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Old 09-20-2005, 10:53 PM   #1
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Default Sooooo.........uhhhh......do you.....jerk it off?

Man so I got some gauze on my knee after a bad scrape accident, and as I try to slowly remove it I realize that the shit just molded with my scape and ripping it off would create immense amounts of burning pain sensations. Do I jerk it off?
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Old 09-20-2005, 10:57 PM   #2
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Default Re: Sooooo.........uhhhh......do you.....jerk it off?

lol, misleading thread. and I dont know the answer to ur question
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Old 09-20-2005, 10:57 PM   #3
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Default Re: Sooooo.........uhhhh......do you.....jerk it off?

its like Rza said: do u..
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Old 09-21-2005, 12:57 AM   #4
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Default Re: Sooooo.........uhhhh......do you.....jerk it off?

wtf, yeah, burn it off
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Old 09-21-2005, 12:58 AM   #5
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stick it in some hot lava
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Old 09-21-2005, 01:04 AM   #6
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Default Re: Sooooo.........uhhhh......do you.....jerk it off?

i try to do it once a day, it helps me keep the boners i get in public down
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Old 09-21-2005, 10:29 AM   #7
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Default Re: Sooooo.........uhhhh......do you.....jerk it off?

You could just by pants that fit right making that a nonissue. If you run around like Urkel, then yes, you might need to handle the suituation.
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Old 09-21-2005, 10:31 AM   #8
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LOL.....nice title......I say just rip it off fast!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:16 AM   #9
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Default Re: Sooooo.........uhhhh......do you.....jerk it off?

Jerk it off man, always jerk it off.
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:25 AM   #10
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Default Re: Sooooo.........uhhhh......do you.....jerk it off?

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lol, misleading thread. and I dont know the answer to ur question
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agreed lol!

but erm...
yeah just cut ya leg off slightly above the knee and then
stick ya stumpy leg in some ice to ease the pain.
(remember to stick the rest of ya leg in the freezer so it stays fresh)

once bleeding has stopped remove bottom half of leg from freezer and drill a hole through it,
then and only then... thread some string through the hole n hang the shit from your rear view mirror in ya car.

or juss jerk it off

decision is yours
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:29 AM   #11
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Default Re: Sooooo.........uhhhh......do you.....jerk it off?

jus have someone rip it off for u... have them say 1, 2, then *RIP* 3 lol
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Old 09-21-2005, 01:05 PM   #12
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use water to unstick it...
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Old 09-21-2005, 01:06 PM   #13
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Stop being a baby and whining!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-21-2005, 01:10 PM   #14
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Default Re: Sooooo.........uhhhh......do you.....jerk it off?

Rip it off

I had to rip off part of my fingernail the other week,It was fuckin painful.
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Old 09-21-2005, 02:05 PM   #15
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Default Re: Sooooo.........uhhhh......do you.....jerk it off?

try pouring water or alcohol, drinking or accident, makes no difference, one stings more, on it as you pull it off....or you could be a man and rip it off...personally id rip it just to see what it looks like
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