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Old 05-23-2012, 05:02 PM   #46
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THIS TWAT HAS A KID YET COMES ONLINE TO ACT THE CUNT ?
HILARIOUS.
Alphatek i do what i want and i dont need some ginger twat giving me life advice.

You do what you want? hahahaha how far does jobseekers allowance go in todays tough economic climate?


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who told him that he is an adult??

does his actions seem that of an adult?

trolling.,. great way for an educated adult to pass their time


ow wait,,. he lies on line to impress peopel he will never meet,

sure he must lie to impress his real life friends..

i guess when it rains and is shitty outside, he trolls alday..

im agreeing with doom, 25 degree;s is not warm

i prefer sticky humidity. the sun in england is lame.

nothing like the sun in india. or even in mid west america where the heat is fucking sweltering

fagatek do you teach your kid to lie? swear and disregard information that is factuall??
if you do.,. he will follow in your footsteps dropping out of year 10, making beats that are 50 years past their life expectancy..

dont respond with how many fucks i give memes, be original. i been using them on you for the last month.

make somthing up like

we be corpin' look how many fucks i give.
I gotta laugh at you and your circle jerk crew thinking you know me, hahahaha none of you have a fucking clue.

Your love/hate towards my wu-corp persona has you all seriously disrespecting yourselves.



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You do what you want? hahahaha how far does jobseekers allowance go in todays tough economic climate?




I gotta laugh at you and your circle jerk crew thinking you know me, hahahaha none of you have a fucking clue.

Your love/hate towards my wu-corp persona has you all seriously disrespecting yourselves.



LOL what love hate relationship? when have i ever shown you any love??

i never show ignorant gingersnaps love, are you deluded? delusional?
as your comment to love/hate would only make sense if you was,

please show where i have shown you 'love'?

stop disrespecting yourself, making lies that you hold to be true.
does your kid believe in santa? how about jesus? easter bunny? bugs bunny?/

if anything get your kid to believe in my lil pony
cos its the best lesson he will ever learn is









i think thats as real as your lil ginger snap can get

wish he doesnt get hated on in life, as all gingers(including his father do/did)




was going to use your image for this meme, but didnt want you to end up cutting yourself




or taking shit out on your mrs/child/car/ delete what ever is applicable.











some classic shit, just to ether this fool.

these are videos of fagatek when he was younger.. just a young ginger snap growing up..

check it.

Their lack of a Soul






Don't be fooled by the fact that Gingers seem to be able to move around under their own power and cleverly simulate the behaviors of a sentient being. They are actually soulless automatons. In the following video, a red-haired flesh golem randomly runs through a series of pre-programmed rebuttals to the undeniable fact of the soullessness of the Ginger.








Looking into the fat kid's vacant eyes is like looking into the emptiness of the abyss. They're soulless and black like doll's eyes or the eyes of a great white shark named Bruce.

With the proper corrective treatment and psychosurgery, gingers can create something akin to robo-funk. Observe:




classic clip this, is the reason why fagatek started making hiphop




From E.D (links in text)

Ginger

his page contains spoilers ó important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed


Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis. Scientists speculate that most children afflicted with gingervitis are the mule offspring of albinos and humans.
Jerhi-curl negro hair with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs.


Ginger-Spotting


The Rougeois are easily distinguished from their surrounding environments.


Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:
  1. The first type of ginger is your regular type, the one you see out only on very dull days - or if it is sunny they will have their skin completely covered. They have bright orange hair (as do all of them) along with freckles (and lots of acne) on their faces, but their skin is also a very pale white meaning they are unable to go out in sunlight as it burns them.
  1. The other type of ginger is nearly identical, but it has a normal skin tone allowing it to come out into the sunlight without protection" this sub-species of gingers are called "Daywalkers". It's also believed that all gingers have freckles all over their bodies but no-one knows for sure. You see, no-one has ever seen a ginger without their clothes on, seeing as how they are souless, their gentaila is often non-existent and/or deformed and they never wash.
Gingers do not live in regular houses like normal people, rather they all dwell in dry caves on hillsides and mountains much like bats. You can spot a ginger habitat by the bright orange glow coming from it. Never enter a ginger habitat, the effect of looking directly at so many fire heads is equivalent to looking directly at the sun through a magnifying glass on the brightest day of the year, your eyes and face will be permanently burned and you will be blinded. Some gingers even have secret magic that they use to seduce non-gingers. Even Harry Potter lost out to Ron Weasley, for instance. Could it be related to a sense of humor? Nahhh.
Terminology and Pronunciation


Too much peppermint in the Patty. You never want to eat something if it's on fire.


Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, and redheads by the politically correct.
Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for growing pube-like hair all over one's body and a common trait of all gingers.
Sexuality

Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole.
Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain where the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from.
Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny.


Ginger starved for your blood.


Connections with Vampires & Furries

Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused.

Health Problems


Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS.


Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing.
Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth.
It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger.


Ginger Culture


Gingers love orange soda. Were you surprised?


Stereotyping


Beware the call.


Gingers can be divided into different types or classes.


  • The Joker - Like fat bitches, these gingers attempt to be funny their whole life to make up for their disability. In reality, everyone knows the only thing that makes people laugh is their appearance. Famous Joker Ginger: Conan O'Brien.
  • The Emo - These gingers usually try to dye their hair black, but due to the intense heat of the hair this usually fails and it just becomes scorched around the edges. Emo Gingers are generally no different from regular emos, except they have more to whine and cut about. Famous Emo Ginger: That fag from Harry Potter.
  • The Chav Ginger - Usually bleaches the repulsive hair to blend in with peers. Unfortunately for them this results in what gingers-in-denial claim "Strawberry Blond" isn't. This class may also become a hybrid with The Joker in a futile effort to "fit in." This is of course impossible: everybody hates gingers, and no normal person could get turned on over that repulsive skin. Famous Stud Ginger: Ronald McDonald.
  • The LaxKing - The Gingers are really timid inside but have a hard outer-shell, both physically and psychologically. They tend to participate in really manly sports and beat up on everyone, completely unprovoked. Famous LaxKing Ginger: Paul Scholes.
  • The Furry - Like to dress up as popular browser-logos in daily life. Famous Furry Ginger: Lindsay Lohan.
Religion


All hail Gingeus Christ!


All Gingers hail to the same god and his name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself.
As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds. After a violent spontaneous combustion from the now-dead hair it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the developing soul within causing the child to be born as a new ginger. This is why gingers are kept separate from other patients in hospitals, and especially from the maternity ward.
All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke.

Gingers` lack of souls, on the bright-side, make them easy to rape. Hence most ginger females (who by the way are ALWAYS Asking for it) procreate with non-ginger males which thankfully reduces the population of the much- unwanted, soulless Ginger subhumans.


Satanic origin

Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity.


Extinction

Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct by the time humanity gets its shit together.
The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human.

FUN FACT

55% of Gingers are often Hermaphrodites and/or secretly Homosexual
How To Handle Them


Orange people are very violent



Beware their disguises.



lolling at the umbrella


Although they will not be around much longer as the section below details, we should do our best to keep them as low as possible on the social totem pole to ensure that no bitches will mate with them and propagate the species. Girls are blind and aimless creatures. They seek out the alpha male in the pack, trying to achieve some combination of status, wealth, or another type of personal gain to further themselves. Make sure to humiliate any and all gingers on the fringes of your social group to ensure that the fact they're porcelain-fleshed freaks remains steady in the public eye.
Alienating Gingers

While not difficult due to the fact that they're inherently alien, there are methods to ensure they know their place in society:
  • When one walks up to a conversation, look at him, and say like he is a fellow blonde or brunnette, that you despise all gingers. Be as nonchalant as possible, as if you don't even realise he is a ginger. When he gets angry or starts arguing immediately apologize and simply tell him that you thought he was being ironic with his dye-job ever since they gassed all the gingers.
  • Bring a pitchfork and a torch to any social gathering where one may be found. Be sure to bring enough for everyone else as well.
  • Don't make eye contact with it.
Did You Know?

