|09-30-2005, 12:37 PM||#1|
My lonely mattress
A Scene at a bar....
Time to mack it, I'm out of practice, I got a lonely mattress
I guess my bad stick ain't scoring hat tricks
She's a bad bitch, blocking dick like dominic
Hasek, my pickel was a Vlassics
Now it's pop-sicle freezer burned in plastic
That's sick! I know, but at least it's from the heart
"You'll be louis, I'll be Clark, Vickie Vale to Peter Park"
<His name is bruce wayne>, "hahaha, stop being smart
You got the gist" <you a dog> "oh, now I'm being dissed
If I'm a dog, I need a bitch and some kibbles and bits
Shiiiiit, I didn't like you as anyway
ay yo tender hooks me up with some JD from tenesee"
|09-30-2005, 12:39 PM||#2|
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Re: My lonely mattress
LMAO, that was funny and good shit all at once.....