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Old 09-21-2005, 10:59 PM   #1
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ok, don't freak out on the title, this is just fucking around. Me and Mixtape Mutt were coming up with shit last night, like taking a wu-tang line or verse, and turning it gay. We aren't gay, this is just A JOKE.

For example, This is one Mutt did for GZA on Bring Da Ruckus, this is supposed to be if GZA was gay:
MiXTaPe MuTT:YO IM GAYER THAN COWBOY BOOTS, BLEW RECRIUTS, IM FUCKIN EMCEE TROOPS, MY ASSHOLE IS LOOSE, HUGE DICK THEY TRAMPLED MY SHIT, WHILE I STOMP MY MUDDPOLE IN THAT ASS, FUCK BEIN STRAIGHT I DO WHAT I WANT, CREEPIN UP ON GUYS ON FIGHT NIGHT, MY WU TANG GANGBANG IS MADD FUCKIN DANGEROUS, AND MORE SEXY THAN THE STROKE OF COX, CHOPPIN THRU YA BACK, GIVIN OLD MEN HEART ATTACKS, NIGGAS TELL ME WHO IS HIM? I BLOW HIS FUCKIN DICK SOME! MAKE IT A VICOUS ACT OF GAYISM, I WANNA TASTE IT SO FUCK IT, AND BRING THE RUCKUS, I PROVOKE NIGGAS TO CUM IN BUCKETS, IM WET N CREAM NOT HOT FOR DAMES, ITS NOT A GAME, IM LIVIN IN FRIENDLY SHAME, LOVE RUSSIANS, WU TANG AINT CRUSHIN BOOBLETS, I DONT FUCK IF UR NAMES SUZZETTE, CUM IN MY ASS BUCKET


Here's one I did
GZA on Severe Punishment:
InspectahDeck88: GZA: my aids be hard to cure when full blown, my tongue filters your cum when I give you dome, Fuckin you in the butt, thats rough, When I jam into my cock into your ass, you say thats enough, So I attack your ass, you grab onto whats in reach, I anal fuck you so hard you lose your own speech, Your shit is copper, It's all over my pants, gettin fucked by 8 niggas in the back of a van, My dick is hooked on, your ass is fine, fuckin you so hard your life is on the line, Ejaculations delivered with style and potential, the cum is flowing smoothly in sequential order, revealin my hidden video camcorder, so i can sell this shit to dudes with big boners




I thought this shit was funny as fuck, so if yall wanna add on, turn wu-tang lines or verses into gay shit, go ahead.
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:04 PM   #2
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hahah.. do a gay verse for Maria
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:15 PM   #3
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Haha.
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:20 PM   #4
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Lol, this is not edited at all. This came from Decks own mouth:

competition gets blown....


Lmfao.
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:23 PM   #5
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HAHAHAHAHA

That shit is mad crazy!!

As much as I be fuckin up song lyrics I have no idea why I didn't do this
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:24 PM   #6
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that's good. I did one a few years ago for "Baby Got Back". "I like big nutts and I cannot lie, you other sisters can't deny..."
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:33 PM   #7
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:57 PM   #8
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On Dogg Shit aint ODB yellin out in the beginning "all you bitches put ya flaps together and all you nighas put ya dicks together"? Oh btw thats lol
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"im the nigga that made you man, when your raps wasnt doin well, im the nigga that gave you head...."

im pretty sure thats the actual "i cant go to sleep" quote. please correct me if im wrong.
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I don't like Gay...
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Old 09-22-2005, 01:12 AM   #12
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im pretty sure thats the actual "i cant go to sleep" quote. please correct me if im wrong.
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Old 09-22-2005, 01:14 AM   #13
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"im the nigga that made you man, when your raps wasnt doin well, im the nigga that gave you head...."

im pretty sure thats the actual "i cant go to sleep" quote. please correct me if im wrong.
I SWEAR i always thought the same...
i thought it said


im that nigga that gave u ahead...

(like led someone ahead to the next stage)
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Old 09-22-2005, 01:35 AM   #14
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lol....

lets see someone do decks verse from triumph...lol
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Old 09-22-2005, 02:03 AM   #15
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haha but yo check out all this gay shit gzas saying on labels

So look out for F&W, the faggot and the wanker
Breakin' down your PANTS
As I bend MC's out with a blow that'll numb the
p-ppenis, I'm holdin more more gays than COLUMBIA
Finger INTERSCOPE, we YMCA. clan
That's comin' with a plan to get an
sex-slave of a mental orgasm MC don't panic
Throw that A&R nigga off the bed in the world that FANTASTIC
Now who's the sexy BAD BOY character, not infected by my AIDS
But firin' straight men not released on GAY ENTERTAINMENT
So duck as I cum on the dick of MICHAEL
While CENTRAL BROADCASTING SYSTEMS are slowed down
You're Naughty, like that Richard Simmons
It's gettin romantic
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