  • 98% of Goths are actually Ginger. Due to a lazy hair dying routine, most Goths end up with what is known as a "Ginger Halo".
  • Their emotional state switches between Goth and Vampire; they are so laid back that they seem to be in a coma or they explode into fits of unholy rage.
  • Ginger is an anagram for "individual of the black persuasion." Gingers are essentially the abbos of the UK, hence it is so.
  • In areas that they are passionate about; they are geniuses yet often donít know what day it is. For example Boudicca, the most ferocious Vampire Queen, defeated the Roman armies yet failed to seize the Roman Empire and went home poor.
  • The Blade series was originally written about a ginger, but was changed by a Jew-troll into being about uppity niggers.
  • Science has proven that gingers are more closely related to Neanderthals than regular humans.
  • Gingers are not all bad, some can overcome their beastly nature present themselfs in a normal "human" order. With cons and pros, just like an everyday person. Can't be too careful tough. So make sure when they arn't looking, please kindly shove them off a large cliff or
stab and/or rape them with a machete. Burn the body and throw the ashes into the Indian Ocean for good measure.
  • Once a Ginger, always a ginger.


Hug a Ginger Day

On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24 hours, with 24 hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in normal activities, such as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would do everyday.


What to do if You are a Ginger


...who are in turn not huge fans of obese gingers



Gingers have souls. LOL.


Be a progressive role-model: commit public suicide.
Consolation

1. Chavs will forever pick on you if you live in the UK, meaning you have carte blanche to kick their faces in.
2. No one ever came up with an original insult about gingers. Ever. It's either "hey Ron Weasley!" (regardless of your actual level of resemblance to Ron Weasley) or "Ginger bastard/cunt/wanker!" To the former, ignore and wonder why they thought comparing you to an insanely famous character played by an insanely rich actor is a bad thing. To the latter, sarcastically congratulate them on not being colour blind.
3. You get to claim racism on anyone giving you hassle. Srsly.
4. Gingers are usually descended from either the Irish, the Scottish, or the Danish Vikings. So either you can hold your drink, you can hold your drink and have superbly cold resistant balls, or you're descended from the hardest arseholes of the Dark Ages.
5. You're not a black person.
6.
note: not a real ginger




Complaints

If you are a Ginger and any of the above offended you please leave your comments here for review and verification.
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LOL what love hate relationship? when have i ever shown you any love??

i never show ignorant gingersnaps love, are you deluded? delusional?
as your comment to love/hate would only make sense if you was,

please show where i have shown you 'love'?

stop disrespecting yourself, making lies that you hold to be true.
does your kid believe in santa? how about jesus? easter bunny? bugs bunny?/

if anything get your kid to believe in my lil pony
cos its the best lesson he will ever learn is









i think thats as real as your lil ginger snap can get

wish he doesnt get hated on in life, as all gingers(including his father do/did)




was going to use your image for this meme, but didnt want you to end up cutting yourself




or taking shit out on your mrs/child/car/ delete what ever is applicable.











some classic shit, just to ether this fool.

these are videos of fagatek when he was younger.. just a young ginger snap growing up..

check it.

Their lack of a Soul






Don't be fooled by the fact that Gingers seem to be able to move around under their own power and cleverly simulate the behaviors of a sentient being. They are actually soulless automatons. In the following video, a red-haired flesh golem randomly runs through a series of pre-programmed rebuttals to the undeniable fact of the soullessness of the Ginger.








Looking into the fat kid's vacant eyes is like looking into the emptiness of the abyss. They're soulless and black like doll's eyes or the eyes of a great white shark named Bruce.

With the proper corrective treatment and psychosurgery, gingers can create something akin to robo-funk. Observe:




classic clip this, is the reason why fagatek started making hiphop




From E.D (links in text)

Ginger

his page contains spoilers ó important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed


Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis. Scientists speculate that most children afflicted with gingervitis are the mule offspring of albinos and humans.
Jerhi-curl negro hair with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs.


Ginger-Spotting


The Rougeois are easily distinguished from their surrounding environments.


Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:
  1. The first type of ginger is your regular type, the one you see out only on very dull days - or if it is sunny they will have their skin completely covered. They have bright orange hair (as do all of them) along with freckles (and lots of acne) on their faces, but their skin is also a very pale white meaning they are unable to go out in sunlight as it burns them.
  1. The other type of ginger is nearly identical, but it has a normal skin tone allowing it to come out into the sunlight without protection" this sub-species of gingers are called "Daywalkers". It's also believed that all gingers have freckles all over their bodies but no-one knows for sure. You see, no-one has ever seen a ginger without their clothes on, seeing as how they are souless, their gentaila is often non-existent and/or deformed and they never wash.
Gingers do not live in regular houses like normal people, rather they all dwell in dry caves on hillsides and mountains much like bats. You can spot a ginger habitat by the bright orange glow coming from it. Never enter a ginger habitat, the effect of looking directly at so many fire heads is equivalent to looking directly at the sun through a magnifying glass on the brightest day of the year, your eyes and face will be permanently burned and you will be blinded. Some gingers even have secret magic that they use to seduce non-gingers. Even Harry Potter lost out to Ron Weasley, for instance. Could it be related to a sense of humor? Nahhh.
Terminology and Pronunciation


Too much peppermint in the Patty. You never want to eat something if it's on fire.


Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, and redheads by the politically correct.
Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for growing pube-like hair all over one's body and a common trait of all gingers.
Sexuality

Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole.
Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain where the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from.
Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny.


Ginger starved for your blood.


Connections with Vampires & Furries

Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused.

Health Problems


Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS.


Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing.
Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth.
It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger.


Ginger Culture


Gingers love orange soda. Were you surprised?


Stereotyping


Beware the call.


Gingers can be divided into different types or classes.


  • The Joker - Like fat bitches, these gingers attempt to be funny their whole life to make up for their disability. In reality, everyone knows the only thing that makes people laugh is their appearance. Famous Joker Ginger: Conan O'Brien.
  • The Emo - These gingers usually try to dye their hair black, but due to the intense heat of the hair this usually fails and it just becomes scorched around the edges. Emo Gingers are generally no different from regular emos, except they have more to whine and cut about. Famous Emo Ginger: That fag from Harry Potter.
  • The Chav Ginger - Usually bleaches the repulsive hair to blend in with peers. Unfortunately for them this results in what gingers-in-denial claim "Strawberry Blond" isn't. This class may also become a hybrid with The Joker in a futile effort to "fit in." This is of course impossible: everybody hates gingers, and no normal person could get turned on over that repulsive skin. Famous Stud Ginger: Ronald McDonald.
  • The LaxKing - The Gingers are really timid inside but have a hard outer-shell, both physically and psychologically. They tend to participate in really manly sports and beat up on everyone, completely unprovoked. Famous LaxKing Ginger: Paul Scholes.
  • The Furry - Like to dress up as popular browser-logos in daily life. Famous Furry Ginger: Lindsay Lohan.
Religion


All hail Gingeus Christ!


All Gingers hail to the same god and his name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself.
As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds. After a violent spontaneous combustion from the now-dead hair it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the developing soul within causing the child to be born as a new ginger. This is why gingers are kept separate from other patients in hospitals, and especially from the maternity ward.
All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke.

Gingers` lack of souls, on the bright-side, make them easy to rape. Hence most ginger females (who by the way are ALWAYS Asking for it) procreate with non-ginger males which thankfully reduces the population of the much- unwanted, soulless Ginger subhumans.


Satanic origin

Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity.


Extinction

Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct by the time humanity gets its shit together.
The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human.

