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Old 09-22-2005, 10:46 PM   #61
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im not gonna post anymore, I want to see other people make some funny ones too. This thread is hilarious.
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Old 09-22-2005, 10:48 PM   #62
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Intro:

Shaolin faggotboxing, and the Wu-Tang dick style
If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang
could hurt my anus
Do you think your Wu-Tang penis can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you ride my Wu-Tang dick

Chorus: RZA

Bring da faggotfuckin ruckus
Bring da faggotfuckin ruckus
Bring da faggot, bring da faggotfuckin ruckus
Bring da faggotfuckin ruckus

Verse One: Cumface Killah

Cumface, catch the blast of a hype dick
My ass bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse
I fuck rough, jam things in my anal cavity like an elephant tusk
Ya head rush, my ass hurts like Egyptian musk
Aw shit, Wu-Fag Clan get money for ridin the dicks an'
However, I my asshole is huge just like Nixons'
Causin terror, quick damage ya whole anus
Hardcocks is bound to tear men the fuck up, or found shot
P.L.O. style, my salty scrotum hazardous, cause I wreck this dangerous
I blow brothers like Waco, Texas

Verse Two: Gaykwon the Chef

I suck my cock like I'm locked down, hardcore
poundin my fat ass makes, goin up an down makes a fart sound, watchin men get rubbed, and tear another mans inside down
A literate type asshole, suckin penis for gold, no matter how old, no doubt
and you watch a fuck stick his fat one in my rolls makin niggas ass fold
Yeah, they dickride and all that
Carryin they condoms but yo, my Clan
Rollin with aids and all that
Now ya act convinced, I guess loose scrotum makes sense
Wu-Fags, yo sewwwwwwwww, represent
I wait for one to act up
Now I got my penis back up, up and down penis all around
cum on his neck now, react what?
And no one is streight in the chamber
Wu-Fag banger, 36 cocks of danger

Chorus

Verse Three: Dick Inspectah

I rip tight assholes wide hardcore, like gay porno-flick homos
I fuck in groups of ghetto faggots with biscuits up they anus
Check it, I stick the mic up my gaped out ass so im microphone bangin
Wu-Faggot slang'll leave your scrotum hangin
Bust this nut, I'm lickin my buddy paul wall, Out for gay marraige Justice
My tiny penis still bring roughness, yes, the crudeness, men fuck us
Rectum, I anally assault with the tongue
insert one, my jizz shot ya knot like a fat cunt
My penis extensions make my cock look hectic, I wreck it with the quickness
jizzin on the microphone, and I win compotitions for amount of men blown
By this nasty ass nigga with my nigga, my favorite man with pubic crabs, RZA
Charged like a bull and got pull your man nipple like a faggedout trigga
So bad, I even fucked my dad, stabbin up my own anus which has a big enough hole to fit a taxi cab, I got crabs
I insert gay pride flag poles in ya ass like your dad, bring it on...

Chorus

Verse Four: The Genius/GizZA

Yo, my homeboy bring his penis more rugged in my anus than slaveman boots
New streight men just been recruits to the gay group, I'm fuckin MCs poops
I break cum and gave you aids oops! Oh well, I still trample dicks, while my anus chomp!
A mudhole in that ass, after I toss some salad, cause I used to be straight and from the swamp
Creepin up on an unexpectin anal site, now it's Fright Night
My Wu-faggot penis is mad fuckin' dangerous
And more deadly than the stroke of an axe
drillin through ya ass *swish*
Givin bystanders cock-attacks
Niggas try to pretend to be streight, but my fruity senses tell me who isn't
I blow his fuckin penis shaped prism
Make rammin my dick into his guts it a vicious act of terrorism
You wanna bring it, we can suck it
Come on and bring the ruckus
And I provoke niggaz to cockblast my ass like rusty old buckets
I'm wettin CREAM, I ain't wettin fame
Who sellin anal pain, I'm givin out a deadly game
It's not streight pussy pushin man it's the Wu-fags ball sack crushin
Roulette, slip ya dick up and get fucked like WHO? MIKE JONES
Bring da fuckin ruckus...

Chorus

So bring it on...(X7)

punk nigga!
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Old 09-22-2005, 10:56 PM   #63
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Shaolin faggotboxing, and the Wu-Tang dick style
If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang
could hurt my anus
Do you think your Wu-Tang penis can defeat me?

