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Old 09-18-2005, 01:41 AM   #1
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Default My Girlfriend's roomate talks in her sleep, and scares the shit out of us.

She's chinese, and she said that she didnt speak the language that much, but in her sleep she sounds like she fighting somebody and its all in madarin (cause thats her native language). We told about this but she doesnt remember her dreams at all. I thought it was weird cause she would have like outburst or 10 conversations and shit. Most of the time in Mandarin. She cant ever have a 2 minute conversation in her own language.
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Old 09-18-2005, 02:28 AM   #2
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she is clearly dreaming about defeating U-god with her wu tang sword style then buying plane tickets so she can have a really fun time shoalin shadowboxing all the old white people on the plane. Plus GZA is on the plane and he says "I see your using an old style... I wondered why you fuck shaolin shadowboxers." Plus I bet her vagina has super cool shoalin sword style!!!!!!!!!!!! On gaurd, I'll let you fuck my wu tang asshole with a shaolin shadow boxing penis of steal!!!!!!!!!!!



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Old 09-18-2005, 03:27 AM   #3
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Default Re: My Girlfriend's roomate talks in her sleep, and scares the shit out of us.

when u talk in ur sleep its not necessarily what u dreamt about. cause i do it sometimes too
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Old 09-18-2005, 05:20 AM   #4
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Default Re: My Girlfriend's roomate talks in her sleep, and scares the shit out of us.

Hmmm nothing strange to me.....My girl talks in her sleep sometimes aswell....I probable do so to, everybody talks in their sleep sometimes man.
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Old 09-18-2005, 05:32 AM   #5
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Default Re: My Girlfriend's roomate talks in her sleep, and scares the shit out of us.

My parents told me I spoke a little french in my sleep once... I took french in school, but I don't know that much weird shit...
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I don't breathe in my sleep
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Old 09-18-2005, 05:37 AM   #7
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Default Re: My Girlfriend's roomate talks in her sleep, and scares the shit out of us.

LOL, and you probable sleep in a coffin right...nosferatu....
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I sleep in a whale carcass
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Default Re: My Girlfriend's roomate talks in her sleep, and scares the shit out of us.

Havent you ever seen the Bruce Lee story? Chinese people fight demens with knunchucks in they dreams.
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While I'm fighting my monster cock
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^Thats cause he's fat, and fat people don't count in life
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Default Re: My Girlfriend's roomate talks in her sleep, and scares the shit out of us.

one morning at breakfast my dad said he walked in on me talking in my sleep and he said i sounded like i was really givin' it to her...
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Default Re: My Girlfriend's roomate talks in her sleep, and scares the shit out of us.

I have a sinister laugh while I sleep. Muahahahaha!!!
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^Thats cause he's fat, and fat people don't count in life
LOL, fat rappers haven't been selling many records lately have they
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