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aka Loc Daddy Supreme
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Australia
Age: 30
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A non-living one that is.
Tell us about it.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 23,120
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Yeah heaps.
I used them to masturbate. Anymore info?
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aka Loc Daddy Supreme
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Australia
Age: 30
Posts: 2,956
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Well, what sort of aids? Fake cunts? Blow up dolls? Vibrating mermaid auto-stroker vaginas? etc. Were you pleased with your purchases?
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Prosthetic hands.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Oh, and yes, i am very pleased.
Shelled out a little more than some people might find reasonable, but i think i have got value for money out of the purchase.
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Springfield
Posts: 14,228
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hahahahahahahaha!
where you been pat?
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco, USA.
Posts: 4,594
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I bought a FleshLight about a year ago. Wore it down to the bone. (The FleshLight that is.)
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 23,120
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You can buy replacement skins man.
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tha VIKING gawd
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: no. 1428
Age: 29
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hahaha, i never found my hand that bad, maybe you guys are doing it wrong.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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That's what i thought also.
How wrong, you and i, were.
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tha VIKING gawd
Join Date: Sep 2005
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i fucked with hand lotion once or twice, (pardon the pun) left my pubes in a mess.
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aka Loc Daddy Supreme
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Australia
Age: 30
Posts: 2,956
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My penis is looking rather the worse for wear after many years of frequent, prolonged, violent masturbation, and I need to obtain a masturbation aid which will allow me to continue pursuing my rich masturbation practices with minimal impairment to my penis.
Anybody got any suggestions?
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Sydney,Australia
Age: 26
Posts: 7,117
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anybody close to a cemetary?
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: London, UK
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Quote:
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