FUN FACT

55% of Gingers are often Hermaphrodites and/or secretly Homosexual
How To Handle Them


Orange people are very violent



Beware their disguises.



lolling at the umbrella


Although they will not be around much longer as the section below details, we should do our best to keep them as low as possible on the social totem pole to ensure that no bitches will mate with them and propagate the species. Girls are blind and aimless creatures. They seek out the alpha male in the pack, trying to achieve some combination of status, wealth, or another type of personal gain to further themselves. Make sure to humiliate any and all gingers on the fringes of your social group to ensure that the fact they're porcelain-fleshed freaks remains steady in the public eye.
Alienating Gingers

While not difficult due to the fact that they're inherently alien, there are methods to ensure they know their place in society:
  • When one walks up to a conversation, look at him, and say like he is a fellow blonde or brunnette, that you despise all gingers. Be as nonchalant as possible, as if you don't even realise he is a ginger. When he gets angry or starts arguing immediately apologize and simply tell him that you thought he was being ironic with his dye-job ever since they gassed all the gingers.
  • Bring a pitchfork and a torch to any social gathering where one may be found. Be sure to bring enough for everyone else as well.
  • Don't make eye contact with it.
Did You Know?

  • 98% of Goths are actually Ginger. Due to a lazy hair dying routine, most Goths end up with what is known as a "Ginger Halo".
  • Their emotional state switches between Goth and Vampire; they are so laid back that they seem to be in a coma or they explode into fits of unholy rage.
  • Ginger is an anagram for "individual of the black persuasion." Gingers are essentially the abbos of the UK, hence it is so.
  • In areas that they are passionate about; they are geniuses yet often donít know what day it is. For example Boudicca, the most ferocious Vampire Queen, defeated the Roman armies yet failed to seize the Roman Empire and went home poor.
  • The Blade series was originally written about a ginger, but was changed by a Jew-troll into being about uppity niggers.
  • Science has proven that gingers are more closely related to Neanderthals than regular humans.
  • Gingers are not all bad, some can overcome their beastly nature present themselfs in a normal "human" order. With cons and pros, just like an everyday person. Can't be too careful tough. So make sure when they arn't looking, please kindly shove them off a large cliff or
stab and/or rape them with a machete. Burn the body and throw the ashes into the Indian Ocean for good measure.
  • Once a Ginger, always a ginger.


Hug a Ginger Day

On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24 hours, with 24 hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in normal activities, such as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would do everyday.


What to do if You are a Ginger


...who are in turn not huge fans of obese gingers



Gingers have souls. LOL.


Be a progressive role-model: commit public suicide.
Consolation

1. Chavs will forever pick on you if you live in the UK, meaning you have carte blanche to kick their faces in.
2. No one ever came up with an original insult about gingers. Ever. It's either "hey Ron Weasley!" (regardless of your actual level of resemblance to Ron Weasley) or "Ginger bastard/cunt/wanker!" To the former, ignore and wonder why they thought comparing you to an insanely famous character played by an insanely rich actor is a bad thing. To the latter, sarcastically congratulate them on not being colour blind.
3. You get to claim racism on anyone giving you hassle. Srsly.
4. Gingers are usually descended from either the Irish, the Scottish, or the Danish Vikings. So either you can hold your drink, you can hold your drink and have superbly cold resistant balls, or you're descended from the hardest arseholes of the Dark Ages.
5. You're not a black person.
6.
note: not a real ginger




Complaints

If you are a Ginger and any of the above offended you please leave your comments here for review and verification.
Video Documentation of the Plague





LOL what love hate relationship? when have i ever shown you any love??

i never show ignorant gingersnaps love, are you deluded? delusional?
as your comment to love/hate would only make sense if you was,

please show where i have shown you 'love'?

stop disrespecting yourself, making lies that you hold to be true.
does your kid believe in santa? how about jesus? easter bunny? bugs bunny?/

if anything get your kid to believe in my lil pony
cos its the best lesson he will ever learn is









i think thats as real as your lil ginger snap can get

wish he doesnt get hated on in life, as all gingers(including his father do/did)




was going to use your image for this meme, but didnt want you to end up cutting yourself




or taking shit out on your mrs/child/car/ delete what ever is applicable.











some classic shit, just to ether this fool.

these are videos of fagatek when he was younger.. just a young ginger snap growing up..

check it.

Their lack of a Soul






Don't be fooled by the fact that Gingers seem to be able to move around under their own power and cleverly simulate the behaviors of a sentient being. They are actually soulless automatons. In the following video, a red-haired flesh golem randomly runs through a series of pre-programmed rebuttals to the undeniable fact of the soullessness of the Ginger.








Looking into the fat kid's vacant eyes is like looking into the emptiness of the abyss. They're soulless and black like doll's eyes or the eyes of a great white shark named Bruce.

With the proper corrective treatment and psychosurgery, gingers can create something akin to robo-funk. Observe:




classic clip this, is the reason why fagatek started making hiphop




From E.D (links in text)

Ginger

his page contains spoilers ó important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed


Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis. Scientists speculate that most children afflicted with gingervitis are the mule offspring of albinos and humans.
Jerhi-curl negro hair with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs.


Ginger-Spotting


The Rougeois are easily distinguished from their surrounding environments.


Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:
  1. The first type of ginger is your regular type, the one you see out only on very dull days - or if it is sunny they will have their skin completely covered. They have bright orange hair (as do all of them) along with freckles (and lots of acne) on their faces, but their skin is also a very pale white meaning they are unable to go out in sunlight as it burns them.
  1. The other type of ginger is nearly identical, but it has a normal skin tone allowing it to come out into the sunlight without protection" this sub-species of gingers are called "Daywalkers". It's also believed that all gingers have freckles all over their bodies but no-one knows for sure. You see, no-one has ever seen a ginger without their clothes on, seeing as how they are souless, their gentaila is often non-existent and/or deformed and they never wash.
Gingers do not live in regular houses like normal people, rather they all dwell in dry caves on hillsides and mountains much like bats. You can spot a ginger habitat by the bright orange glow coming from it. Never enter a ginger habitat, the effect of looking directly at so many fire heads is equivalent to looking directly at the sun through a magnifying glass on the brightest day of the year, your eyes and face will be permanently burned and you will be blinded. Some gingers even have secret magic that they use to seduce non-gingers. Even Harry Potter lost out to Ron Weasley, for instance. Could it be related to a sense of humor? Nahhh.
Terminology and Pronunciation


Too much peppermint in the Patty. You never want to eat something if it's on fire.


Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, and redheads by the politically correct.
Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for growing pube-like hair all over one's body and a common trait of all gingers.
Sexuality

Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole.
Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain where the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from.
Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny.


Ginger starved for your blood.


Connections with Vampires & Furries

Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused.

Health Problems


Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS.


Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing.
Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth.
It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger.


Ginger Culture


Gingers love orange soda. Were you surprised?


Stereotyping


Beware the call.


Gingers can be divided into different types or classes.


  • The Joker - Like fat bitches, these gingers attempt to be funny their whole life to make up for their disability. In reality, everyone knows the only thing that makes people laugh is their appearance. Famous Joker Ginger: Conan O'Brien.
  • The Emo - These gingers usually try to dye their hair black, but due to the intense heat of the hair this usually fails and it just becomes scorched around the edges. Emo Gingers are generally no different from regular emos, except they have more to whine and cut about. Famous Emo Ginger: That fag from Harry Potter.
  • The Chav Ginger - Usually bleaches the repulsive hair to blend in with peers. Unfortunately for them this results in what gingers-in-denial claim "Strawberry Blond" isn't. This class may also become a hybrid with The Joker in a futile effort to "fit in." This is of course impossible: everybody hates gingers, and no normal person could get turned on over that repulsive skin. Famous Stud Ginger: Ronald McDonald.
  • The LaxKing - The Gingers are really timid inside but have a hard outer-shell, both physically and psychologically. They tend to participate in really manly sports and beat up on everyone, completely unprovoked. Famous LaxKing Ginger: Paul Scholes.
  • The Furry - Like to dress up as popular browser-logos in daily life. Famous Furry Ginger: Lindsay Lohan.
Religion


All hail Gingeus Christ!


