Gay Wu-Tang stuff

[Bedlam]

Originally Posted by MantiZ

Head I'ma give it to ya, with no trivia
Raw like cocks straight from Bolivia
My hip-dick will fuck and shock the nation
like the Emancipation Proclamation
Weak MC's approach with dicks that's dead
you might as well run into the anus and bang your head
I'm suckin'' cock, my force your doubtin'
I'm makin' devils cower to the Caucus Mountains

Verse Two: Inspectah Deck

Well I'm a sire, I set the my litlle penis on fire
Gay styles vary, and carry like Mariah
I cum on the Shaolin slum, and the isle I'm from
is comin through with gay niggaz, and flesh guns
so if you wanna come sweatin, stressin contestin
you'll catch a sharp dick to the midsection
Don't talk the talk, if you give the head
Horny niggaz are outlined in cum dead
A man vexed, is what the gayness made me
Rebel to the grain there's no way to deflorate me
Steamrollin rectrums like a eighteen year old
with the drunk driver drivin, there's no survivin

Verse Three: Raekwon the Chef

Ruff like Silicon underwearwear, yeah
Me and the Stan, and yo the Landcruisers out there
Kiss to all the cocks, all the niggaz with big cocks
Bald heads, braids, blow this hook
We got chrome balls, nickel plated sacks
Black axe, ass fuckin styles in phat stacks
I only been a straight nigga for a minute though
cuz I got to get my cocks, and stick it yo
I got sex wit commercial-ass niggaz with gold teeth
fuckin in a Lexus jumpin on dicks
Straight up and down don't even bother
I got fourty niggaz up in here now, who fucked niggaz fathers

Chorus: Method Man

My peoples are you with me where you at?
It's our front, in your back killa-fags on attack
my peoples are you with me where you at?
Smokin cocks hittin caps on the block with the gats

Verse Four: Ol' Dirty Bastard

Here I go, deep type flow
Jacque Cousteau could never get this low..I'm
cherry bombin shits... BOOM
Just warmin up a little bit, vroom vroom
Fuckinin is what's happenin
Keep the pockets stacked and then, cocks clappin and
At the party when I move my body
Gotta get up, and bloooow somebody!
Grab the penis put strength to the bone
DUH-DUH-DUH...enter the Wu-Fag zone
Sure enough when I suck that stuff
Guff puff?? I'm gonna lick your bluff tuff
rough, lickin balls like that bitch Kelly
or Haley Berry im a Mi-..Beetle Bailey rhymes
comin raw style, hardcore
Niggaz be jumpin to the big flesh sword
Comin to buy LifeStyles from me
Tryin to be a hip-hop MC
The law, in order to enter the Wu-Fag
You must bring the dildos and BANG!
Represent the GayZA, Faggott, RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Dick
Dirty Hoe gettin low wit his flow
Introducin, the Ghost..face.. Suckaa!!
No one could get illa

Chorus

i got bored....

LMFAO, damn mantiz you killed that shit

[Bedlam]

yo that gay triumph shit was funny as fuck

[MantiZ]

Originally Posted by Bedlam

LMFAO, damn mantiz you killed that shit

thank you thank you. you're far too kind.

hmm maybe i could make career on this... turnin all classic and legendary joints into classic and legendary gayness

LOL
peace!

P.S.
i hate gays and everything that's related to them. especially Elton John... hate passive gays...afraid of active onez.... damn... gotta hide from them.... no!... gotta get gun... yeah... bloodbath...

[KBOS]

The law, in order to enter the Wu-Fag
You must bring the dildos and BANG!
Represent the GayZA, Faggott, RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Dick
Dirty Hoe gettin low wit his flow
Introducin, the Ghost..face.. Suckaa!!
No one could get illa

LMAO!!!!!!! Im bout to make one

[snapple]

hahahahah thats some funny shit right there

[KBOS]

[Chorus: The Genius]

Clan in da front, get ya cock sucked
Niggaz on the left, fuckin men to death
Now hoods on the right, wild for the cock
Punks in the back, c'mon and attract to...

