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    I got a pretty generous voucher for wine but have the wine knowledge of a 15 year old 'urban' slut.
    any suggestions on what I should get? it's about $150

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    do you like sweet or dry? im assuming sweeter white wines if you're not into them yet..

    from my experience its not really worth spending more than $15 on a bottle unless you're going crazy expensive. but most $30-50 bottles don't taste twice as good as a $10-$15. Like belaire rose that hoodrats like to buy for $35 to think they're balling is not that good
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    Penfolds Grange 1987

    https://m.danmurphys.com.au/product/...ange-1987-1-5l

    white wine is also for people with a vagina
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    “The” Hound just go grab a bottle from daddy’s cellar and hook your new bud up.

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    You can never go wrong with the God Francis Ford Coppola's wine.

    Also, any Pinot Noir from Oregon, not California.

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    My wine suggestion would be to drink beer instead.


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    you mentioned before that you got drunk off half a glass of apricot wine cooler while your wife was still downing a bottle of henny. you might want to slow down there first

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    Wasn’t D like 25 the first time he tried alchohol?

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    The Hound recommends avoiding any wine from Oregon and instead try and pick up exclusively from estates on the Barossa Valley and Hunter Valley
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    @hound, is $1500 australian slang for 15 dollars?

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    Wasn’t D like 25 the first time he tried alchohol?
    hahaha, i'm probably the only living human that started drinking at 21

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    Serious question, how do u get to 21 without drinking?

    I think I'd pretty much grown out of drinking by 21, lolz.


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    No $1200 is $1200
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    T$A, my advice would be to either get three $50 bottles to give as nice Christmas/birthday presents to other people who appreciate good wine or to buy eight $15-$20 bottles to take to someone's house when you are invited to a party. Since you never drink wine, a good bottle will be wasted on yourself the same way if you took CharesJones to a Michelin 3-star restaurant when you know he'd enjoy Applebee's just as much, if not more.

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    @Art, yeah I think i'll get a bunch of cheap ones. I drink wine, I just have 0 'wine knowledge' because I was raised in a cornfield with ppl that drink bud light or pats blue ribbon when they're classy. moscato when they're black (which in reality, was mulatto)

    @Noel, I was hanging out with a lot of suburb thugs in my younger days and their social events weren't very fun. So drinking was never well advertised to me and I didn't see the point. I would sneak out of the house, hang out and go home. The whole time they would just talk to be about how cool it was that I didn't drink or try to 'pressure' me into doing it. 89% of the time it would have been a nigga in a Fubu valor that 'convinced' me to drink and I wasn't going to let that be my life story. We all went our separate ways cause we were killing each other's respective vibes.

    Then around 18ish i decided that I might as well wait till 21 to be the first person alive to abide by that law.

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    Haha, cool bro. Good on ya. I don't think I could've got through my teens without drinking, lolz.


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