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    Sticky: Dexterous with the verbal flame like John Belushi...

    Dexterous with the verbal flame like John Belushi with cocaine
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    Sticky: Ceaseless scourges, censored climate crisis...

    Ceaseless scourges, censored climate crisis
    Cast-iron skillets, I’m on fire like our planet
    Kevlar brain emits flames, unbridled disdain
    Telekinetic earthquakes, landscapes pulsate
    Radiation...
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    Sticky: Never done cannabis but I do get munchies after I...

    Never done cannabis but I do get munchies after I smoke emcees
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    Sticky: I crack heads when I welcome’em back like Nino at...

    I crack heads when I welcome’em back like Nino at Carter
    Rappers turned martyrs, vultures nibble on rigid cadavers
    Golden showers at your wake so you’ll feel Lord of the Rings
    Fat lady sings when...
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    Sticky: Mexican hardwood bone collector how I’ll drop...

    Mexican hardwood bone collector how I’ll drop Floyd Mayweather with a sadistic crossover
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    Hellacious hexes, mindless murderous savages...

    Hellacious hexes, mindless murderous savages
    Global measles revivals, maladies read in bibles
    Concaved pathways of afflictions avenues paved
    Primal gravitational waves, tsunami watery graves...
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    Sticky: Honies say I’m hung like Barbaro that’s why they...

    Honies say I’m hung like Barbaro that’s why they love to mount me
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    Sticky: Faggots quick to abandon ship like mechanics on...

    Faggots quick to abandon ship like mechanics on Titanic
    Mt. Everest icepicks couldn’t chip this iceberg spit I vomit
    Subzero saliva cold as ICE raids, polar temps for decades
    Phosphorous grenades,...
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    Sticky: These R&B rappers after platinum but all they get...

    These R&B rappers after platinum but all they get is R. Kelly golden showers
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    Sticky: Cats think they’re Cujo with mouth foamin’ I’ll...

    Cats think they’re Cujo with mouth foamin’
    I’ll eat these dogs like Joey Chestnut at Nathan’s
    Franticly born to bombs like Israeli premature babies
    Temperament insidiously like that killer inside...
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    Sticky: Execute foes when I snatch hearts out chests like...

    Execute foes when I snatch hearts out chests like Mayan priest in Apocalypto
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    Sticky: No need for Shrap’s knife to be like OJ on 30 for...

    No need for Shrap’s knife to be like OJ on 30 for 30
    With Jason Voorhees’s machete I’ll stab these pussies
    Vile acts, holes to grills so they look like hockey masks
    Wolverine claw marks to...
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    Sticky: Thoroughbred verses unbeatable like War of Will...

    Thoroughbred verses unbeatable like War of Will at Preakness
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    Sticky: Trainin’ day ballin’ savagely at Pelican Bay...

    Trainin’ day ballin’ savagely at Pelican Bay
    With roguish jake LAPD animosity referees
    Alonzo knows King Kong ain’t got shit on me
    I’m El Chango like Cancio after his KO of Machado
    Another fierce...
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    Sticky: Formidable foes know I’m unbeatable like Ignacio...

    Formidable foes know I’m unbeatable like Ignacio Zaragoza on Cinco de Mayo
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    Sticky: Doctor Robert Bruce Banner mild-mannered But...

    Doctor Robert Bruce Banner mild-mannered
    But quick to anger like 9/11 martyrs in hangars
    Felon marvel like Norman’s Green Goblin villain
    Miami U convict, Kellen Winslow II guilty verdict
    Bushwick...
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    Sticky: Women say intercourse with me is bestiality cause...

    Women say intercourse with me is bestiality cause I’m hung like a race horse
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    Sticky: Unabomber on archaic teleprompter Vile diction...

    Unabomber on archaic teleprompter
    Vile diction sickenin’, too ill for penicillin
    Lyrically as sick as colostomy bags selfies
    Seized territory, entered country illegally
    Mexican mamba but my agent...
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    Sticky: Been following Andy Ruiz since 2011 when I saw...

    Been following Andy Ruiz since 2011 when I saw him on the undercard of a Jose Benavidez fight in Parker, AZ. I was amazed by his hand-speed, combinations and power-punch placement - something not...
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    Razor Ruddock rhymes sharp on Mic as Tyson in his prime
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    Subsonic bars of B-52 bombers in Qatar Proton...

    Subsonic bars of B-52 bombers in Qatar
    Proton charge expelled from atomic bombs
    Bereavement levels of radioactive elements
    Hiroshima nerve agents spread like malaria
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    Sticky: Wack cats remind me of newborns cause they’re...

    Wack cats remind me of newborns cause they’re constantly on their backs
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    Sticky: Feeble cats claim to be pits when they’re Beagles...

    Feeble cats claim to be pits when they’re Beagles
    These little dogs will get killed like I was David Eason
    For various reasons I’ll trump Donald this duck season
    I want prime grade beef but emcees...
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    Inferno carnage, char emcees because I don’t pay homage to garbage
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    Advanced dementia, cursed by karma Bloodthirsty...

    Advanced dementia, cursed by karma
    Bloodthirsty bond of barbaric brethren
    Biological test proved I’m son of Satan
    Inherently violent like Serengeti’s rabies
    Consciousness treads on rotten courses...
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