All Gingers hail to the same god and his name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself.
As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds. After a violent spontaneous combustion from the now-dead hair it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the developing soul within causing the child to be born as a new ginger. This is why gingers are kept separate from other patients in hospitals, and especially from the maternity ward.
All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke.

Gingers` lack of souls, on the bright-side, make them easy to rape. Hence most ginger females (who by the way are ALWAYS Asking for it) procreate with non-ginger males which thankfully reduces the population of the much- unwanted, soulless Ginger subhumans.


Satanic origin

Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity.


Extinction

Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct by the time humanity gets its shit together.
The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human.

FUN FACT

55% of Gingers are often Hermaphrodites and/or secretly Homosexual
How To Handle Them


Orange people are very violent



Beware their disguises.



lolling at the umbrella


Although they will not be around much longer as the section below details, we should do our best to keep them as low as possible on the social totem pole to ensure that no bitches will mate with them and propagate the species. Girls are blind and aimless creatures. They seek out the alpha male in the pack, trying to achieve some combination of status, wealth, or another type of personal gain to further themselves. Make sure to humiliate any and all gingers on the fringes of your social group to ensure that the fact they're porcelain-fleshed freaks remains steady in the public eye.
Alienating Gingers

While not difficult due to the fact that they're inherently alien, there are methods to ensure they know their place in society:
  • When one walks up to a conversation, look at him, and say like he is a fellow blonde or brunnette, that you despise all gingers. Be as nonchalant as possible, as if you don't even realise he is a ginger. When he gets angry or starts arguing immediately apologize and simply tell him that you thought he was being ironic with his dye-job ever since they gassed all the gingers.
  • Bring a pitchfork and a torch to any social gathering where one may be found. Be sure to bring enough for everyone else as well.
  • Don't make eye contact with it.
Did You Know?

  • 98% of Goths are actually Ginger. Due to a lazy hair dying routine, most Goths end up with what is known as a "Ginger Halo".
  • Their emotional state switches between Goth and Vampire; they are so laid back that they seem to be in a coma or they explode into fits of unholy rage.
  • Ginger is an anagram for "individual of the black persuasion." Gingers are essentially the abbos of the UK, hence it is so.
  • In areas that they are passionate about; they are geniuses yet often donít know what day it is. For example Boudicca, the most ferocious Vampire Queen, defeated the Roman armies yet failed to seize the Roman Empire and went home poor.
  • The Blade series was originally written about a ginger, but was changed by a Jew-troll into being about uppity niggers.
  • Science has proven that gingers are more closely related to Neanderthals than regular humans.
  • Gingers are not all bad, some can overcome their beastly nature present themselfs in a normal "human" order. With cons and pros, just like an everyday person. Can't be too careful tough. So make sure when they arn't looking, please kindly shove them off a large cliff or
stab and/or rape them with a machete. Burn the body and throw the ashes into the Indian Ocean for good measure.
  • Once a Ginger, always a ginger.


Hug a Ginger Day

On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24 hours, with 24 hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in normal activities, such as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would do everyday.


What to do if You are a Ginger


...who are in turn not huge fans of obese gingers



Gingers have souls. LOL.


Be a progressive role-model: commit public suicide.
Consolation

1. Chavs will forever pick on you if you live in the UK, meaning you have carte blanche to kick their faces in.
2. No one ever came up with an original insult about gingers. Ever. It's either "hey Ron Weasley!" (regardless of your actual level of resemblance to Ron Weasley) or "Ginger bastard/cunt/wanker!" To the former, ignore and wonder why they thought comparing you to an insanely famous character played by an insanely rich actor is a bad thing. To the latter, sarcastically congratulate them on not being colour blind.
3. You get to claim racism on anyone giving you hassle. Srsly.
4. Gingers are usually descended from either the Irish, the Scottish, or the Danish Vikings. So either you can hold your drink, you can hold your drink and have superbly cold resistant balls, or you're descended from the hardest arseholes of the Dark Ages.
5. You're not a black person.
6.
note: not a real ginger




Complaints

If you are a Ginger and any of the above offended you please leave your comments here for review and verification.
Video Documentation of the Plague






LOL what love hate relationship? when have i ever shown you any love??

i never show ignorant gingersnaps love, are you deluded? delusional?
as your comment to love/hate would only make sense if you was,

please show where i have shown you 'love'?

stop disrespecting yourself, making lies that you hold to be true.
does your kid believe in santa? how about jesus? easter bunny? bugs bunny?/

if anything get your kid to believe in my lil pony
cos its the best lesson he will ever learn is









i think thats as real as your lil ginger snap can get

wish he doesnt get hated on in life, as all gingers(including his father do/did)




was going to use your image for this meme, but didnt want you to end up cutting yourself




or taking shit out on your mrs/child/car/ delete what ever is applicable.











some classic shit, just to ether this fool.

these are videos of fagatek when he was younger.. just a young ginger snap growing up..

check it.

Their lack of a Soul






Don't be fooled by the fact that Gingers seem to be able to move around under their own power and cleverly simulate the behaviors of a sentient being. They are actually soulless automatons. In the following video, a red-haired flesh golem randomly runs through a series of pre-programmed rebuttals to the undeniable fact of the soullessness of the Ginger.








Looking into the fat kid's vacant eyes is like looking into the emptiness of the abyss. They're soulless and black like doll's eyes or the eyes of a great white shark named Bruce.

With the proper corrective treatment and psychosurgery, gingers can create something akin to robo-funk. Observe:




classic clip this, is the reason why fagatek started making hiphop




From E.D (links in text)

Ginger

his page contains spoilers ó important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed


Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis. Scientists speculate that most children afflicted with gingervitis are the mule offspring of albinos and humans.
Jerhi-curl negro hair with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs.


Ginger-Spotting


The Rougeois are easily distinguished from their surrounding environments.


Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:
  1. The first type of ginger is your regular type, the one you see out only on very dull days - or if it is sunny they will have their skin completely covered. They have bright orange hair (as do all of them) along with freckles (and lots of acne) on their faces, but their skin is also a very pale white meaning they are unable to go out in sunlight as it burns them.
  1. The other type of ginger is nearly identical, but it has a normal skin tone allowing it to come out into the sunlight without protection" this sub-species of gingers are called "Daywalkers". It's also believed that all gingers have freckles all over their bodies but no-one knows for sure. You see, no-one has ever seen a ginger without their clothes on, seeing as how they are souless, their gentaila is often non-existent and/or deformed and they never wash.
Gingers do not live in regular houses like normal people, rather they all dwell in dry caves on hillsides and mountains much like bats. You can spot a ginger habitat by the bright orange glow coming from it. Never enter a ginger habitat, the effect of looking directly at so many fire heads is equivalent to looking directly at the sun through a magnifying glass on the brightest day of the year, your eyes and face will be permanently burned and you will be blinded. Some gingers even have secret magic that they use to seduce non-gingers. Even Harry Potter lost out to Ron Weasley, for instance. Could it be related to a sense of humor? Nahhh.
Terminology and Pronunciation


Too much peppermint in the Patty. You never want to eat something if it's on fire.


Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, and redheads by the politically correct.
Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for growing pube-like hair all over one's body and a common trait of all gingers.
Sexuality

Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole.
Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain where the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from.
Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny.


Ginger starved for your blood.


Connections with Vampires & Furries

Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused.

Health Problems


Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS.


Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing.
Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth.
It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger.


Ginger Culture


Gingers love orange soda. Were you surprised?


Stereotyping


Beware the call.


Gingers can be divided into different types or classes.