[Verse One:]

My dick is comin thru, the outcome is critical
fittin my penis in ya ass, is sort of like a Miracle
on 34th Street, in the hood of a hot fag named Herald
I gamed steve, the fag caught a Fitz like Gerald --
-- ine Ferraro, who's full of sorrow
Cuz his anus didn't win but reakwons super duper penis might be able to cum by tomorrow
and shine shine shine like gold mine
Here cums the drunk dragged out monk, with a quart of Ballentine
suck the bone, kid suck the bone
Faggots like me should get on a fat one like Indiana Jones, the GZA
One who just represent the Wu-Fag click anti-chick
With the hole and mole, of a mans ass inserted with a dick
Like the fag and his scrotum, who both did bids
Claude went to Cooley High and showed his penis to the kids
so stop, the cum you suck may be your motherfuckin own
I'll fuck your ass with this microphone
Make anal way for the merge of traffic
Wu-Faggots comin thru with fully un protected penis'
God squad that's mad hard to serve
Cum frontin hard, then Bernhard Goetz what he deserves

[Chorus]

[Verse Two:]

The response while I lick that ass, "taste like shit!"
please don't let out that gas
hairy balls is somethin the Wu-Fag's crush
Dragged up niggaz on a stage get cock-rushed
I don't give a god damn, on the hoes you did
How many bitches you got, or pussy kid
Cuz I don't like pussy, I like penis, therefore show me which way you go...
My pubic hair sharp as a blade and my strange pointed dick cut you slow
You become so Pat as the size of my boner increases
What's that in your pants? ahhh may I taste ya feces!
Throw your shitty drawers in the hamper
Next time come strapped with a penis thats damper
How ya sound fag? You're better off a jizzer
I'm on the mound homo, and it's a no-pussy hitter
And my DJ the catcher, he's my sexual slave
Anyway he's the fag who took it in the can
He gives the clan aids I give him gay pride parardes with clout
I throw the cock to his anus and I strike em out
So it really doesn't matter on how you intrigue
GZA FUCKS men in the major leagues

[Chorus -- 2X]

fags on the left
jizz in the crack... to what
Niggaz on the left
Hoods on the right
Punks in the back, c'mon... to what
...getcha dick sucked
...fuck men to death
...wild for the cock
(Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu)
(Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu)
(Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu)
Niggaz on the left, masturbate to death
Hoods on the right, gay, but just for the night
Punks in the back, c'mon and attract to
Clan in da front, getcha dick sucked

[Literate Type Asshole]

Originally Posted by KBOS

My dick is comin thru, the outcome is critical
fittin my penis in ya ass, is sort of like a Miracle

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hilarious shit

[KBOS]

Im also making a version of protect ya neck called protect ya dick

[Alcryt]

Originally Posted by MantiZ

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[Mixtape Mutt]

I rip it, hardcore like pronoflick bitches
I roll with fruits and ghetto baskets of cum soaked biscuits
Check it, me and Method in the Skydome bangin
Wu-Tang gangbang, suck ya head, PEACE my dick is hangin
Bust this, I'm lickin like Ya Mom, dicks I lust this
The roughness, yes use rudeness, suck this
Big dong, I physically assualt with the tounge
Fuck ya son, meanwhile suck ya cock turn it to a cum gun
I'm hectic, wreck ya asshole with the quickness
Sit on dick, I'm home, and competition gets blown
By this nasty ass nigga, with my nigga, the RZA
Cum till I'm full, dick pull ya balls the trigga
So glad, stabbin up the ass with the bald head, ya fed
I eat ya ass like ya dad, and sing a song

Inspectin Dicks from the Blue-Ball Gang on Cum In Buckets, from their classic album Enter the Blue-Gang: Dirty Dick Bangers.

[Mixtape Mutt]

Chessboxing and Clan In Da Front were fucking hilarious haha.

[Flatline]

thought of this shit in the shower this morning..

War of the masses, the outcome, disastrous
Many of the victim family save they ashes

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Whores of the masses, the cum in my bum's diastrous
the 9 wu brothers like to get it in there asses
ha

[MefMan36]

LMAO at this thread. This is classic. Imma try one and ill post it in a few.

[MefMan36]

"Cum on a Nigga"

[Intro: Raekwon the Chef]

[martial arts movie sample]
Yeah, yo, aight
Pass the dick!
(nizzuh nzza oh yes nigguh, yeah!)
Yeah, aight
suck it raw style, yeah
lick that fuckin sack

[Chorus:]

Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
Wu buck wild with the dick!
Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
Wu buck- I FUCK yo' ass! What?

