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    https://scontent-lga3-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/81de1d...

    https://scontent-lga3-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/81de1d8cbe256930df5c27277a383074/5DBB49C1/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/c0.42.1322.1322a/s640x640/66246011_422343071956176_8250659344865892885_n.jpg?_nc_ht=sconten...
  2. yeah. looks like another m80 cut/paste album

    yeah. looks like another m80 cut/paste album
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    Noel, I'll go first. Here's a picture of a hot...

    Noel, I'll go first. Here's a picture of a hot chick who won't fuck me.
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    I promise you that if you post a picture of a hot...

    I promise you that if you post a picture of a hot chick who won't fuck you because you are a smelly dirtbag, I will 100% believe you.
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    This story has so many holes, Noel wouldn’t fuck...

    This story has so many holes, Noel wouldn’t fuck it.

    A grown man man doesn’t need more than 5 minutes to shower. What takes you so long that you didn’t have time to shower before going to see...
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    Why was it so time pressing that you had to get...

    Why was it so time pressing that you had to get to her house to climb in her bed and cuddle?
  7. And Under the orders of Big Ben, I had to give...

    And Under the orders of Big Ben, I had to give infractions to people who use racial slurs, gay slurs or posts nudes, which is why Noel got the ban. Not because of making multiple Mr Yo threads. Which...
  8. you must have a different Google Maps than I do...

    you must have a different Google Maps than I do because there is nothing decent looking about that intersection.


    There's no way that this story would deter Ghostlaced either. He would say, "It...
  9. here are just 3 examples of Dooch telling...

    here are just 3 examples of Dooch telling Ghostlaced that 99 & St. Clair is a wasteland.


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    Holy shit. I'd rather find out that my girl...

    Holy shit. I'd rather find out that my girl cheated on my by fucking some guy while I was away than she just cuddled in bed and had good conversation with some scummy grocery store bagger who smells...
  11. He, umm she, um ze should get Bagel Boss to do a...

    He, umm she, um ze should get Bagel Boss to do a feature.
  12. Ghostlaced finally makes a pilgrimage to 99th & St. Clair to meet Bone

    Japanese rapper travels to Cleveland to meet Bone Thugs, gets stranded & mugged instead
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    damn, you won't fuck a girl who's already in your...

    damn, you won't fuck a girl who's already in your bed, but you lick Rob's balls every chance you get.

    https://media1.tenor.com/images/8ba70aead4bb0f1a356b37cd2f441d33/tenor.gif?itemid=10732604
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    why would you post a video online of 2 old guys...

    why would you post a video online of 2 old guys punking you? Respect to the boomers in this one.
  15. At first, I didn't agree with Rob's assessment...

    At first, I didn't agree with Rob's assessment that watching porn was detrimental, but I guess the proof is in the pussy... I mean pudding
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    Real men watch porn and don’t fuck when given the...

    Real men watch porn and don’t fuck when given the chance.
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    A girl wouldn’t fuck you because you stink...

    A girl wouldn’t fuck you because you stink because you’re too much of a man to shower with soap and use deodorant. Yeah, good call. Way to be a real man.
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    Who smells worse????

    The homeless people Skampoe used to "visit" at soup kitchens or Noel?????????
  19. Sticky: https://scontent-ort2-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/c96fb2...

    https://scontent-ort2-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/c96fb2af7ef04ec561bb0e90d8f50717/5E31C6F2/t51.2885-15/e35/s1080x1080/72788586_168478330928722_7103907496601973400_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.cdninstagram....
  20. So U-God has nothing to do with this but they...

    So U-God has nothing to do with this but they crowbarred his son iNTeLL into the last episode. He was the one rapping at the party when Rae and Power showed up.
  21. Noel, when you’re watching Virtual Reality porn,...

    Noel, when you’re watching Virtual Reality porn, can the women smell you since you don’t shower or use soap on a regular basis?
  22. Noel, when you're jerking off to porn, why are...

    Noel, when you're jerking off to porn, why are you thinking about Rob? And when you're watching your favorite actress getting pounded, and you start thinking of Rob, do you get harder or go limp?
  23. https://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?9...

    https://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?95049-Ignorant-ass-bitch-(stories)
  24. https://img.nbc.com/mpx-static/image/407/1007/1704...

    https://img.nbc.com/mpx-static/image/407/1007/170420_3505897_Massive_Head_Wound_Harry.jpg
  25. my tools remind me of George Carlin's bit on...

    my tools remind me of George Carlin's bit on stuff. You got your stuff spread out everywhere.

    In my garage, i have tools in a toold box, in and on a workbench. i have my tool bucket and bag in the...
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