  • The Joker - Like fat bitches, these gingers attempt to be funny their whole life to make up for their disability. In reality, everyone knows the only thing that makes people laugh is their appearance. Famous Joker Ginger: Conan O'Brien.
  • The Emo - These gingers usually try to dye their hair black, but due to the intense heat of the hair this usually fails and it just becomes scorched around the edges. Emo Gingers are generally no different from regular emos, except they have more to whine and cut about. Famous Emo Ginger: That fag from Harry Potter.
  • The Chav Ginger - Usually bleaches the repulsive hair to blend in with peers. Unfortunately for them this results in what gingers-in-denial claim "Strawberry Blond" isn't. This class may also become a hybrid with The Joker in a futile effort to "fit in." This is of course impossible: everybody hates gingers, and no normal person could get turned on over that repulsive skin. Famous Stud Ginger: Ronald McDonald.
  • The LaxKing - The Gingers are really timid inside but have a hard outer-shell, both physically and psychologically. They tend to participate in really manly sports and beat up on everyone, completely unprovoked. Famous LaxKing Ginger: Paul Scholes.
  • The Furry - Like to dress up as popular browser-logos in daily life. Famous Furry Ginger: Lindsay Lohan.
Religion


All hail Gingeus Christ!


All Gingers hail to the same god and his name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself.
As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds. After a violent spontaneous combustion from the now-dead hair it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the developing soul within causing the child to be born as a new ginger. This is why gingers are kept separate from other patients in hospitals, and especially from the maternity ward.
All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke.

Gingers` lack of souls, on the bright-side, make them easy to rape. Hence most ginger females (who by the way are ALWAYS Asking for it) procreate with non-ginger males which thankfully reduces the population of the much- unwanted, soulless Ginger subhumans.


Satanic origin

Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity.


Extinction

Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct by the time humanity gets its shit together.
The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human.

FUN FACT

55% of Gingers are often Hermaphrodites and/or secretly Homosexual
How To Handle Them


Orange people are very violent



Beware their disguises.



lolling at the umbrella


Although they will not be around much longer as the section below details, we should do our best to keep them as low as possible on the social totem pole to ensure that no bitches will mate with them and propagate the species. Girls are blind and aimless creatures. They seek out the alpha male in the pack, trying to achieve some combination of status, wealth, or another type of personal gain to further themselves. Make sure to humiliate any and all gingers on the fringes of your social group to ensure that the fact they're porcelain-fleshed freaks remains steady in the public eye.
Alienating Gingers

While not difficult due to the fact that they're inherently alien, there are methods to ensure they know their place in society:
  • When one walks up to a conversation, look at him, and say like he is a fellow blonde or brunnette, that you despise all gingers. Be as nonchalant as possible, as if you don't even realise he is a ginger. When he gets angry or starts arguing immediately apologize and simply tell him that you thought he was being ironic with his dye-job ever since they gassed all the gingers.
  • Bring a pitchfork and a torch to any social gathering where one may be found. Be sure to bring enough for everyone else as well.
  • Don't make eye contact with it.
Did You Know?

  • 98% of Goths are actually Ginger. Due to a lazy hair dying routine, most Goths end up with what is known as a "Ginger Halo".
  • Their emotional state switches between Goth and Vampire; they are so laid back that they seem to be in a coma or they explode into fits of unholy rage.
  • Ginger is an anagram for "individual of the black persuasion." Gingers are essentially the abbos of the UK, hence it is so.
  • In areas that they are passionate about; they are geniuses yet often donít know what day it is. For example Boudicca, the most ferocious Vampire Queen, defeated the Roman armies yet failed to seize the Roman Empire and went home poor.
  • The Blade series was originally written about a ginger, but was changed by a Jew-troll into being about uppity niggers.
  • Science has proven that gingers are more closely related to Neanderthals than regular humans.
  • Gingers are not all bad, some can overcome their beastly nature present themselfs in a normal "human" order. With cons and pros, just like an everyday person. Can't be too careful tough. So make sure when they arn't looking, please kindly shove them off a large cliff or
stab and/or rape them with a machete. Burn the body and throw the ashes into the Indian Ocean for good measure.
  • Once a Ginger, always a ginger.


Hug a Ginger Day

On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24 hours, with 24 hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in normal activities, such as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would do everyday.


What to do if You are a Ginger


...who are in turn not huge fans of obese gingers



Gingers have souls. LOL.


Be a progressive role-model: commit public suicide.
Consolation

1. Chavs will forever pick on you if you live in the UK, meaning you have carte blanche to kick their faces in.
2. No one ever came up with an original insult about gingers. Ever. It's either "hey Ron Weasley!" (regardless of your actual level of resemblance to Ron Weasley) or "Ginger bastard/cunt/wanker!" To the former, ignore and wonder why they thought comparing you to an insanely famous character played by an insanely rich actor is a bad thing. To the latter, sarcastically congratulate them on not being colour blind.
3. You get to claim racism on anyone giving you hassle. Srsly.
4. Gingers are usually descended from either the Irish, the Scottish, or the Danish Vikings. So either you can hold your drink, you can hold your drink and have superbly cold resistant balls, or you're descended from the hardest arseholes of the Dark Ages.
5. You're not a black person.
6.
note: not a real ginger




Complaints

If you are a Ginger and any of the above offended you please leave your comments here for review and verification.
Video Documentation of the Plague






LOL what love hate relationship? when have i ever shown you any love??

i never show ignorant gingersnaps love, are you deluded? delusional?
as your comment to love/hate would only make sense if you was,

please show where i have shown you 'love'?

stop disrespecting yourself, making lies that you hold to be true.
does your kid believe in santa? how about jesus? easter bunny? bugs bunny?/

if anything get your kid to believe in my lil pony
cos its the best lesson he will ever learn is









i think thats as real as your lil ginger snap can get

wish he doesnt get hated on in life, as all gingers(including his father do/did)




was going to use your image for this meme, but didnt want you to end up cutting yourself




or taking shit out on your mrs/child/car/ delete what ever is applicable.











some classic shit, just to ether this fool.

these are videos of fagatek when he was younger.. just a young ginger snap growing up..

check it.

Their lack of a Soul






Don't be fooled by the fact that Gingers seem to be able to move around under their own power and cleverly simulate the behaviors of a sentient being. They are actually soulless automatons. In the following video, a red-haired flesh golem randomly runs through a series of pre-programmed rebuttals to the undeniable fact of the soullessness of the Ginger.








Looking into the fat kid's vacant eyes is like looking into the emptiness of the abyss. They're soulless and black like doll's eyes or the eyes of a great white shark named Bruce.

With the proper corrective treatment and psychosurgery, gingers can create something akin to robo-funk. Observe:




classic clip this, is the reason why fagatek started making hiphop




From E.D (links in text)

Ginger

his page contains spoilers ó important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed


Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis. Scientists speculate that most children afflicted with gingervitis are the mule offspring of albinos and humans.
Jerhi-curl negro hair with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs.


Ginger-Spotting


The Rougeois are easily distinguished from their surrounding environments.


Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:
  1. The first type of ginger is your regular type, the one you see out only on very dull days - or if it is sunny they will have their skin completely covered. They have bright orange hair (as do all of them) along with freckles (and lots of acne) on their faces, but their skin is also a very pale white meaning they are unable to go out in sunlight as it burns them.
  1. The other type of ginger is nearly identical, but it has a normal skin tone allowing it to come out into the sunlight without protection" this sub-species of gingers are called "Daywalkers". It's also believed that all gingers have freckles all over their bodies but no-one knows for sure. You see, no-one has ever seen a ginger without their clothes on, seeing as how they are souless, their gentaila is often non-existent and/or deformed and they never wash.
Gingers do not live in regular houses like normal people, rather they all dwell in dry caves on hillsides and mountains much like bats. You can spot a ginger habitat by the bright orange glow coming from it. Never enter a ginger habitat, the effect of looking directly at so many fire heads is equivalent to looking directly at the sun through a magnifying glass on the brightest day of the year, your eyes and face will be permanently burned and you will be blinded. Some gingers even have secret magic that they use to seduce non-gingers. Even Harry Potter lost out to Ron Weasley, for instance. Could it be related to a sense of humor? Nahhh.
Terminology and Pronunciation


Too much peppermint in the Patty. You never want to eat something if it's on fire.


Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, and redheads by the politically correct.
Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for growing pube-like hair all over one's body and a common trait of all gingers.
Sexuality

Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole.
Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain where the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from.
Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny.


Ginger starved for your blood.


Connections with Vampires & Furries

Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused.

Health Problems


Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS.


Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing.
Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth.
It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger.


Ginger Culture


Gingers love orange soda. Were you surprised?


Stereotyping


Beware the call.


Gingers can be divided into different types or classes.


  • The Joker - Like fat bitches, these gingers attempt to be funny their whole life to make up for their disability. In reality, everyone knows the only thing that makes people laugh is their appearance. Famous Joker Ginger: Conan O'Brien.
  • The Emo - These gingers usually try to dye their hair black, but due to the intense heat of the hair this usually fails and it just becomes scorched around the edges. Emo Gingers are generally no different from regular emos, except they have more to whine and cut about. Famous Emo Ginger: That fag from Harry Potter.
  • The Chav Ginger - Usually bleaches the repulsive hair to blend in with peers. Unfortunately for them this results in what gingers-in-denial claim "Strawberry Blond" isn't. This class may also become a hybrid with The Joker in a futile effort to "fit in." This is of course impossible: everybody hates gingers, and no normal person could get turned on over that repulsive skin. Famous Stud Ginger: Ronald McDonald.
  • The LaxKing - The Gingers are really timid inside but have a hard outer-shell, both physically and psychologically. They tend to participate in really manly sports and beat up on everyone, completely unprovoked. Famous LaxKing Ginger: Paul Scholes.
  • The Furry - Like to dress up as popular browser-logos in daily life. Famous Furry Ginger: Lindsay Lohan.
Religion


All hail Gingeus Christ!


All Gingers hail to the same god and his name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself.
As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds. After a violent spontaneous combustion from the now-dead hair it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the developing soul within causing the child to be born as a new ginger. This is why gingers are kept separate from other patients in hospitals, and especially from the maternity ward.
All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke.

Gingers` lack of souls, on the bright-side, make them easy to rape. Hence most ginger females (who by the way are ALWAYS Asking for it) procreate with non-ginger males which thankfully reduces the population of the much- unwanted, soulless Ginger subhumans.


Satanic origin

Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity.


Extinction

Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct by the time humanity gets its shit together.
The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human.

FUN FACT

55% of Gingers are often Hermaphrodites and/or secretly Homosexual
How To Handle Them


Orange people are very violent



Beware their disguises.



lolling at the umbrella


Although they will not be around much longer as the section below details, we should do our best to keep them as low as possible on the social totem pole to ensure that no bitches will mate with them and propagate the species. Girls are blind and aimless creatures. They seek out the alpha male in the pack, trying to achieve some combination of status, wealth, or another type of personal gain to further themselves. Make sure to humiliate any and all gingers on the fringes of your social group to ensure that the fact they're porcelain-fleshed freaks remains steady in the public eye.
Alienating Gingers

While not difficult due to the fact that they're inherently alien, there are methods to ensure they know their place in society:
  • When one walks up to a conversation, look at him, and say like he is a fellow blonde or brunnette, that you despise all gingers. Be as nonchalant as possible, as if you don't even realise he is a ginger. When he gets angry or starts arguing immediately apologize and simply tell him that you thought he was being ironic with his dye-job ever since they gassed all the gingers.
  • Bring a pitchfork and a torch to any social gathering where one may be found. Be sure to bring enough for everyone else as well.
  • Don't make eye contact with it.
Did You Know?

  • 98% of Goths are actually Ginger. Due to a lazy hair dying routine, most Goths end up with what is known as a "Ginger Halo".
  • Their emotional state switches between Goth and Vampire; they are so laid back that they seem to be in a coma or they explode into fits of unholy rage.
  • Ginger is an anagram for "individual of the black persuasion." Gingers are essentially the abbos of the UK, hence it is so.
  • In areas that they are passionate about; they are geniuses yet often donít know what day it is. For example Boudicca, the most ferocious Vampire Queen, defeated the Roman armies yet failed to seize the Roman Empire and went home poor.
  • The Blade series was originally written about a ginger, but was changed by a Jew-troll into being about uppity niggers.
  • Science has proven that gingers are more closely related to Neanderthals than regular humans.
  • Gingers are not all bad, some can overcome their beastly nature present themselfs in a normal "human" order. With cons and pros, just like an everyday person. Can't be too careful tough. So make sure when they arn't looking, please kindly shove them off a large cliff or
stab and/or rape them with a machete. Burn the body and throw the ashes into the Indian Ocean for good measure.
  • Once a Ginger, always a ginger.


Hug a Ginger Day

On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24 hours, with 24 hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in normal activities, such as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would do everyday.


What to do if You are a Ginger


...who are in turn not huge fans of obese gingers



Gingers have souls. LOL.


Be a progressive role-model: commit public suicide.
Consolation

1. Chavs will forever pick on you if you live in the UK, meaning you have carte blanche to kick their faces in.
2. No one ever came up with an original insult about gingers. Ever. It's either "hey Ron Weasley!" (regardless of your actual level of resemblance to Ron Weasley) or "Ginger bastard/cunt/wanker!" To the former, ignore and wonder why they thought comparing you to an insanely famous character played by an insanely rich actor is a bad thing. To the latter, sarcastically congratulate them on not being colour blind.
3. You get to claim racism on anyone giving you hassle. Srsly.
4. Gingers are usually descended from either the Irish, the Scottish, or the Danish Vikings. So either you can hold your drink, you can hold your drink and have superbly cold resistant balls, or you're descended from the hardest arseholes of the Dark Ages.
5. You're not a black person.
6.
note: not a real ginger




Complaints

If you are a Ginger and any of the above offended you please leave your comments here for review and verification.
Video Documentation of the Plague






LOL what love hate relationship? when have i ever shown you any love??

i never show ignorant gingersnaps love, are you deluded? delusional?
as your comment to love/hate would only make sense if you was,

please show where i have shown you 'love'?

stop disrespecting yourself, making lies that you hold to be true.
does your kid believe in santa? how about jesus? easter bunny? bugs bunny?/

if anything get your kid to believe in my lil pony
cos its the best lesson he will ever learn is









i think thats as real as your lil ginger snap can get

wish he doesnt get hated on in life, as all gingers(including his father do/did)




was going to use your image for this meme, but didnt want you to end up cutting yourself




or taking shit out on your mrs/child/car/ delete what ever is applicable.











some classic shit, just to ether this fool.

these are videos of fagatek when he was younger.. just a young ginger snap growing up..

check it.

Their lack of a Soul






Don't be fooled by the fact that Gingers seem to be able to move around under their own power and cleverly simulate the behaviors of a sentient being. They are actually soulless automatons. In the following video, a red-haired flesh golem randomly runs through a series of pre-programmed rebuttals to the undeniable fact of the soullessness of the Ginger.








Looking into the fat kid's vacant eyes is like looking into the emptiness of the abyss. They're soulless and black like doll's eyes or the eyes of a great white shark named Bruce.

With the proper corrective treatment and psychosurgery, gingers can create something akin to robo-funk. Observe:




classic clip this, is the reason why fagatek started making hiphop




From E.D (links in text)

Ginger

his page contains spoilers ó important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed


Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis. Scientists speculate that most children afflicted with gingervitis are the mule offspring of albinos and humans.
Jerhi-curl negro hair with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs.


Ginger-Spotting


The Rougeois are easily distinguished from their surrounding environments.


Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:
  1. The first type of ginger is your regular type, the one you see out only on very dull days - or if it is sunny they will have their skin completely covered. They have bright orange hair (as do all of them) along with freckles (and lots of acne) on their faces, but their skin is also a very pale white meaning they are unable to go out in sunlight as it burns them.
  1. The other type of ginger is nearly identical, but it has a normal skin tone allowing it to come out into the sunlight without protection" this sub-species of gingers are called "Daywalkers". It's also believed that all gingers have freckles all over their bodies but no-one knows for sure. You see, no-one has ever seen a ginger without their clothes on, seeing as how they are souless, their gentaila is often non-existent and/or deformed and they never wash.
Gingers do not live in regular houses like normal people, rather they all dwell in dry caves on hillsides and mountains much like bats. You can spot a ginger habitat by the bright orange glow coming from it. Never enter a ginger habitat, the effect of looking directly at so many fire heads is equivalent to looking directly at the sun through a magnifying glass on the brightest day of the year, your eyes and face will be permanently burned and you will be blinded. Some gingers even have secret magic that they use to seduce non-gingers. Even Harry Potter lost out to Ron Weasley, for instance. Could it be related to a sense of humor? Nahhh.
Terminology and Pronunciation


Too much peppermint in the Patty. You never want to eat something if it's on fire.


Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, and redheads by the politically correct.
Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for growing pube-like hair all over one's body and a common trait of all gingers.
Sexuality

Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole.
Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain where the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from.
Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny.


Ginger starved for your blood.


Connections with Vampires & Furries

Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused.

Health Problems


Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS.


Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing.
Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth.
It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger.


Ginger Culture


Gingers love orange soda. Were you surprised?


Stereotyping


Beware the call.


Gingers can be divided into different types or classes.


  • The Joker - Like fat bitches, these gingers attempt to be funny their whole life to make up for their disability. In reality, everyone knows the only thing that makes people laugh is their appearance. Famous Joker Ginger: Conan O'Brien.
  • The Emo - These gingers usually try to dye their hair black, but due to the intense heat of the hair this usually fails and it just becomes scorched around the edges. Emo Gingers are generally no different from regular emos, except they have more to whine and cut about. Famous Emo Ginger: That fag from Harry Potter.
  • The Chav Ginger - Usually bleaches the repulsive hair to blend in with peers. Unfortunately for them this results in what gingers-in-denial claim "Strawberry Blond" isn't. This class may also become a hybrid with The Joker in a futile effort to "fit in." This is of course impossible: everybody hates gingers, and no normal person could get turned on over that repulsive skin. Famous Stud Ginger: Ronald McDonald.
  • The LaxKing - The Gingers are really timid inside but have a hard outer-shell, both physically and psychologically. They tend to participate in really manly sports and beat up on everyone, completely unprovoked. Famous LaxKing Ginger: Paul Scholes.
  • The Furry - Like to dress up as popular browser-logos in daily life. Famous Furry Ginger: Lindsay Lohan.
Religion


All hail Gingeus Christ!


All Gingers hail to the same god and his name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself.
As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds. After a violent spontaneous combustion from the now-dead hair it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the developing soul within causing the child to be born as a new ginger. This is why gingers are kept separate from other patients in hospitals, and especially from the maternity ward.
All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke.

Gingers` lack of souls, on the bright-side, make them easy to rape. Hence most ginger females (who by the way are ALWAYS Asking for it) procreate with non-ginger males which thankfully reduces the population of the much- unwanted, soulless Ginger subhumans.


Satanic origin

Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity.


Extinction

Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct by the time humanity gets its shit together.
The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human.

FUN FACT

55% of Gingers are often Hermaphrodites and/or secretly Homosexual
How To Handle Them


Orange people are very violent



Beware their disguises.



lolling at the umbrella


Although they will not be around much longer as the section below details, we should do our best to keep them as low as possible on the social totem pole to ensure that no bitches will mate with them and propagate the species. Girls are blind and aimless creatures. They seek out the alpha male in the pack, trying to achieve some combination of status, wealth, or another type of personal gain to further themselves. Make sure to humiliate any and all gingers on the fringes of your social group to ensure that the fact they're porcelain-fleshed freaks remains steady in the public eye.
Alienating Gingers

While not difficult due to the fact that they're inherently alien, there are methods to ensure they know their place in society:
  • When one walks up to a conversation, look at him, and say like he is a fellow blonde or brunnette, that you despise all gingers. Be as nonchalant as possible, as if you don't even realise he is a ginger. When he gets angry or starts arguing immediately apologize and simply tell him that you thought he was being ironic with his dye-job ever since they gassed all the gingers.
  • Bring a pitchfork and a torch to any social gathering where one may be found. Be sure to bring enough for everyone else as well.
  • Don't make eye contact with it.
Did You Know?

  • 98% of Goths are actually Ginger. Due to a lazy hair dying routine, most Goths end up with what is known as a "Ginger Halo".
  • Their emotional state switches between Goth and Vampire; they are so laid back that they seem to be in a coma or they explode into fits of unholy rage.
  • Ginger is an anagram for "individual of the black persuasion." Gingers are essentially the abbos of the UK, hence it is so.
  • In areas that they are passionate about; they are geniuses yet often donít know what day it is. For example Boudicca, the most ferocious Vampire Queen, defeated the Roman armies yet failed to seize the Roman Empire and went home poor.
  • The Blade series was originally written about a ginger, but was changed by a Jew-troll into being about uppity niggers.
  • Science has proven that gingers are more closely related to Neanderthals than regular humans.
  • Gingers are not all bad, some can overcome their beastly nature present themselfs in a normal "human" order. With cons and pros, just like an everyday person. Can't be too careful tough. So make sure when they arn't looking, please kindly shove them off a large cliff or
stab and/or rape them with a machete. Burn the body and throw the ashes into the Indian Ocean for good measure.
  • Once a Ginger, always a ginger.


Hug a Ginger Day

On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24 hours, with 24 hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in normal activities, such as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would do everyday.


What to do if You are a Ginger


...who are in turn not huge fans of obese gingers



Gingers have souls. LOL.


Be a progressive role-model: commit public suicide.
Consolation

1. Chavs will forever pick on you if you live in the UK, meaning you have carte blanche to kick their faces in.
2. No one ever came up with an original insult about gingers. Ever. It's either "hey Ron Weasley!" (regardless of your actual level of resemblance to Ron Weasley) or "Ginger bastard/cunt/wanker!" To the former, ignore and wonder why they thought comparing you to an insanely famous character played by an insanely rich actor is a bad thing. To the latter, sarcastically congratulate them on not being colour blind.
3. You get to claim racism on anyone giving you hassle. Srsly.
4. Gingers are usually descended from either the Irish, the Scottish, or the Danish Vikings. So either you can hold your drink, you can hold your drink and have superbly cold resistant balls, or you're descended from the hardest arseholes of the Dark Ages.
5. You're not a black person.
6.
note: not a real ginger




Complaints

If you are a Ginger and any of the above offended you please leave your comments here for review and verification.
Video Documentation of the Plague






LOL what love hate relationship? when have i ever shown you any love??

i never show ignorant gingersnaps love, are you deluded? delusional?
as your comment to love/hate would only make sense if you was,

please show where i have shown you 'love'?

stop disrespecting yourself, making lies that you hold to be true.
does your kid believe in santa? how about jesus? easter bunny? bugs bunny?/

if anything get your kid to believe in my lil pony
cos its the best lesson he will ever learn is









i think thats as real as your lil ginger snap can get

wish he doesnt get hated on in life, as all gingers(including his father do/did)




was going to use your image for this meme, but didnt want you to end up cutting yourself




or taking shit out on your mrs/child/car/ delete what ever is applicable.











some classic shit, just to ether this fool.

these are videos of fagatek when he was younger.. just a young ginger snap growing up..

check it.

