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harm77 · 08-10-2009, 09:30 AM

i gotta say action wise, it was excellent. But honestly, it didnt feel like a Gi Joe movie at all. I think Channing Tatum's portrayal of Duke was boring as hell. Snake eyes by far was the best part of this movie. Second i would have to say was the underwater battle scene. The concept of how destro got his mask at the end was corny ass hell and was obviously made up to suit the movie.Snake eyes mask from the eyes up was great but that fake mouth looked ridiculous! It looked like he was smiling throughout the whole movie. it was just un neccesary. i hope this movie gets a reboot in a few years and done the way sit should be.

Senator C. Palantine · 08-10-2009, 09:35 AM

when i saw the advert for this film i thought to myself 'which kind of sad faggit would actually choose to watch this film'.

TAURO · 08-10-2009, 09:45 AM

And yet these are the same people that praised Transformers 2. Go figure.

BRONZBODY · 08-10-2009, 09:59 AM

it was better than both transformers movies.

im also glad they did not base it off the original gi joe cartoon, i loved the old school one dont get me wrong but it was a bit corny. sienna miller as the baroness is HAWT!!! been wanting to hit that shit since keen eddie. jude law is a douche for cheating on her.

the movie was based of of Sigma 6 right(correct me if im wrong)

TAURO · 08-10-2009, 10:00 AM

Actually the movie is based off the eighties version, they just took elements of sigma 6.

BRONZBODY · 08-10-2009, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by TAURO DA GRIM LATIN

Actually the movie is based off the eighties version, they just took elements of sigma 6.

ok cool. i knew it was something like that.

Poetic Wun · 08-10-2009, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by TSA

dude that guy's named Tatum Deucher!? haahhahahahahahahahhaah!

man, what a fitting name. dude was a total doucher

i think so-

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Originally Posted by Pandemic

although one crucial difference between lord of the rings/star wars and gi joe/x-men/iron man whatever is that the mileu of most/fantasy scifi films is an entirely different reality than ours with correspondingly different rules and the latter films are supposed to take place in a reality like ours. but the rest of your point still stands.

lol i was thinkin that but wasn't guna say nothin

BRONZBODY · 08-10-2009, 10:40 AM

well it was better than transformers imo. both of em...michael bay is the fucking antichrist.

Tectrus Moa · 08-10-2009, 11:27 AM

I can ALWAYS tell how good or bad a movie is going to be just by watching the trailer.

Tectrus Moa · 08-10-2009, 11:29 AM

And just for the record, Transformers 2: Revenge of The Fallen was freaking awesome! Just my opinion.

hectis · 08-10-2009, 11:33 AM

what do people outside the united states think of G.I Joe?

Energy Turtle · 08-10-2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by BRONZBODY

well it was better than transformers imo. both of em...michael bay is the fucking antichrist.

Word. Michael Bay needs to be put on trial in The Hague for his fucking crimes against humanity with his shitty movies and remakes that suck dick.

TSA · 08-10-2009, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine

when i saw the advert for this film i thought to myself 'which kind of sad faggit would actually choose to watch this film'.

me and a friend met some girls at a bar. he was texting with one then sent me a text saying we're going to the movies with them. i thought, cool, they were cool girls and why not i need to see a movie.

i get there, they're already in and i ask what movie.

they say GI JOE, i was like woooooowwwww. turns out HE picked it.

those girls went drier then a fucking pringle

stylemaster, if they try to escape from reality but suck at it it's the worst movie in the fucking universe most of the time. escaping too far from reality is a risky move that only masters like lucas can do. but you has Hasbro trying to come with some unreal shit, you're gonna be in for it.

Dark Knight was realisitic and THE SHIT, i prefer tastefully realisitic, not robot ninjas and homeless white kids in japan that know kung fu.

stashlova · 08-10-2009, 12:48 PM

It was a good blend of the comics and the cartoon. I thought it was entertaining.

