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TSA · 08-18-2009, 12:56 AM

i think of all the religions christians are the most annoying of the strunf that they ALWAYS assume you're christian when they met you, and if you are but not of THEIR particular church they try to recruit you. always creating uncomfortable ass situations for no fucking reason

i was friends with this guy in my class, we'd joke around and shit, then out of nowhere he invites me to his bible study.

since then we stopped talking.

im trying to smash this woman that keeps asking why i dont go to church.

wtf? how the hell do you go to school and STILL believe that shit?

a friend of mines girlfriend is like a christian terrorist. she gets mad if you say you don't wanna go to church. Always putting that shit on their facebook status. it's too much. gawd.

Lex Lugor · 08-18-2009, 01:08 AM

lol yea, christians are annoying

salutations friend, do you think you could lend a second to discuss the miracle that is jesus christ?

Tage · 08-18-2009, 01:11 AM

at my last job a client company that used to design some stuff for us was Christian(as an entire company).

they literally converted my boss.

it went from him(christian company manager) creepily befriending my boss, going on "mens development camp weekends" until i would overhear them talking about church.

now thats fucked up. my boss was a pretty intelligent guy.

food for thought · 08-18-2009, 01:20 AM

lol one day me and my boy were driving to my crib, and two cats like that were crossing the street at my apartment complex lol, and my boy just kept driving up to them slow and shit lol, and then he just stopped like a couple of inches from them hahah, and they stopped and were mean mugging us hard as fuck. LOL and me and boy were in the car dying hahaha

that shit was hilarious

check two · 08-18-2009, 01:24 AM

I like having relatives that are Jehova Witnesses so you don't have to buy them Christmas and birthday gifts.

Mumm Ra · 08-18-2009, 01:35 AM

there's this chick I've worked with for about a year now
who has always talked about her church goings and whatnot (and I've never once mentioned my views to her)
well a couple weeks ago she randomly asks "so are you christian or catholic?"
like wtf...are those my only choices??
"neither"
.."so you don't believe in god?" (wtf lol)
"not the one from the bible"
.."so you're atheist?"....

seriously.....some of those christian/catholic types need to get out and interact with people some more

STYLE · 08-18-2009, 01:40 AM

TSA · 08-18-2009, 01:41 AM

i hate when christians dont think catholism is christianity

Mumm Ra · 08-18-2009, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by James Crow ESQ

haha i remember that
classic

Lex Lugor · 08-18-2009, 01:42 AM

oh god my grandmother dragged me to her new christian church one random sunday morning she didnt want to go alone the first time. lmao she was sick and since they gossip and all that shit they knew so they called her up, the preacher put his palm on her forehead, hummed and all that shit, stomped his feet mmmhmmmmmm JEEZUSSS
JEEEEE ZUS SSSS lol with so much emphasis on the s, knocked my damn grandmother over true story, shoved my nanas ass to the floor n shit.. the whole room shrieked! and then continued on praying. gawd i was so embaressed niggas was tryin to shake my hand and shit like why are you touching me lol my family isnt blessed cause that nigga threw down my nana. when i talked to her she said it was an otherworldly experience and when she was up there with everyone praying for her she felt elevated or some shit... these niggas is real dumb.. like in borat, when shits gets real heated you will really catch some doofus thinking he's speaking in tongues LOL
godbless my grandmother but that shit is dumb

TSA · 08-18-2009, 01:43 AM

stylemaster why do you always poast that durag guy?

Lex Lugor · 08-18-2009, 01:52 AM

lol right, right
and lol @ that youtube video with everybody posting passages and shit in the comments

STYLE · 08-18-2009, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TSA

stylemaster why do you always poast that durag guy?

same reason that oprah loves sex.

begongo · 08-18-2009, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TSA

stylemaster why do you always poast that durag guy?

it's cuz he's seeing it as a "black vs white" victory that's all, u know style

it's still a cool video though

TSA · 08-18-2009, 02:38 AM

he's posted it like 19 times.

i dont see how its a black verse white victory cause the black guy is still claiming a non african religion and wearing the white mans jeans.

