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Thread: CNN is officially promoting CUCKOLDRY

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    Default CNN is officially promoting CUCKOLDRY


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    Itís just a way for latent homosexuals to get out of fucking their wives.

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    I'd expect something like this from The Onion. But this is real.

    Semi related story...

    I've been been trying to get a friend of mine to join the gym. He's one of those nice guys. Total beta nerd. I wanted him to become more alpha and look less of a bitch. Also because I kind of felt uncomfortable around him, me being a big and muscular guy and him looking like my bottom boyfriend. Plus I was kind of curious what I could turn him into with my knowledge of bodybuilding and weightlifting.

    His wife had also been hinting she'd like it. She would often comment on my physique and feeling me up telling how it would be nice if her husband could shape up a little. This shit happening with him standing in the same room.

    I suggested it would benefit the both of them. Told my friends wife she could do with some squatting herself. Didn't want to cuck my friend right there. Eventhough I've been restraining myself for some time, knowing I could fuck my friends wife. But I guess I'm somewhat of a nice guy too. Somewhat.

    His wife was interested in training with me or rather having an excuse to spend time with me in a physical way. My friend kept making excuses not to exercise. "My hernia is playing up, but I'll join when it gets better" or "I don't have time to exercise" and all kinds of beta bullshit excuses.

    So, I'm going with my friends wife to the gym twice a week. She wants a 'J Lo butt'. Yeah, I know lol. I'm helping her squat, do hip thrusts and all those girly exercises. This goes on for almost two months. She's getting pretty fit, getting nice and juicy. Going from stick to thicc.

    It's getting harder and harder to control myself and she's not making it easy because she keeps flirting with me. I flirt back in a jokingly manner, but I can tell she's being serious.
    At some point during a training session she says: "You know, my husband hasn't fucked me in 3 weeks. He hasn't even commented on my body. I mean, you notice right. You notice I'm looking better than ever. Right?"

    She obviously was in dire need of some dick. And I'm thinking, why would my friend not fuck his wife for 3 weeks. Is he thinking I'm fucking his wife? Is that why he won't touch her?
    I couldn't think of a diplomatic response, so I just straight up told her I would. Fuck her.
    Now the situation is all messed up and she says: "Oh he would like that." Me: "Whhhat?"
    "Oh you know, he looks up to you and yeah it's kind of weird, but he has this fantasy... he wants to watch you fuck me".

    I couldn't believe this shit. My friend is a cuck. A fucking cuck. No friend of mine is a cuck. To cut the story short, I had sex with my friends wife, just once. Then I broke all ties with the both of them. It was awkward as hell, but I had to do it.

    Real story, no bs. Also [/blog]
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    So he watched?

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    Nah dude. I don't roll like that. She wasn't a fan of that either. But I had to fuck, cause I know I would regret passing good pussy.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    You did the right thing. Heís probably bisexual and wanted to see your cock.

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    CNN validating the existence of closet fags that prefer a good lawn than a good fuck
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    Hound wins again!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JASPER View Post
    I'd expect something like this from The Onion. But this is real.

    Semi related story...

    I've been been trying to get a friend of mine to join the gym. He's one of those nice guys. Total beta nerd. I wanted him to become more alpha and look less of a bitch.
    LMFAO, aren't you retarded? lol hahaha, aint one of you nigga got sickle cell? lol

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    SO THERE I WAS MAn,

    B A L L S D E E P

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    Quote Originally Posted by JASPER View Post
    But I had to fuck, cause I know I would regret passing good pussy.
    12 points from Belgium.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    SO THERE I WAS MAn,

    B A L L S D E E P
    Once this man died the testosterone levels world wide saw a drop, reason why they trying to make being a cuck acceptable.

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    I imagine Neville Chamberlain was a major cuck.

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    is this the one man who could cuck Nicky "The Situation" Dooch?

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