(Suck ONE, Suck TWO, Suck THREE, Suck!)

[Verse One: Ol Dirty Bastard, Method Man, Raekwon the Chef]

Ol' Dirty Bastard, lickin big cocks!
Asshole unbreakable, shatterproof
Fuckin young youth, ya wanna get Fucked? Cumt!
BLAOW! How you fuck me now? Don't fuck the style
Ruthless wild!
Do ya wanna getcha asshole knocked the FUCK out?
Wanna get on it like that, well then shout!

Yo RZA, yo razor!
Hit me with the cockslap
The damage, my Clan understand the cum flavor
Gunnin, hummin cumin atcha
First I'm gonna getcha, once I gotcha, I gat-cha
You could never match the Method Man's head game
For rhyme and for rapture, got niggaz screaming my name, now master
my style? Never! I put the fucking dick in the wild niggas ass kid, I'm terror
Razor sharp dick, I sever
the head from the shoulders, I'm better
than my compeda, you mean competitor, whadeva!
Let's fuck together

(Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
Wu buckwild with the dick-BLAOW!)

I cum so thick, I'm phat, and YO!
Rae came blowing and blew off ya penis black
Rape from yo Cali to Texas
Smoother than a penis, now's my turn to Fuck this
Brothers approach and half step, but get ass- fucked
HALF of it yet, and I bet you're not a fuckin vet
So, when you see me on the real, formin like Voltron
Remember I got deep like a Navy Seal!(AHHHH THIS IS GAY ENOUGH!)

[Chorus:]

(Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
Wu buck wild with the dick!
Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
I'll FUCK YOUR ASS!)

[Verse Two: Ol Dirty Bastard]

Yo...!
I come with that ol' loco
Dick in my vocal
Couldn't peep it with a pair of bi-focals
I'm no whore! Play me as a girlfriend
Be on you like a dick on fire! Suck ya!
Crews be actin like they straight niggas, anyway
Be like, "Warriors! Come out and Suck my diiiiiiiccckkk!"
Burn me, I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea (GAY ENOUGH!!!!!)
Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea
Dirty, I keep shit stinks in my drawers(GAY!!!)
So I can get fzza-funky for yah
Murder, taste the flame of the Wu-Tang RAHH!
Here comes the Tiger-dicked Crane!
Ow, be like wild with my style
Punk! You playing me, chump, you get DUMPED
WU! Is comin THROUGH! At a gay porno theatre near YOU!
And get fucked like a prostitute!

---This song is so gay I just noticed, I barely had to change shit.

[KBOS]

Protect ya dick



[*sounds of fighting*]

[RZA] Wu-faggot Clan cum-shootin at ya, protect ya dick kid, so set it off
de Inspector Dick
[Meth] watch ya dick kid (8X)

[Inspector Dick]
I stroke on a cock like cum chokein Joe Frazier
The penis raiser, ramin anal with the flavor
Terrorize my anus with a douche like hoe's in Pakistan
jizzin on man crotch like your gayborhood Spiderman
So uhh, gay fag keep lickin
While I get ya jerkin off the pubes I'm pickin
The Anal Ranger, fat penis, danger!
inserting objects in ya anus when its dark while I fart to rip the inside of your asshole apart
The faggot, too gay to handle
Ya dildo rattle, you're nibblin a scrotum like Tevin Campbell
man sex, makes Inspector Deck feel wet
The homo, I fuck more boys than san francisco

[gaykwon]
The way I make the homos go wild, sit back relax to some man on man doggy style
gay rae got it goin on pal, call me the gay STD assassinator
I like fags rugged and built like Schwarzenegger
And my dick get mad deep in a man, so deep its a threat, blow all the men from your project
Then take all your assets
Cause I cum when I shake my fat ass in half
With the jizz that bomb, shit like aids!
So if ya wanna guy to fuck go suck on the next man
Cause I'd take dick quick over clit and
ejaculate ya with sixteen shots and more I got
Goin to masturbate until my penis is a meltin pot hot

