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  1. Do you have anything in irish setter?

    Do you have anything in irish setter?
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    This is the Corp we donít do that here.

    This is the Corp we donít do that here.
  3. Wonder where he took his shit?

    Wonder where he took his shit?
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    Iím too humble for merch, but Iíll continue...

    Iím too humble for merch, but Iíll continue spread the gospel of Yo.

    Yosanna in the highest.
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    I was humming the beat to the Mister Yo song with...

    I was humming the beat to the Mister Yo song with simulate29 at home today and my girl asked me if I was singing a church hymn, and I said no. Itís MISTER YO.

    She said, ďOh.Ē
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    Thatís why itís so strange to see these zombies...

    Thatís why itís so strange to see these zombies go after him so hard.

    Heís very moderate.

    Itís all a game anyway.

    But regressives are just attention starved social media addicts. Children.
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    Blacks are the bottom of the barrel as far as...

    Blacks are the bottom of the barrel as far as every culture on this earth is concerned. There isnít a non black group that doesnít believe blacks Africans are the lowest of the low and basically...
  8. Thread: Life advice

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    Mph! I bet you two are really hot together.

    Mph!



    I bet you two are really hot together.
  9. Thread: Life advice

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    Do you have a sex doll?

    Do you have a sex doll?
  10. Thread: Life advice

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    Yea thatís great. You ďtha GodĒ but dude just...

    Yea thatís great. You ďtha GodĒ but dude just get your dick wet once in a while. There doesnít have to be a connection and youíre a guy you need to get that nut off properly. Jerking off just...
  11. Thread: Life advice

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    Noel in order for you to worry about kids youíd...

    Noel in order for you to worry about kids youíd have to find a girl that would actually want to fuck you and it seems like thatís not going to happen so why even bother?
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    That is true but who you gonna trust with your...

    That is true but who you gonna trust with your blades? Some YouTube asshole with a flannel shirt or the Dooch? Tried and true Corp senior citizen from Americaís Fertile Crescent.
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    The Dooch does not sub out help. A man is his...

    The Dooch does not sub out help. A man is his lawn and vice versa.

    I cannot wait until TSA asks me for lawn advice. Canít raise that kid in the yuppie hood. Whatís the point, all of his single...
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    I got George Orwell. Iím a Socialist dystopian...

    I got George Orwell. Iím a Socialist dystopian cunt.
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    Yes there is indeed a Wu show I saw someone on...

    Yes there is indeed a Wu show I saw someone on Facebook say something.

    The Yo never contacted me. Heís mad about Ryan Day and the Buckeyes taking the number 1 wide receiver recruit right out of...
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    Mmmm.... sprinkle a little MILORGANITE on that,...

    Mmmm.... sprinkle a little MILORGANITE on that, have myself a hoot.
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    I know I hope this will summon him from the...

    I know I hope this will summon him from the abscess of Erie.
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    Stop fuckin wit whiteboyz and yo ass wonít get...

    Stop fuckin wit whiteboyz and yo ass wonít get capped.
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    I write like.....MISTER YO

    I write like.....MISTER YO
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    Mister Yo on the intro....

    I spread disease like Portuguese on the Pinto

    I eat ass stuffed with cheese but Iím lactose so I cant shit the shit I eat without pepto bismo

    I once saw a blue angel take a nose dive into the...
  21. Thread: Life advice

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    Thatís hilarious because as I sat here in my...

    Thatís hilarious because as I sat here in my garage sipping a Budweiser can, watching a thunderstorm roll in, I thought to myself, ďI bet TSA plagiarizes this shitĒ.

    Lit bro lives on.
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    I try not to pile on boomers because I think itís...

    I try not to pile on boomers because I think itís childish but that being said, they have a tendency to be pathological fucking liars.

    Maybe this is a result of growing up in a strict Greatest...
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    But by no means am I surprised that the...

    But by no means am I surprised that the ďradicalsĒ of wu Corp would have an aversion to mowing the lawn.
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    Lol this is just lazy millennials who are too...

    Lol this is just lazy millennials who are too brittle bones to run a lawn mower and way to intimidated by a weedeater.

    At the the most it costs me 225 all year for flowers and fertilizers and gas...
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    We have an abundant supply of water in Ohio. I...

    We have an abundant supply of water in Ohio. I donít even need to water my lawn save for a dry summer, but even then MILORGANITE and proper mowing technique in the summer is a must.

    A lot of...
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