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Old 01-21-2013, 07:00 PM   #1
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There seems to be a lot of hot tennis players these days. Every time one of the slams is on I see a few new ones. I thought I'd start a thread about it, for anybody who watches tennis. So list your top 5.

My list are all reasonably well known and successful players, but I've seen a few lesser known players who would be hotter than some of these girls. In particular some Puerto Rican girl at the Sydney tournament a couple of weeks back.

1. Tamira Pascek
2. Maria Kirilenko
3. Caroline Wozniacki
4. Victoria Azarenka (Never really been into her but she's looking pretty hot at this year's Aussie Open)
5. Ana Ivanovic (Could be top of the list if she had tits. Would be higher on the list if she hadn't gotten really skinny)
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:16 PM   #2
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Old 01-21-2013, 08:19 PM   #3
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Old 01-21-2013, 11:40 PM   #4
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Paszek...







Kirilenko...





Wozniacki...





Azarenka...



Ivanovic...






Ivanovic is the obvious choice, but I'm just too much of a tits man, as you can tell by my putting Paszek at number 1.
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Old 01-22-2013, 12:00 AM   #5
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Surely she doesn't still play? She must have never even cracked the top 100. I never saw her play, although I was familiar with her as I remember people used to talk about her because she was hot, and then she did Playboy.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I don't watch women's tennis at all.
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This is what women's tennis needs...

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Noel, do you think Serena Williams is hot, like some of the other dudes at the forum had said?
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Nah dude. She's pretty much a beast. Anybody who doesn't believe in evolution should take a good hard look at the Williams sisters, because they're pretty much half ape.

No disrespect though. Champion players.
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Nah dude. She's pretty much a beast. Anybody who doesn't believe in evolution should take a good hard look at the Williams sisters, because they're pretty much half ape.

No disrespect though. Champion players.
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How bout Sloane Stephens?
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Ivanovic for me.

everytime i go to wimbeldon i jus happen to stumble upon her games iv seen her up close and she is stunning, along with being fucking tall.

too bad her game is terrible.
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Not a bad looker but I'm not really into her. If she had good tits I'd be into her.
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everytime i go to wimbeldon i jus happen to stumble upon her games iv seen her up close and she is stunning, along with being fucking tall.

too bad her game is terrible.
She's seems to be getting her game back a bit. Certainly playing a lot better than she was a year or 2 ago. She'll never be able to compete with the top players though. It's crazy how women's tennis was so bad for a while that she actually won a slam and got to number 1. Fuck, even Jankovic was number 1 for a while. That was a terrible period for women's tennis.
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