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    is he you?
    also wtf? Is that 'not a big deal' in B E L G I U M. I can't see that not ending up in the daily news of some town in Florida here

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    Damn Lee.

    Maybe teaching is the new priesthood and Boy Scouts.

    Itís where all the male and female pedophiles gravitate too these days.

    Makes perfect sense now that I think of it because no sane adult wants to deal with kids and teenagers all day.

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    Teaching women at a young age that sucking dick is their ticket to success, that's good teaching.
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    Last edited by Hal Incandenza; 02-01-2018 at 09:07 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    Dear Diary,

    I cannot wait for the next Wu-Syndicate release. Iím so excited that I canít sleep. Joe Mafia and Myalansky are so dreamy and cool. Sometimes I fantasize that they will be my first kiss.

    Yours truly,

    Lee Towers' Vagina

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    Lee you just confirmed the theory.

    A friend of mine was a high school teacher and got into a relationship with a student. I think she was 18 but the fact that she was a student got his ass fired and his teaching license revoked.

    Heís in insurance now.

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    I can't get enough of these Lee Towers stories. It sounds like your colleagues are really getting their Weinstein on.

    I wish something scandalous happened in my school days. Actually in grade school a kid burnt the school down to the ground lol, that was pretty fantastic at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    Dear Diary,

    I cannot wait for the next Wu-Syndicate release. Iím so excited that I canít sleep. Joe Mafia and Myalansky are so dreamy and cool. Sometimes I fantasize that they will be my first kiss.

    Yours truly,

    Lee Towers' Vagina

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Lee you just confirmed the theory.

    A friend of mine was a high school teacher and got into a relationship with a student. I think she was 18 but the fact that she was a student got his ass fired and his teaching license revoked.

    He’s in insurance now.
    lol are they still together?

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    I wish something scandalous happened in my school days. Actually in grade school a kid burnt the school down to the ground lol, that was pretty fantastic at the time.
    damn that's marvelous haha
    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    Dear Diary,

    I cannot wait for the next Wu-Syndicate release. Iím so excited that I canít sleep. Joe Mafia and Myalansky are so dreamy and cool. Sometimes I fantasize that they will be my first kiss.

    Yours truly,

    Lee Towers' Vagina

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee Towers View Post
    lol are they still together?
    Fuck no lol. I donít even remember the girls name or what she looked like.

    Heís got a decent job but he was the ideal teacher(minus the fucking his student) in that heís an asshole who expects shit done right.

    Id imagine he would have been half way to his pension assuming itís 30 years. Summers off. Itís actually a good gig, teaching.


    But he gave it all up for a piece of ass. Heís stupid like that with women tho always has been.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rainbow View Post
    a closeted, obese mathematics teacher from my catholic high school persistently hit on an aryan male friend of mine at a local pub a couple of years after we all finished school.

    aside from that, another high school teacher of mine regularly wore a cape.

    that's about it.
    Lol the cape sounds dope. He should've went all in with a Bobby Digital mask.

    My 9th grade math teacher or the first of 3 was arrested because he would take pics of every student for "attendance or name reasons". Eventually the girl students reported him for groping and perverted looks. Police searched his car on school ground and found all the photos. He had like a personal binder of freshman cleavage shots he obviously jerked off to on the reg.

    he was this level of creep which Robin Williams portrayed amazingly:


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    Great movie.

    I think my college professors were much more strange than any grade school teachers I had.

    Most of my catholic school teachers were unattractive older married women.

    Didnít have a male teacher until high school besides the gym teacher.


    Although there was definitely a gay ďbrotherĒ at the catholic high school i attended for a year. Flamboyant. Iíd have to say he definitely touched boys.

    On a visit he tried to get a 14 year old dooch and his friend to go to his office for ďcookies and punchĒ. We declined thankfully. Life could have been very different.

    Good thing my parents werenít the type that banned sweets.

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    "cookies and punch"

    is basically a Lee Towers "Waffles and Syrup"

    maybe followed up by a rare wu affiliate B-side

    Glad we made it out alive Dooch. Last thing we need is Waldo abusing us (which I can't imagine)

    Maybe more likely to get abused by those Artstradamus mod powers and stalked by a drone after the rape, foam finger and Wingstop order.

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    bahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    Dear Diary,

    I cannot wait for the next Wu-Syndicate release. Iím so excited that I canít sleep. Joe Mafia and Myalansky are so dreamy and cool. Sometimes I fantasize that they will be my first kiss.

    Yours truly,

    Lee Towers' Vagina

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    We used to have a priest who used to hand out gummy bears to the students.

    His name was Father Jaime. Now I have no idea if father Jaime was a pedo, and I hope he is a decent man. Iíve never heard anything bad about him. He was everyoneís favorite because of the gummy bears.

    But now that Iím older, I wonder....

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