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Art Vandelay · 01-04-2010, 08:46 PM

they finally move to Pittsburgh.

the Cleveland Browns never won a super bowl until they relocated to baltimore and became the ravens.

the cleveland barons never won a stanley cup until they merged with the north stars and finally relocated to dallas and became the stars.

a few years ago, when the nba had 29 teams, they were looking to add one more expansion team. they looked closely at pittsburgh since we were the largest television market without an nba franchise, but because our arena was so old, when the hornets relocated to new orleans, they awarded charlotte with another franchise.

fast forward to 2010 and Pittsburgh has a brand new arena opening in just a few months. lebron james will be leaving cleveland for the glamour and fame of new york city or LA.

ok, so cleveland sells out all of their games the last few years, but we are in a recession and if you look at the cavalier's average attendance the year before lebron... 11,500, i don't think the team will survive in that dump of a town.

Olive Oil Goombah · 01-04-2010, 08:53 PM

stop it we have like triple your population and TV audience

Art Vandelay · 01-04-2010, 09:00 PM

U.S. TV Household Estimates Designated
Market Area (DMA) — Ranked by Households

18Cleveland-Akron (Canton), OH1,520,750
23Pittsburgh, PA 1,154,950

Kenny Powers · 01-06-2010, 01:24 AM

when lebron leaves this summer it won't matter where they go, they'll never win one!

Olive Oil Goombah · 01-06-2010, 02:45 AM

too bad for you CT doesnt have a team

Come Honor Face · 01-06-2010, 11:07 AM

WTF Art?

CharlesJones · 01-06-2010, 11:13 AM

Cavaliers are never leaving Cleveland and Lebron will retire a Cavalier. If Lebron leaves the Cavs, he's a damn fool. Fuck New York Knicks. He isn't going to New York.

Come Honor Face · 01-06-2010, 11:16 AM

^^Scared?

Olive Oil Goombah · 01-06-2010, 12:31 PM

Chris Johnson is leaving the Titans for the Dallas Cowboys when his contract is up.

No Brainer

Come Honor Face · 01-06-2010, 12:32 PM

Bullshit.

Art Vandelay · 01-06-2010, 12:36 PM

p.s. the cavaliers played an exhibition game in pittsburgh before the season started. seems to me that they are testing the waters.

Come Honor Face · 01-06-2010, 12:38 PM

^^^lol Is that true?

Olive Oil Goombah · 01-06-2010, 12:54 PM

Chris Johnson will be a Cowboy mark my words. Or at least a New York Jet.

Yea, we broadcast games there too, just like we broadcast in Columbus and Toledo and Cincy.

WHen you have the King, even the most heated rivals will root for a Cleveland based team.

Come Honor Face · 01-06-2010, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickyTooch

Chris Johnson will be a Cowboy mark my words. Or at least a New York Jet.

Chris Johnson will have new long-term contract with the Titans before next season starts. Mark my words.

Olive Oil Goombah · 01-06-2010, 01:08 PM

why would he stay in tennessee.....there is literally nothing there.

he could make so much more money and get way more exposure in a big market.

Nobody will remember anythignn he does if he finishes with tennessee

01-04-2010, 08:46 PM	#1
Art Vandelay Importer/Exporter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 1344 Queens Blvd. (with my parents) Posts: 13,522 Rep Power: 72	The Cleveland Cavaliers will win the NBA championship when... they finally move to Pittsburgh. the Cleveland Browns never won a super bowl until they relocated to baltimore and became the ravens. the cleveland barons never won a stanley cup until they merged with the north stars and finally relocated to dallas and became the stars. a few years ago, when the nba had 29 teams, they were looking to add one more expansion team. they looked closely at pittsburgh since we were the largest television market without an nba franchise, but because our arena was so old, when the hornets relocated to new orleans, they awarded charlotte with another franchise. fast forward to 2010 and Pittsburgh has a brand new arena opening in just a few months. lebron james will be leaving cleveland for the glamour and fame of new york city or LA. ok, so cleveland sells out all of their games the last few years, but we are in a recession and if you look at the cavalier's average attendance the year before lebron... 11,500, i don't think the team will survive in that dump of a town. __________________ Last edited by Art Vandelay; 01-04-2010 at 08:51 PM.

01-04-2010, 08:53 PM	#2
Olive Oil Goombah Anglophile Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Big Plum Posts: 21,800 Rep Power: 49	stop it we have like triple your population and TV audience __________________ Look eye, always look eye.

01-04-2010, 09:00 PM	#3
Art Vandelay Importer/Exporter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 1344 Queens Blvd. (with my parents) Posts: 13,522 Rep Power: 72	U.S. TV Household Estimates Designated Market Area (DMA) — Ranked by Households 18Cleveland-Akron (Canton), OH1,520,750 23Pittsburgh, PA 1,154,950 __________________

01-06-2010, 01:24 AM	#4
Kenny Powers quik one Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,522 Rep Power: 10	when lebron leaves this summer it won't matter where they go, they'll never win one! __________________

01-06-2010, 02:45 AM	#5
Olive Oil Goombah Anglophile Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Big Plum Posts: 21,800 Rep Power: 49	too bad for you CT doesnt have a team __________________ Look eye, always look eye.

01-06-2010, 11:07 AM	#6
Come Honor Face Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,831 Rep Power: 14	WTF Art?

01-06-2010, 11:13 AM	#7
CharlesJones Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 9,020 Rep Power: 28	Cavaliers are never leaving Cleveland and Lebron will retire a Cavalier. If Lebron leaves the Cavs, he's a damn fool. Fuck New York Knicks. He isn't going to New York.

01-06-2010, 11:16 AM	#8
Come Honor Face Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,831 Rep Power: 14	^^Scared?

01-06-2010, 12:31 PM	#9
Olive Oil Goombah Anglophile Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Big Plum Posts: 21,800 Rep Power: 49	Chris Johnson is leaving the Titans for the Dallas Cowboys when his contract is up. No Brainer __________________ Look eye, always look eye.

01-06-2010, 12:32 PM	#10
Come Honor Face Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,831 Rep Power: 14	Bullshit.

01-06-2010, 12:36 PM	#11
Art Vandelay Importer/Exporter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 1344 Queens Blvd. (with my parents) Posts: 13,522 Rep Power: 72	p.s. the cavaliers played an exhibition game in pittsburgh before the season started. seems to me that they are testing the waters. __________________

01-06-2010, 12:38 PM	#12
Come Honor Face Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,831 Rep Power: 14	^^^lol Is that true?

01-06-2010, 12:54 PM	#13
Olive Oil Goombah Anglophile Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Big Plum Posts: 21,800 Rep Power: 49	Chris Johnson will be a Cowboy mark my words. Or at least a New York Jet. Yea, we broadcast games there too, just like we broadcast in Columbus and Toledo and Cincy. WHen you have the King, even the most heated rivals will root for a Cleveland based team. __________________ Look eye, always look eye.

01-06-2010, 01:08 PM	#15
Olive Oil Goombah Anglophile Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Big Plum Posts: 21,800 Rep Power: 49	why would he stay in tennessee.....there is literally nothing there. he could make so much more money and get way more exposure in a big market. Nobody will remember anythignn he does if he finishes with tennessee __________________ Look eye, always look eye.

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