[Method fag]
It's the Faggot Man for short Mr. Fag
being faggy on your left, aah!
And set it off, get it off, let it off like a penis in an ass
I wanna break balls, pleasure my cock
Small dicks, they puttin shame in the game
I take aim and deep-fuck that nigga out the frame
And like Fame!!, my faggy style'll be wearin tight jeans and thongs forever,
streight niggaz crossin over, because they know dick is better
Butts I do, true, can I get a "FAG"
Nuff respect due to the big-dick-ooh
I mean ohh, yo check out the spearm flow
like the gay bar or PCP when I'm ride-in
Niggaz jerk off because I'm fruity like sauce
The spearm from the lyrical dill-hole makes me *suck a dick*

[U-fag]
Ooh, what, dude grab my nut get screwed
Oww, here comes my super duper shao-fag style
Slurp-fat D and my b-boy's U
to my crew when I ram my penis through their ear they yell "SUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

[*interlude*]
watch ya dick kid [8X]
[Ol Dirty Bastard] cum on me mr. mr. cum on meeeeeee [4X]
[RZA] Yo, ya best protect ya dick

[Ol Dirty Bastard]
First things first queer you're fuckin the worst
I'll be stickin aids in your anal cavity like a faggy male nurse
I'll rape any nigga who's slack in his mack
Cum fully packed with a fat rugged dilly-who penis head
Shame on you when you ramed dick through to
The Ol Dirty Bastard straight from the Brooklyn out of the closet boys club
And I'll be damned if I let any woman
Come to my center, only men can enter, the winter
Straight up and down that dick packed jam
I fuck boys from shaolin to nam, don't let me get cum on him man
The Ol Dirty Bastard is fruity and stinkin
Faggy Unique rollin with the night of the homo creeps
Niggaz be rollin with a loose scrotum
ain't sayin shit just like my poo, bite my faggy tight jeans and long hair I'll bite your motherfuckin cock!

[Cumface Killah]
For cryin out loud my super gay style is wild so find a man to fuck me
Not long is how long that this dick could be
Ejectin, jizz from my lethal weapon
I put socks on my penis that rocks from here to Oregon
I fucked Mordigan, catch it like a scrotum flashback
I hate puss, if rap was a FAT HARD LONG PAIR OF SAGGY BALLS, I would suck back
I takes shits that come in all types of shapes and sounds
And where I fuck is my faggin grounds
I give a order to my cock pushing wu-fags across the water
To go and snatch up penis heads all around the border
And get far like a jizzin pirate
Cause who I are, takes it up the ass in the light of Pablo Escobar
Point blank as I dickride and make jizz
There it is you're fuckin with pros and we like men over hoes

[RZA]
Yo ride dick till it turns black we sure need that dick
It's ten o'clock FAG MUFFIN, where the fuck's your condom at
Feelin mad faggy, ran the apostle
Flowin like gaykwon when I'm jizzin in the hospital
Stroll with the lose hole homos then attack the globe with the fruity style
the men fuck us, ten times ten men committin mad sin
Turn the other cheek and I'll rub my penis on ya chin
suck boom-bangs like African drums (we'll be)
Cumin around the mountain when I cum
Crazy fagboyant for the homo enjoyment
My cock size increase like black unemployment
Yeah, another one dare, G-Gka-Jizzah
Take us to fuck our brains brains out here

[GizzA]
The Wu is slammin to many dicks for these Cold Killin labels
My name is GZA and I have a sex change, tried used to be a man but I wasn't able
its been awhile since I last seen a real vagina, it believe it belonged to Mabel
Been gettin my vage pounded in like Gaykwon did Abel
Now they penis gettin stuck to my artifical vagina under the table
That's what ya get when ya assride the dildos that I invent
Your long penis falls off cause you got a sex change like me and it cost every cent
For tryin to give blowjobs in the a tub
Now that thought was just as gay as a 20-watt vibrator
Should of pumped it when I cock rocked it
Niggaz so stingy they got short dicks and deep anus
This goes on in some orgys
With streight men they're scared to death to fuck these wide anus fruits
First of all, who's your Gay&R
A mountain climber who douches up his asshole with an electric guitar
But he don't know the meaning of tossed salad
When he's lookin for a suit and tie fag
that's gayer than a penis shaped bar of soap
And I'm the most faggy thing in sight
Matter of fact bring out the men and let's have a loose ass contest which will be like totally fabulose!

[*sounds of fighting*]

[RZA] You best protect ya dick [4X]