Their lack of a Soul






Don't be fooled by the fact that Gingers seem to be able to move around under their own power and cleverly simulate the behaviors of a sentient being. They are actually soulless automatons. In the following video, a red-haired flesh golem randomly runs through a series of pre-programmed rebuttals to the undeniable fact of the soullessness of the Ginger.








Looking into the fat kid's vacant eyes is like looking into the emptiness of the abyss. They're soulless and black like doll's eyes or the eyes of a great white shark named Bruce.

With the proper corrective treatment and psychosurgery, gingers can create something akin to robo-funk. Observe:




classic clip this, is the reason why fagatek started making hiphop




From E.D (links in text)

Ginger

his page contains spoilers ó important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed


Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis. Scientists speculate that most children afflicted with gingervitis are the mule offspring of albinos and humans.
Jerhi-curl negro hair with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs.


Ginger-Spotting


The Rougeois are easily distinguished from their surrounding environments.


Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:
  1. The first type of ginger is your regular type, the one you see out only on very dull days - or if it is sunny they will have their skin completely covered. They have bright orange hair (as do all of them) along with freckles (and lots of acne) on their faces, but their skin is also a very pale white meaning they are unable to go out in sunlight as it burns them.
  1. The other type of ginger is nearly identical, but it has a normal skin tone allowing it to come out into the sunlight without protection" this sub-species of gingers are called "Daywalkers". It's also believed that all gingers have freckles all over their bodies but no-one knows for sure. You see, no-one has ever seen a ginger without their clothes on, seeing as how they are souless, their gentaila is often non-existent and/or deformed and they never wash.
Gingers do not live in regular houses like normal people, rather they all dwell in dry caves on hillsides and mountains much like bats. You can spot a ginger habitat by the bright orange glow coming from it. Never enter a ginger habitat, the effect of looking directly at so many fire heads is equivalent to looking directly at the sun through a magnifying glass on the brightest day of the year, your eyes and face will be permanently burned and you will be blinded. Some gingers even have secret magic that they use to seduce non-gingers. Even Harry Potter lost out to Ron Weasley, for instance. Could it be related to a sense of humor? Nahhh.
Terminology and Pronunciation


Too much peppermint in the Patty. You never want to eat something if it's on fire.


Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, and redheads by the politically correct.
Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for growing pube-like hair all over one's body and a common trait of all gingers.
Sexuality

Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole.
Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain where the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from.
Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny.


Ginger starved for your blood.


Connections with Vampires & Furries

Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused.

Health Problems


Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS.


Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing.
Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth.
It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger.


Ginger Culture


Gingers love orange soda. Were you surprised?


Stereotyping


Beware the call.


Gingers can be divided into different types or classes.


  • The Joker - Like fat bitches, these gingers attempt to be funny their whole life to make up for their disability. In reality, everyone knows the only thing that makes people laugh is their appearance. Famous Joker Ginger: Conan O'Brien.
  • The Emo - These gingers usually try to dye their hair black, but due to the intense heat of the hair this usually fails and it just becomes scorched around the edges. Emo Gingers are generally no different from regular emos, except they have more to whine and cut about. Famous Emo Ginger: That fag from Harry Potter.
  • The Chav Ginger - Usually bleaches the repulsive hair to blend in with peers. Unfortunately for them this results in what gingers-in-denial claim "Strawberry Blond" isn't. This class may also become a hybrid with The Joker in a futile effort to "fit in." This is of course impossible: everybody hates gingers, and no normal person could get turned on over that repulsive skin. Famous Stud Ginger: Ronald McDonald.
  • The LaxKing - The Gingers are really timid inside but have a hard outer-shell, both physically and psychologically. They tend to participate in really manly sports and beat up on everyone, completely unprovoked. Famous LaxKing Ginger: Paul Scholes.
  • The Furry - Like to dress up as popular browser-logos in daily life. Famous Furry Ginger: Lindsay Lohan.
Religion


All hail Gingeus Christ!


All Gingers hail to the same god and his name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself.
As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds. After a violent spontaneous combustion from the now-dead hair it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the developing soul within causing the child to be born as a new ginger. This is why gingers are kept separate from other patients in hospitals, and especially from the maternity ward.
All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke.

Gingers` lack of souls, on the bright-side, make them easy to rape. Hence most ginger females (who by the way are ALWAYS Asking for it) procreate with non-ginger males which thankfully reduces the population of the much- unwanted, soulless Ginger subhumans.


Satanic origin

Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity.


Extinction

Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct by the time humanity gets its shit together.
The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human.

FUN FACT

55% of Gingers are often Hermaphrodites and/or secretly Homosexual
How To Handle Them


Orange people are very violent



Beware their disguises.



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Although they will not be around much longer as the section below details, we should do our best to keep them as low as possible on the social totem pole to ensure that no bitches will mate with them and propagate the species. Girls are blind and aimless creatures. They seek out the alpha male in the pack, trying to achieve some combination of status, wealth, or another type of personal gain to further themselves. Make sure to humiliate any and all gingers on the fringes of your social group to ensure that the fact they're porcelain-fleshed freaks remains steady in the public eye.
Alienating Gingers

While not difficult due to the fact that they're inherently alien, there are methods to ensure they know their place in society:
  • When one walks up to a conversation, look at him, and say like he is a fellow blonde or brunnette, that you despise all gingers. Be as nonchalant as possible, as if you don't even realise he is a ginger. When he gets angry or starts arguing immediately apologize and simply tell him that you thought he was being ironic with his dye-job ever since they gassed all the gingers.
  • Bring a pitchfork and a torch to any social gathering where one may be found. Be sure to bring enough for everyone else as well.
  • Don't make eye contact with it.
Did You Know?

  • 98% of Goths are actually Ginger. Due to a lazy hair dying routine, most Goths end up with what is known as a "Ginger Halo".
  • Their emotional state switches between Goth and Vampire; they are so laid back that they seem to be in a coma or they explode into fits of unholy rage.
  • Ginger is an anagram for "individual of the black persuasion." Gingers are essentially the abbos of the UK, hence it is so.
  • In areas that they are passionate about; they are geniuses yet often donít know what day it is. For example Boudicca, the most ferocious Vampire Queen, defeated the Roman armies yet failed to seize the Roman Empire and went home poor.
  • The Blade series was originally written about a ginger, but was changed by a Jew-troll into being about uppity niggers.
  • Science has proven that gingers are more closely related to Neanderthals than regular humans.
  • Gingers are not all bad, some can overcome their beastly nature present themselfs in a normal "human" order. With cons and pros, just like an everyday person. Can't be too careful tough. So make sure when they arn't looking, please kindly shove them off a large cliff or
stab and/or rape them with a machete. Burn the body and throw the ashes into the Indian Ocean for good measure.
  • Once a Ginger, always a ginger.


Hug a Ginger Day

On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24 hours, with 24 hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in normal activities, such as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would do everyday.


What to do if You are a Ginger


...who are in turn not huge fans of obese gingers



Gingers have souls. LOL.


Be a progressive role-model: commit public suicide.
Consolation

1. Chavs will forever pick on you if you live in the UK, meaning you have carte blanche to kick their faces in.
2. No one ever came up with an original insult about gingers. Ever. It's either "hey Ron Weasley!" (regardless of your actual level of resemblance to Ron Weasley) or "Ginger bastard/cunt/wanker!" To the former, ignore and wonder why they thought comparing you to an insanely famous character played by an insanely rich actor is a bad thing. To the latter, sarcastically congratulate them on not being colour blind.
3. You get to claim racism on anyone giving you hassle. Srsly.
4. Gingers are usually descended from either the Irish, the Scottish, or the Danish Vikings. So either you can hold your drink, you can hold your drink and have superbly cold resistant balls, or you're descended from the hardest arseholes of the Dark Ages.
5. You're not a black person.
6.
note: not a real ginger




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True indeed, I never even knew we had a fermi on this site. he has always come off as tho he is trying to hard to get credit/respect/props off of bob and others that fagatek needs the approval of,,

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