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    Tinder

    Tinder
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    You're so unfunny it's unreal. You actually think...

    You're so unfunny it's unreal. You actually think your shit is funny?

    Maybe that's why you're scared to get a real life. Real life is tough ain't it? That's why you moved back into your mum's. At...
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    Move the fuck on. You ain't even funny. Give it...

    Move the fuck on. You ain't even funny. Give it up.

    8 FUCKING YEARS. YOU'VE HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO MOVE ON BUT YOU WON'T FOR SOME REASON. WHY WON'T YOU MOVE ON?
  4. You don't get pussy, real or fake. Remember? ...

    You don't get pussy, real or fake. Remember?


    8 YEARS AND STILL HASN'T MOVED THE FUCK ON.
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    You're still living in the past. You need to move...

    You're still living in the past. You need to move the fuck on.
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    In your fucking dreams. Pussyole. If I was I'd...

    In your fucking dreams. Pussyole. If I was I'd want you back but I don't. I never ever want you back. 8 years. Move on already.
  7. You really need some dick in your life. You don't...

    You really need some dick in your life. You don't really like women or pussy.

    Move on, PLEASE FUCKING MOVE THE FUCK ON.

    Get on with your life. Get yourself a real life. Online bullshit is not...
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    Get it checked. Shit ain't normal.

    Get it checked. Shit ain't normal.
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    I solved space from my bedroom, and I solved...

    I solved space from my bedroom, and I solved sinkholes, both this year.

    What can you do other than troll 24/7?
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    Not with that puss filled, yellowheaded, stank...

    Not with that puss filled, yellowheaded, stank dick of yours. I was done with your mash up dick 8 fucking years ago.

    Get it checked ffs.
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    It's you who's been waiting for me. I was a...

    It's you who's been waiting for me. I was a science student while I was away.

    The fuck have you done in the past year?
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    In your fucking dreams would a bird like that...

    In your fucking dreams would a bird like that fuck you. You're lucky I fucked you. It was supposed to be Turdberglar. You weren't my first choice. You were the only choice I was left with. I was...
  13. *Yawns* Move on. Find someone new and be...

    *Yawns*

    Move on. Find someone new and be happy. Ffs
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    In your fucking dreams. See, til this day you're...

    In your fucking dreams. See, til this day you're still after my pussy. It ain't happening again, ever.

    Move on already.
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    You ain't taken. You ain't been with no one...

    You ain't taken. You ain't been with no one properly for 8 years. I know you must feel lonely. Get some dick off Tinder.
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    All the important people know I'm supersonic. You...

    All the important people know I'm supersonic. You don't matter.

    Move on, Kemsley. Find someone nice for yourself. There's all sorts of dating apps you could try and some are free too. You know...
  17. 8 years and you're still an angry, lonely, and...

    8 years and you're still an angry, lonely, and embittered cunt.

    Move on already. I did as soon as I met j.
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    Prove it. Find any particles you like. Film it...

    Prove it. Find any particles you like. Film it and post it. Not gard is it?
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    It's your dick that needs sorting out. Shit ain't...

    It's your dick that needs sorting out. Shit ain't normal, I'm telling you.

    I honestly want to see you paired off with someone so you could be happy and have a real life.

    Those moments of real...
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    For my dirt. But since you wanted to fuck with...

    For my dirt. But since you wanted to fuck with me, I'm here.

    Why why why why why why why why why haven't you moved on? It's been 8 years. I want to see you happy. Just not with me. I know you and...
  21. Your dick is nasty. I've told you to go get it...

    Your dick is nasty. I've told you to go get it checked out. Shit ain't normal. You might need to pop the puss out of every pore. You never know.
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    You really need some dick. Soon. Why haven't...

    You really need some dick. Soon.

    Why haven't you moved on? You've been lonely for 8 years? No wonder you couldn't wait for me to come back.
  23. You want to come for the pussy still. Admit it....

    You want to come for the pussy still. Admit it. You've been waiting for me cos you've found it hard to move on from me.

    You still want to show me your puss filled, yellowheaded, stank dick til...
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    Ewww Show a close-up of your puss filled,...

    Ewww

    Show a close-up of your puss filled, yellowheaded, stank dick. Show them what I'm talking about.
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    Get popping then get some dick already. Sighs.

    Get popping then get some dick already. Sighs.
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