03-05-2009, 01:46 AM   #7
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I bought a FleshLight about a year ago. Wore it down to the bone. (The FleshLight that is.)
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Old 03-05-2009, 01:52 AM   #8
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You can buy replacement skins man.
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Old 03-05-2009, 02:06 AM   #9
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hahaha, i never found my hand that bad, maybe you guys are doing it wrong.
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Old 03-05-2009, 02:07 AM   #10
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That's what i thought also.

How wrong, you and i, were.
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Old 03-05-2009, 02:16 AM   #11
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i fucked with hand lotion once or twice, (pardon the pun) left my pubes in a mess.
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Old 03-05-2009, 03:23 AM   #12
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My penis is looking rather the worse for wear after many years of frequent, prolonged, violent masturbation, and I need to obtain a masturbation aid which will allow me to continue pursuing my rich masturbation practices with minimal impairment to my penis.

Anybody got any suggestions?
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Old 03-05-2009, 04:08 AM   #13
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Old 03-05-2009, 04:17 AM   #14
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Old 03-05-2009, 12:08 PM   #15
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My penis is looking rather the worse for wear after many years of frequent, prolonged, violent masturbation, and I need to obtain a masturbation aid which will allow me to continue pursuing my rich masturbation practices with minimal impairment to my penis.

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lmao nice
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