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    Re: This Chic Got Offended Over A Compliment...

    It isn't much faster and it looks gross. Stop it.
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    Re: This Chic Got Offended Over A Compliment...

    yo i typ liek dis cuz datz mad kewl yo

    Yo yo yo, you need not to step in my heinous aura. My robotic mustache punch mechanism would crush your beak. Fuck out.
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    So, what are you getting a masters degree in? I bet you're just studying to get your GED and start working at the Blockbuster.
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    Re: This Chic Got Offended Over A Compliment...

    In what? HAHAAH

    I'm getting paid knahmean.. bling bling.
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    Re: This Chic Got Offended Over A Compliment...

    You'll be at jobcore tomorrow
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    Re: This Chic Got Offended Over A Compliment...

    Go back to Puerto Rico.
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    Re: This Chic Got Offended Over A Compliment...

    fag
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    Re: This Chic Got Offended Over A Compliment...

    Your rectum ring looked like a fucking hoola hoop when I was done.
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    Re: This Chic Got Offended Over A Compliment...

    You were a little tipsy... don't pretend you were drunk enough to forget the beautiful nights we shared.
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    Re: This Chic Got Offended Over A Compliment...

    I lost count, but yeah...

    But that's nothing to the amouth of time my penis has been in your rectum.
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    Re: This Chic Got Offended Over A Compliment...

    Maybe you subconsciously said "I want to stuff a tenisball in your mouth and tape it shut only to put a tazer to your clit without hearing your silly screams"

    Happens to the best of us
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