STYLE · 08-10-2009, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pandemic

although one crucial difference between lord of the rings/star wars and gi joe/x-men/iron man whatever is that the mileu of most/fantasy scifi films is an entirely different reality than ours with correspondingly different rules and the latter films are supposed to take place in a reality like ours. but the rest of your point still stands.

gi joe had:
zartan who changed colors and had the power of invisibility.
cobra commander came from a ancient race of reptilian aliens that was hell bent on ruling the world.
two major characters of the series. both were in the movie.
what part of our reality is that?

xmen: mutants with superhuman powers like turning into ice and shooting lasers from the eyes.
why would black leather costumes and a scientific explanation somehow make the icebody and laser eyes more realistic?
the nigga has already turned into ice. why not be true to the rest of the fantasy?

ironman: well downey said(parphrasing) " iron man was supposed to realistic as possible. i am curious to see how green monsters(hulk), giant superheroes(ant man) and norse gods (thor) will fit into this universe."
commenting on Avengers.

dark knight was good. but thats the thing about batman. he had no powers. he was a detective/vigilante who relied on tech, training, and intelligence. the whole allure of the batman story is that it could really happen and that reality WAS the connection with the audience.

not everyone needs to pic up a mic and rap. just like not everyone needs to pick up an action figure and make a movie. @ micheal bay

08-10-2009, 09:35 AM	#32
Senator C. Palantine Wobbling Totem Poles Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,042 Rep Power: 0	when i saw the advert for this film i thought to myself 'which kind of sad faggit would actually choose to watch this film'. __________________

08-10-2009, 09:45 AM	#33
TAURO El Don of this shit Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the minds of women everywhere Age: 32 Posts: 16,084 Rep Power: 60	And yet these are the same people that praised Transformers 2. Go figure. __________________ "I pledge allegiance to the hip hop" Method Man

08-10-2009, 09:59 AM	#34
BRONZBODY Drunk Off Titty Milk!!!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ATX Age: 31 Posts: 4,253 Rep Power: 20	it was better than both transformers movies. im also glad they did not base it off the original gi joe cartoon, i loved the old school one dont get me wrong but it was a bit corny. sienna miller as the baroness is HAWT!!! been wanting to hit that shit since keen eddie. jude law is a douche for cheating on her. the movie was based of of Sigma 6 right(correct me if im wrong) __________________

08-10-2009, 10:00 AM	#35
TAURO El Don of this shit Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the minds of women everywhere Age: 32 Posts: 16,084 Rep Power: 60	Actually the movie is based off the eighties version, they just took elements of sigma 6. __________________ "I pledge allegiance to the hip hop" Method Man

08-10-2009, 10:40 AM	#38
BRONZBODY Drunk Off Titty Milk!!!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ATX Age: 31 Posts: 4,253 Rep Power: 20	well it was better than transformers imo. both of em...michael bay is the fucking antichrist. __________________

08-10-2009, 09:30 AM	#31
harm77 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Manhattan Age: 36 Posts: 813 Rep Power: 0	i gotta say action wise, it was excellent. But honestly, it didnt feel like a Gi Joe movie at all. I think Channing Tatum's portrayal of Duke was boring as hell. Snake eyes by far was the best part of this movie. Second i would have to say was the underwater battle scene. The concept of how destro got his mask at the end was corny ass hell and was obviously made up to suit the movie.Snake eyes mask from the eyes up was great but that fake mouth looked ridiculous! It looked like he was smiling throughout the whole movie. it was just un neccesary. i hope this movie gets a reboot in a few years and done the way sit should be.

08-10-2009, 11:27 AM	#39
Tectrus Moa {-_-} Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 26 Posts: 7,989 Rep Power: 37	I can ALWAYS tell how good or bad a movie is going to be just by watching the trailer.

08-10-2009, 11:29 AM	#40
Tectrus Moa {-_-} Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 26 Posts: 7,989 Rep Power: 37	And just for the record, Transformers 2: Revenge of The Fallen was freaking awesome! Just my opinion.

08-10-2009, 11:33 AM	#41
hectis vic Join Date: Oct 2005 Age: 30 Posts: 10,333 Rep Power: 34	what do people outside the united states think of G.I Joe? __________________

08-10-2009, 12:48 PM	#44
stashlova Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Staten Age: 32 Posts: 423 Rep Power: 0	It was a good blend of the comics and the cartoon. I thought it was entertaining. __________________ "Cause she's my bitch - the only cat that i lick Throwin that ass like Ciara on the top of that whip...""

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