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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Old 09-22-2005, 11:53 PM   #64
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Originally Posted by Mixtape Mutt
Enter the Blue-Gang: Dirty Dick Bangers.
^^^LMAO

that killed it for me lol
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Old 09-23-2005, 12:23 AM   #65
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I think we should have a battle on these forums to see who can make the best gay wu lyrics. That shit would be funny...
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Old 09-23-2005, 12:41 AM   #66
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some of that shit is funny, but i would never do that shit man. those are like sacred lyrics. lol
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Old 09-23-2005, 01:27 AM   #67
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[Intro: RZA]
Faggot style
Yo, huh, huh
Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
There's noplace to cry once I stuff inside the broom
Doctress Doom, prepare for the boom
BAM! Aw, MAN! I SLAM
JAM, now scream like my man!

[Verse One: RZA]
I be salad tossin, butt flossing, my cum Nile is awesome
I'm fucking more Family Feud's than Richard Dawson
And the survey said -- give hed!
Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your penis head
MZA who was that? Aiyyo, fuckin your back
Makin niggaz go BLOW BLOW!, like a Super Fag
Me fuck any one, oh no, here I cum
The Wu-Tang blow one, dildo to the eardrum!

[Verse Two: Inspectah Deck]
I puts the dick needle to the groove, I gets rude
And I'm forced to fuck your butt
My ass carries like a pickup truck
Across the clear blue yonder
Seek the China Sea, I fuck fags like quarterbacks sacks from L.T.
Now why go with chest, fuck the Rebel INS!
Gay since the birth, I fuck slam your best
Cause I bake the cum, then take the cum
and eat it, too, with my crew while we head state to slums!

[Chorus: RZA]
And if you want cock, then bring the rubbers
Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
Straight from the motherfucking slums that's homo
Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men

[Interlude: RZA]
Hyah!
Step up, boy!
Represent!
Blow his head off, kid!

[Verse Three: Method Man]
The Meth will cum on some fellas,
Styles, is wild, berserk, bizarro
Blow, lick off the afro on Rollo
Comin to a fuck in the butthole, which way to go just follow
Method, the Legend, niggaz butts is hollow
In fact I'm a hard dick to follow
I dealt for dolo, Bogart cummin' on through
Niggaz is like "on my ass, now boo!!"
Yes, I, cum to get a slice of the dick and the thigh
Rather do than die, check my
flava, cummin' on the RZA
whose dick is short like a baby
Who make me reminisce true like Deja, Vu!
On my rubbers, niggaz cum is like glue
Whatever you cum rubs off me, sticks to you

[Chorus]

[RZA]
Ahh-hah! Yeah
Representin Brooklyn Queens
Long Island, Manhattan Bronx
The Rugged Lands of Shaolin
I love Niggaz from Virginia, Atlanta
Fuck boys in Ohio
cummin' through with the crazy, why-oh why-oh
Fuck, niggaz from The Source
Fuck My man Kelly Moon from the GAVIN
Rod Strickland, Jason ? and yeah
true, true, my nigga is goin down on boy
We ain't nuttin ta fuck wit
The whole Texas mob, the Chicago mob
Niggaz from Detroit, fuckin California squadron
cummin' through knahmsayin? Fuckin'the whole fuckin West coast
to the whole East, fuckin niggaz from D.C.
Going own in Maryland, all the way over there in Morgan State
Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
all over the whole fuckin globe, cummin' through boy
Peace to the fuckin Zulu Nation
Peace to all the Gods and the Earths, word is bond
Wu-Tang slang, blowing heads boy
It ain't safe no more!
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:36 AM   #68
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If Bedlam didn't have so many posts here, I would question the motives for this thread. It seems as if it could be an infiltration by maybe the Gunits to make all of us say how gay Wu is, and then use it to make the Gunits feel more secure about themselves.
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Old 09-23-2005, 04:30 AM   #69
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hahahahahahah, gay stuff normally makes me mad but gay wu-tang thats jus hilarious
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Old 09-23-2005, 06:48 AM   #70
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I be doing some more songs tonight,



aint no pussy in the chamber, wu fag style, 36 hard cocks of danger
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Old 09-23-2005, 06:54 AM   #71
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watch out for gay germs!
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Old 09-23-2005, 03:51 PM   #72
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\/ If you rap this with the instrumental playing it is so hilarious!


