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    Quote Originally Posted by Artsdradamus View Post
    So what percentage of your life did you live in India where you would wander around in public after a meal with your hands behind your back looking for a place on the street to take a shit?
    lol i visited india for maybe 2 years of my life. (around 9 trips)

    nope ive never shitted in forests/countryside.. non of the relatives who i have gone for walks with after eating did it either.. its mostly a village/lower class thing. i've never walked around with my hands around my back either.
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    Literally 90% percent of the country is lower class and village. Hence it being a country where someone that can post during prime employment hours, year after after, like you, isn't 'lower class'

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    guess u need to go back some years and see why i dont need to work. ( i got criticized for it from bob/hound and probably yourself.. is your memory that weak?)
    plus only lower class people work on a bank holiday weekend. ( i live and was born in england, for about the 9000th time.. i guess your memory is that weak)

    im pretty sure i got more savings than money you have earned in your lifetime.
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    It's been a bank holiday weekend for 4 years though...

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    nope bank holidays in the uk happen 5 times a year.

    i own 2 properties..(used to be 3)

    i can afford to sit on my ass and do what i want, when i want.. only lower class people need to go out and work... you will spend around a 1/3rd of your life working, making money to spend for when your not working.. lol.. what a waste of a life.. but you're telling me to go out and work? why? when i dont need to, i live a nice life, its relaxed, as i said, i can go and do what i want when i want..

    i had worked from 16-33 (i always wanted to retire by the time i was 34, which ive said on posts going back many many years) while working, i invested.. to make life easier for me.. anyone could have done it.. you could have done it...

    if i had to work now, i'd do what Noel is doing.. work minimum hours so i have more time to do what i want to do and what i enjoy.

    keep venting at me for your own poor life decisions brudda.. you obviously dont know the wae.

    go relax and watch a film from Uganda called captain Alex.

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    I should invest in memes. Indian boys would buy them by the pound.

    Also bob and vagene wax.
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    Soul is fucking nuts man. He canít even control it.


    Lol. What a doofus.

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    I've never seen an Indian at the gym, period.


    De mijne is 4x duurder!

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    Maybe because doing squats is more fun in public
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    Indians in gyms are about as bad as indians with memes if Soul Controller is anything to judge from. Real fucking goober.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob View Post
    Maybe because doing squats is more fun in public
    hai! i train at home, well i watch the memes on the exercise bike, then i see them pumping iron on the multi gym.
    while i do Yoga..

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    Indians in gyms are about as bad as indians with memes if Soul Controller is anything to judge from. Real fucking goober.
    i know you dont understand memes, you need to be upto date with internet culture and the world in general to be able to understand them.. the only memes your into are around normie memes from 10-15 years ago..

    imagine if all nigerians where like you? oh wait.. they are. born to scam..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooch View Post
    Soul is fucking nuts man. He can’t even control it.


    Lol. What a doofus.

    i'm nuts cos i explain myself, cos others cant recall i dont work? then they get mad at me for not working?

    i think you got it the wrong way around.. but its cool.. your always like that. maybe its your genetics.


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    Quote Originally Posted by soul controller View Post
    i know you dont understand memes, you need to be upto date with internet culture and the world in general to be able to understand them.. the only memes your into are around normie memes from 10-15 years ago..

    imagine if all nigerians where like you? oh wait.. they are. born to scam..


    LOL ironically, India is the #1 source of scams globally Only instead of being intelligent, you get "You microsoft product has a virus"

    More than 11,000 Americans targeted in India call center tax fraud
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/more-than-11000-americans-targeted-in-india-call-center-tax-fraud/2018/02/08/95e5b2ac-0cc5-11e8-baf5-e629fc1cd21e_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.57 5cb85142c2

    Hope you're not trying to compare Nigeria to SHIT HOLE India lol
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    they're both shit holes. but india will be shitpower by 2020, and has x10000 times the gdp of nigeria.

    i seen some classic call center trolls, some great youtube videos.

    this is one of the best indian ones i seen (this channel is awesome tho)


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