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    "This poor lady....
    - She wants you to wait 72 hours after you go out to buy a woman while you await a background investigation.

    - She wants women to be banned from entering schools and college campuses.

    - She wants women banned from polling places on Election Day.

    - She wants you to pay a fee to the state before you carry a woman on your person.

    - She wants some women banned simply because they look too scary.

    - She wants women banned from all airports.

    - She wants women to be locked up at all times when not in use."



    Does this make the Philippines the equivalent of buying women on the black market?
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    I hear in Arizona you can carry a woman without a license.

    In Virginia I accidentally bought a woman while day drunk.

    I have 24 women locked up.

    I personally prefer to just collect women and mount them on my wall

    We can, but they have to be locked in a glovebox when entering a college campus.

    If she's short and you hold her vertically and not horizontally, she's illegal. Do not shoulder your woman.

    She wants the right to be taken out and shot on a Sunday afternoon, just because she hasn't been picked up in a while.

    So I can own as many as I want? I wonder if it is legal to put silencers on them.

    I also put my woman in my checked luggage when traveling via plane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the hound View Post
    mount them on my wall

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    LOL she wants to get fingerblasted

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    Stashed in Rae's nuts during a yae Yo dispute.
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    jesus christ......


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