[Verse One: Gaykwon the Cum Chef]

I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying hard was no jive
At second handjobs, pops bounced on old men
So then we moved to Shaolin land
A young youth, yo fuckin the gold cock, 'Lo goose
Only way, I begin to skeet off was fuck juice
And let's start it like this son, rollin with this one
And that one, pullin out dicks for fun
But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started sucking dicks at sixteen
And running up in gates, and doing niggas for high stakes
Making it gay on fire escapes
No question I would speed, for dicks and seed
The combination made my ass bleed
No question I would flow off, and try to get the ass all
Sticking my dick in white boys in ball courts
My dick got no bigger, same damn ass sweater
Times is ruff and tuff like ass shredders
Figured out I went the right route
So I got with a sick ass dick and went all out
Catchin cum from across seas
Rollin in MPV's (Mens Pussy Vagina) , every week we fucked forty G's
Yo nigga respect mine, or anger the nine inch penis
Ch-chick-POW! Move from the dick now
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Old 09-23-2005, 04:02 PM   #73
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If Bedlam didn't have so many posts here, I would question the motives for this thread. It seems as if it could be an infiltration by maybe the Gunits to make all of us say how gay Wu is, and then use it to make the Gunits feel more secure about themselves.
naw, its just some shit me and Mixtape Mutt somehow started doin a couple nights ago, and i was laughin my ass off, so i thought why not bring it on here. Plus, Gunit fans don't know the lyrics to these songs well enough to take the verses and make em gay.


and that wu-tang clan is comin to fuck men, and the gay CREAM, damn. Yall are some funny ass people
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MGM

[both] Yo, up in the M.G.M. dicks up
[cumface] Sike! Six niggaz fucked in flashing they dicks peace
[gaykwon] Aight! One dark skinned nigga fifty-six inch penis
wrapped around twice
[cumface] go to the gay pride parade with ice
[gaykwon] They threw fag language
[cumface] Ordered hot penis
[both] wit a anus
[cumface] Relax -- whispered, "They rap enter-faggots"
[gaykwon] Had Jizzy on, two Japanese dudes with fur-cocks look good kid
[cumface] lickin ass crack handlin hors d'ourves
[gaykwon] It's like handjob three
[cumface] We too gay for BET
You memorize the 1 to 40
[gaykwon] I'm at the dickrider degree
If a civilized fag doesn't perform anal sex, his duty
What shall be done?
[cumface] Pardon me fag, I like cocks between my buns
penis Bulgin out his sweatpants, check out his stance
See the side of his dill?
[gaykwon] Look like my cousin Lance
Left hand jacks me off rockin wit a wet crotch
[cumface] Yo I think I ramed dick in this dude while at the park, he wore the crush-dick leather with the strings dark
[gaykwon] Now I remember
[cumface] He from faggot Mountain
He and Mitch Greene fucked the streight one
[gaykwon] Near the penis fountain
[cumface] Seventh dick, Chavez bleedin from his asshole
Yo keep ya dick up that same nigga from right here
[gaykwon] Pop-jizzy ejactulating all on Liz Claiborne
Ghost had the gay Gucci mocks wit no comdon on
Seen Deion Sanders in the back with the fat fur on
[cumface] Workin dem men with the fagged out Wu shirts on
Mixed anus session Dunn
[gaykwon] fuck me some more
[cumface] Chef feathered down blinking at Chante Moore
[gaykwon] Tenth fuck Chavez tearin my inner-anus down
[cumface] Sweet fag may I lick the anus shit off
[gaykwon] It's like fags against the streight men
[cumface] Gettin penis head bit off
[gaykwon] Smooth and them fuck in
[cumface] ass ramers representin
[gaykwon] They sent a dildo over, autograph blessin
[cumface] Chef suck on my doodle twist and wank gay man spank, remember how we fucked frank?
[gaykwon] Yo I'm bout to suck a fat one
[cumface] Matter fact jerkoff two of those
[gaykwon] Yo they wound up loose anused all night
Steels took blowjob today from Chavez
[cumface] gay pride parade scheduled on October Ninth
gay pride pararde scheduled on October Ninth
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maybe ima do F-A-G-G-O-T MAN F-A-G-G-OT MAN
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