Jacking My Dick

[Cee Oh Vee]

Joketing!

[Cee Oh Vee]

Oh and this is for you Prof...



Skip to 1:13 and see the Orthodox Christians of Ethiopia pray in the way that the Muslims do. This is an ancient method of prayer.





Regarding "Jesus": "...he fell with his face to the ground and prayed..." (Mathew 26:39)

Regarding Abraham: "And Abram fell on his face: and God talked with him..." (Genesis 17:3)

Regarding Moses and Aaron: "and they fell upon their faces: and the glory of the Lord appeared unto them." (Numbers 20:6)

The list goes on...

May our Lord (our Creator) grant all of His prophets eternal peace.

[prof zooruka]

Originally Posted by Cee Oh Vee

May our Lord (our Creator) grant all of His prophets eternal peace.

^^^^^
This doesn`t include muhummad !!!!!!!!!!


Also im not arguing that praying with your face to the ground isn`t correct either.... and muslims don`t own that way of praying because as you pointed out the Jews and Jesus where doing that long before muhmadman and inslavlam ever came along.


Praise be to God and his son Jesus Christ !!!!!!!!!



peace be with you !

[Cee Oh Vee]

Originally Posted by prof zooruka

^^^^^
This doesn`t include muhummad !!!!!!!!!!

Our Creator knows to whom He has given his Revelation.

Originally Posted by prof zooruka

Also im not arguing that praying with your face to the ground isn`t correct either.... and muslims don`t own that way of praying because as you pointed out the Jews and Jesus where doing that long before muhmadman and inslavlam ever came along.

So although you have nothing to argue with me about; you feel you still have to defend your opinion - which for your information - I didn't attack.

- Nobody said 'Muslims own that way of praying'.

Why do you feel you have to be disrespectful towards my Life-Transaction by default?

Why could you not just say "Muhammad" and "Islam"? I did not disrespect you or your life-transaction in any way.

Originally Posted by prof zooruka

Praise be to God and his son Jesus Christ !!!!!!!!!

All praise belongs to Him and may His eternal peace and blessings be upon our master Christ.

Originally Posted by prof zooruka

peace be with you !

And with you.

Peace.

[Sky Blue Danny Kid]

This was supposed to be an awesome thread about you guys helping me jack off, but then you faggots made it all gay and shit.

[Olive Oil Goombah]

i kno i clicked on it looking for something good and all i got was taht 15 year old english kid talking about how he is a muslim arguing with Zooks. cunts

[Cee Oh Vee]

[Sky Blue Danny Kid]

so ANYWAYS, I just got back from the gym. Should I beat my dick now, or shower first?

OR should I just wait for my girl to get off work?

[Olive Oil Goombah]

Dan, i suggest you and your wife wait for jersey shore and mutually jack eachother off while staring at the hot guidos and guidettes

[Olive Oil Goombah]

the celtics are on....and they are looking old....very old

[Sky Blue Danny Kid]

I ended up taking a shower but forgetting to jack it. I'm hoping to bang her out during half time.

The Celtics ARE old.

But Garnett and Sheed AND Daniels are out and pierce and baby are both just getting their legs back from injury.

Rondos an all-star, perkins is a beast, and allen is still consistent and solid despite being less hyped.

AND theyre still pretty damn good. Once they gel, watch out.

You want none of it, tooch.

But they do look like straight shit tonight.

[Olive Oil Goombah]

shiiiit.....bring on them old faggots.


i can't fuckin wait....you will be sporting a LeBron sig by June

[Sky Blue Danny Kid]

For the record, it is halftime, and I'm not having sex.

Im now banking on some post-game sex, or else ill have to see whats on Showtime Extreme and get out the noose.

[Olive Oil Goombah]

LMAO.....well why didnt you mention that to begin with.

I'd go with the auto erotic asphyxiation

[Shower Through The Peephole]

nicky tooch lets the priest fuck him in the ass