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    Default Can You Cancel a Chick Just Because of Her Ex?

    If you're talking to a girl, and you figure out at one point she dated

    1. A nigga with charges pending
    2. a trapper
    3. a semi-professional athlete (streetballer, arena footballah)
    4. an arab


    is it fair to cancel her the fuck off the face of the earth? Or at least your own life? The african in me says it's completely ok to cancel a bitch off for not being a young urban virgin off the get, but the American in me says its ok to dip the dick in used clam. Would you take a bitch seriously if there was a nigga in her history that.....ya know...

    I wouldn't, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    If you're talking to a girl, and you figure out at one point she dated

    1. A nigga with charges pending
    2. a trapper
    3. a semi-professional athlete (streetballer, arena footballah)
    4. an arab


    is it fair to cancel her the fuck off the face of the earth? Or at least your own life? The african in me says it's completely ok to cancel a bitch off for not being a young urban virgin off the get, but the American in me says its ok to dip the dick in used clam. Would you take a bitch seriously if there was a nigga in her history that.....ya know...

    I wouldn't, lol.
    1. that's a no no
    2. two rubbers and no kissing
    3. yeah sure im pretty fit too
    4. that's a damn shame but forgivable. she better enjoy a fully intact penis though
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    lol at exhibit 4, an arab





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    I cancelled with a girl that I found out hooked up with my cousin 6 years b4 we hooked up
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    That's a guy in those pictures who's a woman?

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    Couldn't care less who she fucked before. Wouldn't ruff ryde, obviously.

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    All women have fucked someone before unless youre a pederast.

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    A trapper in art's area is someone who be huntin those wascaly wabbits and beavers

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    i kinda like Patrice O'Neals philosophy of a chick not marrying a guy unless he's womanized sometime in his life just to get that shit out his system

    could work both ways, depending on how she still feels towards #1-4

    if by cancel you mean cancel everything then fuck that, at least hit it and run


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    Sure, you can do what you want.

    Its kind of dumb though, do you actually think you're going to meet a perfect girl with no skellingtons in the closet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaDynasty View Post
    skellingtons
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    Allah is my bitch
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    Canít stand Cilvaringz, by the way.... Itís never us coming with the gimmicks. Itís always on the outside, a "B" Wu guy or somebody like that coming with some crap thatís just so gimmicky. It makes you scratch your head and say, ĎWhy Wu-Tang?í when itís not Wu-Tang.
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    That's a guy in those pictures who's a woman?

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    All those guys are reflections of who she is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    If you're talking to a girl, and you figure out at one point she dated

    1. A nigga with charges pending
    2. a trapper
    3. a semi-professional athlete (streetballer, arena footballah)
    4. an arab


    is it fair to cancel her the fuck off the face of the earth? Or at least your own life? The african in me says it's completely ok to cancel a bitch off for not being a young urban virgin off the get, but the American in me says its ok to dip the dick in used clam. Would you take a bitch seriously if there was a nigga in her history that.....ya know...

    I wouldn't, lol.
    I had to get back to this post.

    When I lived in Germany I dated an Italian chick from Milan whose ex boyfriend was in prison cuz he was mobbed up. Do you really think I gave a flying 747 fuck?

    Just bust that P open and go full American on her, tizzza.

    Fuck all of these high standards, as if any of us are really any better.

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    No pussy is worth that trouble
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    NAH BUT DEFINITELY WHEN THE PUSSY STANk


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    Quote Originally Posted by JASPER View Post
    No pussy is worth that trouble
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