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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    lol spot on.

    Last edited by Hal Incandenza; 10-02-2019 at 08:58 AM.

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    Lee Towers, why you at my Steeler tailgate?

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    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    Lee Towers, why you at my Steeler tailgate?

    'cause I wanna be in the winner's circle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"


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    Check this thread for all of the upcoming Wu-Tang release dates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    I also don't like when young millennials call me "sir"


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    Check this thread for all of the upcoming Wu-Tang release dates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post
    you get extra credit for this one. good ole Peewit

    https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs

    these English names for the smurfs are pretty weak ass fringe shit. even bang 'em smurf sounds better than hefty smurf. thank God for mid 2000 rappers who were only one hit away

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    brock you got the glasses right

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    and the bang, obviously

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    Quote Originally Posted by brock View Post
    Lol damn

    This is basically Kim or whatever he's calling himself these days if he never found Wucorp and this Bad News Bears, eclectic group of forum shit posters..

    and decided to just eat fine chocolates and online game.



    Also speaking about chocolate, I recently learned some disturbing thing about HERSHEY and their practice of using spoiled or somewhat spoiled milk, which tastes like vomit in their recipe. I think they went that route to reduce costs during the early 1900's & during wartime, the dust bowl, depression, etc. Never was a big fan of their product.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Weak erections and watery nut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Artsdradamus View Post



    This one is a little too on point. If he ever tours in Europe w/ the band again, Kim Hal Lee needs to see them live (while tripping or deeply stoned of course). Outside of Parliament Funkadelic, you'll never witness the same level of showmanship, live sound quality, and CULT-LIKE atmosphere. Phish does bring all the milkers to the yard though. Early 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's, and maybe some pruned-out 60's milkers if you are into that kind of thing and buying a cool glass-blown wind chime or dream catcher. It's psychedelic rock with some crunchy jams infused.

    Basically if I was gonna suck on Noel's girl's 'thiccer titty' to get my annual milky side-dish, I'd do it at one of those concerts, while he waits in line or purgatory to release the piss (not take it) at one of the hundreds of USA made port-a-potties, aka The Arch of the Pissenant, aka Your daddy's yellow acid rain gutters, aka Art Vandelay's nonna's marble bird-bath, aka Cilvaringz' sacred PeeTri Dish, aka Pee Wee's Piss House, aka Brock's slip n' slide of PISSIN' off Le Libz, aka Tsa's storm drain nostrils of anger and nihilistic abyss.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Weak erections and watery nut.

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