08-18-2009, 12:56 AM	#1
TSA Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 33,388 Rep Power: 0	Christians are annoying i think of all the religions christians are the most annoying of the strunf that they ALWAYS assume you're christian when they met you, and if you are but not of THEIR particular church they try to recruit you. always creating uncomfortable ass situations for no fucking reason i was friends with this guy in my class, we'd joke around and shit, then out of nowhere he invites me to his bible study. since then we stopped talking. im trying to smash this woman that keeps asking why i dont go to church. wtf? how the hell do you go to school and STILL believe that shit? a friend of mines girlfriend is like a christian terrorist. she gets mad if you say you don't wanna go to church. Always putting that shit on their facebook status. it's too much. gawd.

08-18-2009, 01:08 AM	#2
Lex Lugor Parcheesi faced Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ruffled inside duh bubble goose Posts: 4,297 Rep Power: 29	lol yea, christians are annoying salutations friend, do you think you could lend a second to discuss the miracle that is jesus christ? __________________

08-18-2009, 01:11 AM	#3
Tage John W. Henry Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: U.K. Age: 25 Posts: 6,570 Rep Power: 31	at my last job a client company that used to design some stuff for us was Christian(as an entire company). they literally converted my boss. it went from him(christian company manager) creepily befriending my boss, going on "mens development camp weekends" until i would overhear them talking about church. now thats fucked up. my boss was a pretty intelligent guy. __________________

08-18-2009, 01:20 AM	#4
food for thought Think about it. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Head anointed. Cup runneth over. Age: 26 Posts: 16,219 Rep Power: 90	lol one day me and my boy were driving to my crib, and two cats like that were crossing the street at my apartment complex lol, and my boy just kept driving up to them slow and shit lol, and then he just stopped like a couple of inches from them hahah, and they stopped and were mean mugging us hard as fuck. LOL and me and boy were in the car dying hahaha that shit was hilarious __________________ We do it for the people.

08-18-2009, 01:24 AM	#5
check two N.I. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 26,286 Rep Power: 110	I like having relatives that are Jehova Witnesses so you don't have to buy them Christmas and birthday gifts. __________________ Elite Status

08-18-2009, 01:35 AM	#6
Mumm Ra God's Replica Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Black Pyramid Age: 27 Posts: 9,599 Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 73	there's this chick I've worked with for about a year now who has always talked about her church goings and whatnot (and I've never once mentioned my views to her) well a couple weeks ago she randomly asks "so are you christian or catholic?" like wtf...are those my only choices?? "neither" .."so you don't believe in god?" (wtf lol) "not the one from the bible" .."so you're atheist?".... seriously.....some of those christian/catholic types need to get out and interact with people some more __________________ DOWNLOAD MASTER PLAN LP!!

08-18-2009, 01:40 AM	#7
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08-18-2009, 01:41 AM	#8
TSA Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 33,388 Rep Power: 0	i hate when christians dont think catholism is christianity

08-18-2009, 01:42 AM	#10
Lex Lugor Parcheesi faced Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ruffled inside duh bubble goose Posts: 4,297 Rep Power: 29	oh god my grandmother dragged me to her new christian church one random sunday morning she didnt want to go alone the first time. lmao she was sick and since they gossip and all that shit they knew so they called her up, the preacher put his palm on her forehead, hummed and all that shit, stomped his feet mmmhmmmmmm JEEZUSSS JEEEEE ZUS SSSS lol with so much emphasis on the s, knocked my damn grandmother over true story, shoved my nanas ass to the floor n shit.. the whole room shrieked! and then continued on praying. gawd i was so embaressed niggas was tryin to shake my hand and shit like why are you touching me lol my family isnt blessed cause that nigga threw down my nana. when i talked to her she said it was an otherworldly experience and when she was up there with everyone praying for her she felt elevated or some shit... these niggas is real dumb.. like in borat, when shits gets real heated you will really catch some doofus thinking he's speaking in tongues LOL godbless my grandmother but that shit is dumb __________________

08-18-2009, 01:43 AM	#11
TSA Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 33,388 Rep Power: 0	stylemaster why do you always poast that durag guy?

08-18-2009, 01:52 AM	#12
Lex Lugor Parcheesi faced Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ruffled inside duh bubble goose Posts: 4,297 Rep Power: 29	lol right, right and lol @ that youtube video with everybody posting passages and shit in the comments __________________

08-18-2009, 02:38 AM	#15
TSA Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 33,388 Rep Power: 0	he's posted it like 19 times. i dont see how its a black verse white victory cause the black guy is still claiming a non african religion and wearing the white mans jeans.

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