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  1. No it's not Texas, it's Nebraska. Googled the...

    No it's not Texas, it's Nebraska. Googled the location and it looks like a children of the corn town.
  2. https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/11487 ...

    https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/11487

    Well now I have to go!
  3. If someone invites you to an out of state wedding

    Should you tell them to fuck off?

    It's not even a cool destination either, it's Tsa's home state. What am I gonna do there besides drive to his mammy's house to see if there are any mattresses out...
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    Wwd8J7A6B6U

    Wwd8J7A6B6U
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    Maybe wipe out Emilia Clarke's ancestors too. She...

    Maybe wipe out Emilia Clarke's ancestors too. She hit the WALL hard. Looks like an aussie sun drenched wrinkled 17 yr old boy three years after 30. All that heavy, chemical induced make up makes...
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    This Coffee Table drama has been going on for like 5 yrs.

    Next time I move, I'm hiring a dump run dude w/ Lee Tower's shoulder...
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    is this that Death Stranding game?

    is this that Death Stranding game?
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  10. You really ready to battle a clone of Aubrey de...

    You really ready to battle a clone of Aubrey de Gray?
  11. Is this really you? ...

    Is this really you?

    https://www.facebook.com/miguelknowche.hyphenwatson/videos/10155361845792810

    Because you appear very white and on the verge of starvation.
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    maybe you could get them 'out in the open' and...

    maybe you could get them 'out in the open' and teach them how to golf. so much bottled up anger. they need to substitute 'on blood' with 'on the green'.
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    The funniest part of Prodigy's book (and I only...

    The funniest part of Prodigy's book (and I only listened to the audio version) is when he talks about seeing Ja Rule in a club wearing a loosely knit gay mans sweater, and his chest nipples were...
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    I was the south paw pitcher, 1st baseman + nasty...

    I was the south paw pitcher, 1st baseman + nasty catch outfielder who made white trash 'bad dads' spill their precious plastic cup Budweiser and beat their ugly sons after a game, because my natural...
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    https://i.ibb.co/D922sDw/Screen-Shot-2019-11-06-at...

    https://i.ibb.co/D922sDw/Screen-Shot-2019-11-06-at-7-43-47-PM.png

    TSA's body if he keeps drinking baby formula and eating kuli kuli
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    I wanna hear the Ghost remix about how he can't...

    I wanna hear the Ghost remix about how he can't eat all that sugary candy
  17. I agree they had an amazing sound for that...

    I agree they had an amazing sound for that decade, and will sell tickets based on that niche & nostalgia. However it seems like they "pre-cummed" with their "RAGE".

    Deafening silence during Bush's...
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    I got rid of cable months back, and haven't...

    I got rid of cable months back, and haven't played a baseball vid game since probably SNES or Sega in the 90's. I paid for PS Plus earlier this year so I just try out the free games. It's alright. I...
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    I've got a 5 step plan for lookin' handsome ...

    I've got a 5 step plan for lookin' handsome

    1.) Shower like an American, we don't play Cricket (eww)
    2.) Lift bra/bro/bruv
    3.) Get rid of that porn addiction
    4.) Mugabe shea butter lotion...
  20. So.. Teen angst band whose politics never...

    So..

    Teen angst band whose politics never evolved past a high school level, and had parents that were Lawyers & Phds who provided an above average upbringing... became 'The Machine' and netted...
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    Ha, TSA being an 'air marshal' would be a step up...

    Ha, TSA being an 'air marshal' would be a step up from 'The ball/chin groping TSA agency'.
    He'd get fired in under a week for stunning dudes like BeeRock or Art in the Wingstop GUT, cuz they were...
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    Dooch would own several of those small pattern,...

    Dooch would own several of those small pattern, black dress shirts. Always see Italians wearing them. They can manage a restaurant floor in it, get bottle service at sketchy night club, and minimal...
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    He said he doesn't understand the point of...

    He said he doesn't understand the point of lifting weights before take-off. We all laughed and explained 'you're in the big leagues now bucko, act like it'.
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    MLB The Show 19 - genchat edition

    Why do my teammates look like wu corpers? Snapped this intermission screen off my tv last time playing it. Can you guys stay out of my video games?


    https://i.imgur.com/ZbIBroE.jpg
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    Well.. He was like 5ft tall and 135 lbs most of...

    Well.. He was like 5ft tall and 135 lbs most of his life, so who is actually gonna take that seriously? It would be like fighting a 14 yr old kid.
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