WINNER---->Locust Vs. The Funky Drunk

[the funky drunk]

aiight man , i challenged , so i'll drop 1st

5 bars

peace and good luck

[Locust]

cool i gotta go soon so lets make the time limit less than an hour aight?

[the funky drunk]

aiight man , i'll drop in the next 10 minutes or so

[the funky drunk]

Locust is spittin wack but im simply spectacular
you only get girls on the web , like a pimpin tarantula

i drop hot scriptures like pirophobic librarians
ya cant handle my vocab as it cracks ya cranium

the only way your gettin head is when i hand yours to ya
after i rip it from ya neck and attack like zab judah

Locust? another rapper claiming to be the dopest
ill erode this locust and smoke him upon my roachclip

i inject with a rep and collect my respect
locust's slogan-'if the stakes is against me expect me to jet'

lol .. that was mad rushed , s'all love tho , your turn my man

[Locust]

Don't expect me to jet, you know i'll fight for days
This dude just thinks he's fly 'cause rhymes are plain
You better stop dissing a G, you'll be missing some teeth
How could you be drunk when all you're sipping is tea?
Listen to me, i'll be easy on you, so don't be scared
When your homies there, i'll amBush you like Tony Blair
I'm a carnivore, I don't want peas I want beef, punk
Fuck shoes, I stole more souls than Al Bundy wants
You're crazy but down to earth like a bungee jump
Funky Drunk doesn't want to hit me like a lumpy cunt

[the funky drunk]

haha aww props man that was fire , nice work

we need votes now

[the funky drunk]

thanks for voting fam , much love

yeah was a good battle wasnt it? lol

1-0 , in locusts favour

keep votin peeps

[hazidus hitman]

funky drunk takes it for me.
wordplay=funky drunk
vocab=funky drunk
punches=tie (both good and unique)
flow=funky drunk

good battle to both. i just found funky had better flows and made more sense, missiles were direct to tha target and punches were phat.

[Locust]

yea FD was better than i expected, thanks for the votes yall keep em coming

1-1

wow that was nice

Flow= Locust
Wrdply=fd
punches= locust
vocab= fd

i think locust took it tho better punches

1

[Locust]

peace 2-1 in my favour

uppin'

[Classic]

Locust is spittin wack but im simply spectacular
you only get girls on the web , like a pimpin tarantula
(Spectacular and Tranatula didn't rhyme to me. End rhyme is very important! But some good wordplay. Half-decent opener.)
i drop hot scriptures like pirophobic librarians
ya cant handle my vocab as it cracks ya cranium
(Another bad end-rhyme here. And some braggin'. Half-decent punch here.)
the only way your gettin head is when i hand yours to ya
after i rip it from ya neck and attack like zab judah
(Finally, a punch I like to see. Good punch here.)
Locust? another rapper claiming to be the dopest
ill erode this locust and smoke him upon my roachclip
(Now this was nice. Wordplay on the name. Dope punch.)
i inject with a rep and collect my respect
locust's slogan-'if the stakes is against me expect me to jet'
(Bragging, fixed up wit second line. Decent closer.)



Don't expect me to jet, you know i'll fight for days
This dude just thinks he's fly 'cause rhymes are plain
(Flippin'/Feedin' don't appeal to me. Some nice wordplay though. Half-decent opener.)
You better stop dissing a G, you'll be missing some teeth
How could you be drunk when all you're sipping is tea?
(Good play on name. Good punch.)
Listen to me, i'll be easy on you, so don't be scared
When your homies there, i'll amBush you like Tony Blair
(Good punch here. Some more wordplay.)
I'm a carnivore, I don't want peas I want beef, punk
Fuck shoes, I stole more souls than Al Bundy wants
(Kinda of a forced end-rhyme here with "punk". Decent puunch though.)
You're crazy but down to earth like a bungee jump
Funky Drunk doesn't want to hit me like a lumpy cunt
(1st line was like you're complimenting Funky? And 2nd line wasn't really appealing either. Half-decent closer.)

Good battle. Although, it did seem like this was rushed. I would've liked to seen longer time verses with more creativity. Funky had a hot-ass play of Locust's name, liked that. However, Locust was more consistent with punches. Even had some harder punches. So for this battle,

Vote - Locust.

[Locust]

appreciate the vote fam, 3-1

[the funky drunk]

3-1

thanks for everyone who's voted so far , much love for takin the time to do that , props

keep votin peeps

oh yeah locust , how old are you?

[Locust]

what do you think?