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Old 09-11-2009, 02:57 PM   #1
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Red face Morning Breath. ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

You motherfuckers need to start brushing and flossing your teeth before you start your day. I know I do, unlike some people. Some Listerine wouldn't kill you.

I get to campus around 9:15am this morning. I decided to head to the library so I could just browse around on the internet. So, after about ten minutes on the net, I go to a vending machine to get a soda. This is where it all happen. There was this guy standing next to me using another vending machine. He starts talking on his cell phone. I was like WTF, man? I have never smelled morning breath that bad in my 22 years of living and I have smelled.

At first, I thought the guy farted but no. After I got my soda, I gave him an 'are you serious' look because his breath was just bad!

I just hoped that soda helped him out a bit.
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Old 09-11-2009, 03:18 PM   #2
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I remember one time in English class i used to sit in front of a hunny, but every time she spoke i could feel her hot breath punching the back of my neck and then the aroma of a gay tiger's arse would enter the nostrils. She had the dragon on the daily. I still spat that game tho haha
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Old 05-08-2015, 09:30 PM   #3
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you shoulda took him to a science class room and forced his mouth over a bunsen burner and then billed him for your time, but you came here and told us about it. we can't help that niggas teeth get free
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Old 05-09-2015, 02:13 AM   #5
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Old 05-09-2015, 09:58 AM   #7
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My dad has the worst breath hahahahahahahahahahahaha. I try to stand away from him whenever he talks to me. He uses baking soda and toothpaste and that still doesn't work. He told me he has halitosis. There's gotta be something a dentist can give him to help his bad breath.
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